[Andre-Bartholomew]

Re: I'm dying...

Yes it is. It's their job to control the masses of unsaved garbage we get everyday, and they do their job well.


Nothing on the internet is private; if you want privacy, I recommend you log off of your computer immediately and smash it against a wall. Well, I guess you don't even have to log off if you're going to smash it. Just make sure you smash it real good.



If forum admins couldn't change names, we'd be stuck with literally thousands of handles mocking GOD and promoting evil. It's unfortunate you don't think these things through before you post them for all to see, it really makes you look bad!



Your primary function is to read your 1611 King James Bible and serve GOD. You're not doing your job very well, perhaps you should put your own house in order before trying to organize ours.



English is frowned upon here, the only language we honor is AMERICAN, because we're an AMERICAN church and our web servers are located in AMERICA. That's why.

If you don't like it, you can always go to some Jap church forum and ask why your name can't be "Nuke Japs Now" and why you can't speak American there. It might be a refreshing change of pace for you.

Ooh it's you again Cursed?
How wonderfull to see you again

Well No it shouldnt be the job of an admin to change a persons net ID.

if you dont want strangers on this website, then why dont you just ban them instead??

You cant just go in, and change private informations, and call people other names?

There is a Reason it's called PRIVATE information's.

Cursed you cant really follow the subject, without getting bored and start to write something else can you?

And what does this have to do with the Japs? why should we Nuke them?

Gods Blesings

Andre

[Lillith The Whore]

Re: I'm dying...

Well... if it isn't Lillith the whore trying to tempt the purity of men towards her Demonic ways...

For shame!

Hardly! Just answering a question. Besides, temptation isn't my department.

[God_Totally_Exists]

Re: I'm dying...

And what is your "department"

[Andre-Bartholomew]

Re: I'm dying...

And what is your "department"

Being who she are perhaps?

what have she done to you?
or do you just like to harras innocent girls?

Gods blessings.

Andre

[Cursed]

Re: I'm dying...

Ooh it's you again Cursed?
How wonderfull to see you again

That's not very nice! I pray in the name of Jesus that you get cancer, abomination!

Well No it shouldnt be the job of an admin to change a persons net ID.

What makes you think that? I'm curious why you could possibly think you have any rights here whatsoever?

if you dont want strangers on this website, then why dont you just ban them instead??

We don't mind strangers as long as they are polite and respectful. Those that are not courteous are banned. Haven't you learned anything at all in your time here? Is every day a new day for you?

You cant just go in, and change private informations, and call people other names?

Ha ha yes you can. It's really easy!

How could you not know this? It's not magic. I know europe is a little behind the curve technologically, but this is just sad.

There is a Reason it's called PRIVATE information's.

That's why it's not called private information, because it's not private. It's called a "profile!" No expectation of privacy there to anyone with common sense, something you are sorely lacking.

Cursed you cant really follow the subject, without getting bored and start to write something else can you?

That reminds me of this time when I was walking down the street in New York City and I turned the corner and there was this reeking bum. He was so filthy he had stink rays emanating from him like the sun reflecting off of hot asphalt. He was bent over at the knees at a fire hydrant taking a massive dump, right there in broad daylight, while looking around with a peaceful expression, as if he was sitting on a park bench people watching. True story.

You remind me of him.

And what does this have to do with the Japs? why should we Nuke them?

Poor sod, unable to fathom the art of analogy yet. Thanks for trying, at least.

Don't give up! You can do it, someday! Maybe, God willing.

Have you read your 1611 King James Bible yet? You better, before you die. It's very easy to die, you know; one slip and you lose your balance and fall over your end table, impaling yourself on your bong. At first you laugh, then you can't catch your breath! "Why did I get a glass bong..." you think, as you gasp for air like a fish out of water and watch your lifeblood pour all over your crappy rug. Within seconds, the light goes out, and your chance to make peace with GOD is long gone.

You awaken with your stomach grumbling to the sound of crackling. At first your mouth waters at the aroma of bacon, then you realize that the enticing bubbling fat you smell is your own! Your eyelids burn off, and you're forced to stare at your red and black wretched body that won't quite die. You start screaming in agony! You vomit a little in your mouth, then you have to breath in, and the inhaled air is so hot it sears your congealed melted tongue and vomit right to your throat!

This describes your first 10 seconds in Hell; only an eternity to go.

Please read your 1611 King James Bible instead of telling Landover Baptists how to run the Landover Baptist forum.

[Andre-Bartholomew]

Re: I'm dying...

That's not very nice! I pray in the name of Jesus that you get cancer, abomination!



What makes you think that? I'm curious why you could possibly think you have any rights here whatsoever?



We don't mind strangers as long as they are polite and respectful. Those that are not courteous are banned. Haven't you learned anything at all in your time here? Is every day a new day for you?



Ha ha yes you can. It's really easy!

How could you not know this? It's not magic. I know europe is a little behind the curve technologically, but this is just sad.



That's why it's not called private information, because it's not private. It's called a "profile!" No expectation of privacy there to anyone with common sense, something you are sorely lacking.



That reminds me of this time when I was walking down the street in New York City and I turned the corner and there was this reeking bum. He was so filthy he had stink rays emanating from him like the sun reflecting off of hot asphalt. He was bent over at the knees at a fire hydrant taking a massive dump, right there in broad daylight, while looking around with a peaceful expression, as if he was sitting on a park bench people watching. True story.

You remind me of him.



Poor sod, unable to fathom the art of analogy yet. Thanks for trying, at least.

Don't give up! You can do it, someday! Maybe, God willing.

Have you read your 1611 King James Bible yet? You better, before you die. It's very easy to die, you know; one slip and you lose your balance and fall over your end table, impaling yourself on your bong. At first you laugh, then you can't catch your breath! "Why did I get a glass bong..." you think, as you gasp for air like a fish out of water and watch your lifeblood pour all over your crappy rug. Within seconds, the light goes out, and your chance to make peace with GOD is long gone.

You awaken with your stomach grumbling to the sound of crackling. At first your mouth waters at the aroma of bacon, then you realize that the enticing bubbling fat you smell is your own! Your eyelids burn off, and you're forced to stare at your red and black wretched body that won't quite die. You start screaming in agony! You vomit a little in your mouth, then you have to breath in, and the inhaled air is so hot it sears your congealed melted tongue and vomit right to your throat!

This describes your first 10 seconds in Hell; only an eternity to go.

Please read your 1611 King James Bible instead of telling Landover Baptists how to run the Landover Baptist forum.

Well It's sad that you think God should do that against a faithful servant like me.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: I'm dying...

Well It's sad that you think God should do that against a faithful servant like me.

I still don't understand why uneducated papist from Denmarkistan keeps trolling God's favorite forum.

[Andre-Bartholomew]

Re: I'm dying...

I still don't understand why uneducated papist from Denmarkistan keeps trolling God's favorite forum.

And I still cant see, why you keep calling me that?

try looking at yourself Eskimo?

I'm not uneducated, but I think you are.

God's blessings.

Andre

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: I'm dying...

And I still cant see, why you keep calling me that?

try looking at yourself Eskimo?

I'm not uneducated, but I think you are.

God's blessings.

Andre

Watch your tongue, boy.

There is a certain hierarchy here, and you happen to be at the lowest rung. Brother Alphonse has started to prove himself and is now a Forum Member, something you would be well-advised to emulate.

You also might add a dash of humility to your daily diet.

(James 4:6) "But he giveth more grace. Wherefore he saith, God resisteth the proud, but giveth grace unto the humble."

YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Andre-Bartholomew]

Re: I'm dying...

Watch your tongue, boy.

There is a certain hierarchy here, and you happen to be at the lowest rung. Brother Alphonse has started to prove himself and is now a Forum Member, something you would be well-advised to emulate.

You also might add a dash of humility to your daily diet.

(James 4:6) "But he giveth more grace. Wherefore he saith, God resisteth the proud, but giveth grace unto the humble."

YiC,

Z. Smyth

well yeah sure I would be more polite if only Alphonse would be the same towards me..

But he must be an Eskimo?? isn't he from Finland?

Alphonse you said, that the Finnish people where Wale eating Eskimos, so yes you must be one of them.

But dont worry mister Smith, I will be more polite from now on

i'm sorry if I have given you a bad look towards me.
I will do anything to prove myself worthy, in becoming a forum member.

God's blessings.

Andre

[Zaklonisce]

Re: I'm dying...

Ever consider the fact that for all misfortunes encountered by a male (the boy and his dad) are CAUSED by FEMALES?! nearly all women are going to Hell, for they seek only to lead men astray in their demonic, whoring ways. Women are but workers of iniquity and God hates workers of iniquity! Also, Lillith, your name is even impure! Begone, and take your demontrash with you! Praise the LORD!

[Cursed]

Re: I'm dying...

I will do anything to prove myself worthy, in becoming a forum member.

You're a LIAR! God hates liars (Proverbs 6:16-19).

[Andre-Bartholomew]

Re: I'm dying...

You're a LIAR! God hates liars (Proverbs 6:16-19).

Cursed I'm no liar.

i'm sorry if I have been impolite against you..

Hope you can forgive me.

God's blessings.

Andre

[Cursed]

Re: I'm dying...

If you're not a liar, then you'd really do anything to prove yourself worthy of forum membership?

Anything?

Do you know what "anything" means?

You'd best restart with a clean slate by admitting that you lied there and asking a Pastor to forgive you... because I can't.

You've hurt me too much already.

[PrinsesseLily]

Re: I'm dying...

I still don't understand why uneducated papist from Denmarkistan keeps trolling God's favorite forum.

try saying Denmark and then we speak the same language...
it's not denmarkistan but DENMARK...