[Andre-Bartholomew]

Re: I'm dying...

If you're not a liar, then you'd really do anything to prove yourself worthy of forum membership?

Anything?

Do you know what "anything" means?

You'd best restart with a clean slate by admitting that you lied there and asking a Pastor to forgive you... because I can't.

You've hurt me too much already.

But Cursed what did I lie about??

God's blessings

Andre

[Cursed]

Re: I'm dying...

But Cursed what did I lie about??

You'll never be a forum member if you don't know what the word "anything" means. We require our members to be fluent in American.

[Andre-Bartholomew]

Re: I'm dying...

You'll never be a forum member if you don't know what the word "anything" means. We require our members to be fluent in American.

I do know what anything means.

It means i will behave like a good True Christian, and be polite towards the other members of the forum.

Gods blessings.

Andre

[Cursed]

Re: I'm dying...

I do know what anything means.

It means i will behave like a good True Christian, and be polite towards the other members of the forum.

No it doesn't. It means you would do anything... for instance, would you cut off your left hand to become a forum member?

No?

Then you wouldn't do anything, now would you? LIAR.

We don't accept liars, so you better stop it. It is my duty to rebuke you whenever you lie or blaspheme, and I've got my eye on you.

[Caitlin4God]

Re: I'm dying...

No it doesn't. It means you would do anything... for instance, would you cut off your left hand to become a forum member?

Its even worse Brother! in doing anything he admits that he would sin and blaspheme in order to be saved by Our Lord Almighty!

The Lord knows such an attitude is only of Satan himself!!!

[Andre-Bartholomew]

Re: I'm dying...

No it doesn't. It means you would do anything... for instance, would you cut off your left hand to become a forum member?

No?

Then you wouldn't do anything, now would you? LIAR.

We don't accept liars, so you better stop it. It is my duty to rebuke you whenever you lie or blaspheme, and I've got my eye on you.

Well you cant really know if I would do you?

And I really dont think the talented rev's on this lovely forum would make me do such a thing.


and I sure got my eye on you friend

God's blessings.

Andre

[Born Again Bob]

Dear Friend,

And I really dont think the talented rev's on this lovely forum would make me do such a thing.

Don't presume to know what sacrifices God will rquire. Click the scissors next to my name to see one example of what we True Christians(tm) have sacrificed to defeat temptation.

Yours in Him,
BAB <----- God's Lil' Ken Doll
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[Cursed]

Re: I'm dying...

Well you cant really know if I would do you?

And I really dont think the talented rev's on this lovely forum would make me do such a thing.


and I sure got my eye on you friend

God's blessings.

Andre

It's not about what a reverend would ask of you, but GOD.

And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:~Mark 9:43

He may even want that eye of yours!

And if your eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life with one eye than to have two eyes and be thrown into the fire of hell.~Matthew 18:9

Besides, it's not about what you THINK anyone would ask of you. It's about what's right and what's wrong, and saying what you mean and meaning what you say. We call it speaking True American!

Please, allow me demonstrate.

Hell-bound abomination speaking English says, "I'd kill for a sandwich!"

Translation: My belly just grumbled.

Heaven-bound True Christian Soldier speaking True American says, "I'd kill for a sandwich!"

Translation: I am armed, locked, and loaded, and the minute I see something I desire to eat I will shoot it, gut it, cook it, put it between two slices of bread, and eat it.

Don't you want to be righteous? I hope so. Only through submitting to your Lord, Jesus Christ, can such righteousness consume you.

Maybe someday if you read your 1611 King James Bible, follow the Word of God, submit to Christ, and are properly respectful and gracious to your hosts (even the lowliest of True Christians, even me), you will find the way to the narrow path to Heaven.

Then you won't have to burn in Hell forever, and you can spend all of eternity with us, praising GOD every second of every minute of every hour of every day of every week of every month of every year forever and ever and ever and ever!

And every creature which is in heaven, and on the earth, and under the earth, and such as are in the sea, and all that are in them, heard I saying, Blessing, and honour, and glory, and power, be unto him that sitteth upon the throne, and unto the Lamb for ever and ever.~Revelation 5:13

Won't that be great?

[Andre-Bartholomew]

Re: I'm dying...

It's not about what a reverend would ask of you, but GOD.

And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:~Mark 9:43

He may even want that eye of yours!

And if your eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life with one eye than to have two eyes and be thrown into the fire of hell.~Matthew 18:9

Besides, it's not about what you THINK anyone would ask of you. It's about what's right and what's wrong, and saying what you mean and meaning what you say. We call it speaking True American!

Please, allow me demonstrate.

Hell-bound abomination speaking English says, "I'd kill for a sandwich!"

Translation: My belly just grumbled.

Heaven-bound True Christian Soldier speaking True American says, "I'd kill for a sandwich!"

Translation: I am armed, locked, and loaded, and the minute I see something I desire to eat I will shoot it, gut it, cook it, put it between two slices of bread, and eat it.

Don't you want to be righteous? I hope so. Only through submitting to your Lord, Jesus Christ, can such righteousness consume you.

Maybe someday if you read your 1611 King James Bible, follow the Word of God, submit to Christ, and are properly respectful and gracious to your hosts (even the lowliest of True Christians, even me), you will find the way to the narrow path to Heaven.

Then you won't have to burn in Hell forever, and you can spend all of eternity with us, praising GOD every second of every minute of every hour of every day of every week of every month of every year forever and ever and ever and ever!

And every creature which is in heaven, and on the earth, and under the earth, and such as are in the sea, and all that are in them, heard I saying, Blessing, and honour, and glory, and power, be unto him that sitteth upon the throne, and unto the Lamb for ever and ever.~Revelation 5:13

Won't that be great?

Well yes but I guess the rev's will get their info from God, and then they can tell me what to do.

I cant just say.. God told me to can I??

I dont think you would believe me..

Well Yes i want to be Righteous, and I believe I will be one day.

I only ask of you to forgive me. I'm sorry for my bad words toward you cursed.

Ooh and to Bob. Well I really dont think i'm in need of doing that..

I dont have a s**ual problem, and I can control my actions

but thank you

God's blessings.

Andre

[Cursed]

Re: I'm dying...

Well yes but I guess the rev's will get their info from God, and then they can tell me what to do.

Now you're getting there, getting warmer!

I cant just say.. God told me to can I??

Uh-oh, you're getting cold again... so cold.

I dont think you would believe me..

You got that right! I only believe the 1611 King James Bible and True Christians. Everyone else is a liar, they can't help it!

Well Yes i want to be Righteous, and I believe I will be one day.

Okay, you're getting warmer again.

I only ask of you to forgive me. I'm sorry for my bad words toward you cursed.

Hot! You're hot, you got your mind right! Now go forth, and sin no more... and don't forget to be especially super respectful to our beloved Pastors, who do so much for so little reward here on earth.

If you ever start to think the Holy Bible was written by men again and not by GOD, be sure to contact one right away for a proper rebuking! They will direct you back to the narrow path.

Ooh and to Bob. Well I really dont think i'm in need of doing that..

I dont have a s**ual problem, and I can control my actions

but thank you

Even with Brother Bob's sacrifice to the LORD, he's twice the man I am. He is the epitome of a True Christian Servant of The Lord, and is living proof that GOD is a demanding Master.

GOD may ask anything of you; whatever is most precious, He may require. Do not tempt His wrath! Give Him whatever He wants and submit to His will, please, I beg of you! It's your only hope for salvation.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: I'm dying...

Even with Brother Bob's sacrifice to the LORD, he's twice the man I am. He is the epitome of a True Christian Servant of The Lord, and is living proof that GOD is a demanding Master.

AMEN, Brother Cursed!

PRAISE!!!



I also want to congratulate you on your gentle rebukes and firm guidance toward Andre...I was almost ready to write him off as he is petulant and haughty, but your willingness to try to help in spite of that is inspirational, and maybe, MAYBE, he will come around.

Andre, I would suggest that you read everything Brother Cursed writes with a keen eye. He may not be much to look at, but his words are beautiful.

Yours in Christ,

Zech

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: I'm dying...

Well Yes i want to be Righteous, and I believe I will be one day.


I dont have a s**ual problem, and I can control my actions

I think this two thinks is coneect and relationate whit each other and is importants more that you are think perhap.

Personly speaking, I feel this is important aspect of virtue to control the urges of deep in the trouser/skirt zone, because I am virgen until I marry despite of that what my ex-fiancé was alway try to convence me for do, I stayed virtueful and intact for Jesus come in me when I take the Holy matrimony whit a True Cristian husband.

People infravalorate the badness of the sex-obsesionate urges, especially people that have a lot of this types of urges.

You just keep your trouser zone sacred and clean and the rest happen nice whit Jesus.

I hope my girls's advises have help clarificate that little problem.

YIC, Mari.

[Andre-Bartholomew]

Re: I'm dying...

Now you're getting there, getting warmer!



Uh-oh, you're getting cold again... so cold.



You got that right! I only believe the 1611 King James Bible and True Christians. Everyone else is a liar, they can't help it!



Okay, you're getting warmer again.



Hot! You're hot, you got your mind right! Now go forth, and sin no more... and don't forget to be especially super respectful to our beloved Pastors, who do so much for so little reward here on earth.

If you ever start to think the Holy Bible was written by men again and not by GOD, be sure to contact one right away for a proper rebuking! They will direct you back to the narrow path.



Even with Brother Bob's sacrifice to the LORD, he's twice the man I am. He is the epitome of a True Christian Servant of The Lord, and is living proof that GOD is a demanding Master.

GOD may ask anything of you; whatever is most precious, He may require. Do not tempt His wrath! Give Him whatever He wants and submit to His will, please, I beg of you! It's your only hope for salvation.

Thank you for the kind word's Cursed

I will always remember them, on my way to recovery

God's blessings.

Andre

[PrinsesseAnja]

Re: I'm dying...

Seriously, They changed mine from Lillith to Lillith the Whore. Do you really think I would do that to myself? They also changed my avatar, location, and a few other things which I have corrected. Well, until next time, that is....

Sorry they changed your name. I don't think you are a whore. You made a mistake - how should you know? I hope you love your boy as much as you love your girl.

[Andre-Bartholomew]

Re: I'm dying...

AMEN, Brother Cursed!

PRAISE!!!



I also want to congratulate you on your gentle rebukes and firm guidance toward Andre...I was almost ready to write him off as he is petulant and haughty, but your willingness to try to help in spite of that is inspirational, and maybe, MAYBE, he will come around.

Andre, I would suggest that you read everything Brother Cursed writes with a keen eye. He may not be much to look at, but his words are beautiful.

Yours in Christ,

Zech

And thanks to you brother Zech

I will do as you ask

God's blessings.

Andre