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  • If gay was made compulsory,who would you chose?

    Hi, I'm a God fearing Christian but if you had to do the evil act who would it be with? For me it would have to be a fellow Engishman for the superior intellect.

    I think for the best post coital chat it would have to be Stephen Fry or Christopher Hitchens. I assume you have thought about many times, who would you chose?
    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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    Re: If gay was made compulsory,who would you chose?

    No True Christian(tm) EVER thinks about who they would want to sodomize! If it was ever made compulsory (and that day IS coming if Jesus doesn't call us home first) you will see a lot of jailed (or executed, whatever punishment the liberals decide to inflict on brave Christians) martyrs.
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    • #3
      Re: If gay was made compulsory,who would you chose?

      Made compulsory by whom? God? He wouldn't do that.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

      Your ungodly speculation is not welcome here.
      Ezra 10:3 Now therefore let us make a covenant with our God to put away all the wives, and such as are born of them, according to the counsel of my lord, and of those that tremble at the commandment of our God; and let it be done according to the law.

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      • #4
        Re: If gay was made compulsory,who would you chose?

        We all know that this is your NWO goal, but we will be raptured long before you can completely convert the world.

        Enjoy hell you perverted Sodomite.
        Drama queen

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        • #5
          Re: If gay was made compulsory,who would you chose?

          Ok, sorry for asking the question, please forgive me, I am not a sodomite. I do have a question that is concerning me though. Talking about Fry and Hitchens I am a bit worried that the most intelligent people I know of seem to be hell bound atheists, my fellow Christians in England generally come across as a bit dumber. Is it the same in the States?
          Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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            Re: If gay was made compulsory,who would you chose?

            Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
            Ok, sorry for asking the question, please forgive me, I am not a sodomite. I do have a question that is concerning me though. Talking about Fry and Hitchens I am a bit worried that the most intelligent people I know of seem to be hell bound atheists, my fellow Christians in England generally come across as a bit dumber. Is it the same in the States?
            Go look up all the times that "wisdom" appears in the Bible and tell me how smart these atheists are. They openly mock God and deny the Holy Ghost. Exactly how much wisdom does it take to choose an eternity in Hell just so you can have 80+/- years of debauchery?

            1 Chronicles 22:12 Only the LORD give thee wisdom and understanding, and give thee charge concerning Israel, that thou mayest keep the law of the LORD thy God.

            Job 4:21 Doth not their excellency which is in them go away? they die, even without wisdom.

            Job 28:28 And unto man he said, Behold, the fear of the LORD, that is wisdom; and to depart from evil is understanding.

            Psalm 111:10 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: a good understanding have all they that do his commandments: his praise endureth for ever.

            Proverbs 1:7 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.
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            • #7
              Re: If gay was made compulsory,who would you chose?

              Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
              Go look up all the times that "wisdom" appears in the Bible and tell me how smart these atheists are. They openly mock God and deny the Holy Ghost. Exactly how much wisdom does it take to choose an eternity in Hell just so you can have 80+/- years of debauchery?

              1 Chronicles 22:12 Only the LORD give thee wisdom and understanding, and give thee charge concerning Israel, that thou mayest keep the law of the LORD thy God.

              Job 4:21 Doth not their excellency which is in them go away? they die, even without wisdom.

              Job 28:28 And unto man he said, Behold, the fear of the LORD, that is wisdom; and to depart from evil is understanding.

              Psalm 111:10 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: a good understanding have all they that do his commandments: his praise endureth for ever.

              Proverbs 1:7 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.
              Praise Jesus Sister!

              Psalm 14:1-3 "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good."

              "The LORD looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if there were any that did understand, and seek God."

              "They are all gone aside, they are all together become filthy: there is none that doeth good, no, not one."

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              Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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              • #8
                Re: If gay was made compulsory,who would you chose?

                I am outraged by your question. It is morally reprehensible and utterly repugnant. But if I had to pick, here's my list. I couldn't narrow it down to one guy.

                1. Zac Efron
                2. Daniel Radcliffe
                3. Hayden Christensen
                4. Josh Hartnett
                5. Orlando Bloom
                6. Paul Walker
                7. Justin Timberlake
                8. Jude Law
                9. Clive Owen
                10. James Franco
                11. Chris Evans
                12. Colin Farrel
                13.Jake Gyllenhaal
                14. Ryan Reynolds
                15. Gerard Butler
                16. Daniel Craig
                17. Channing Tatum
                18. David Beckham
                19. Bradley Cooper
                20. George Clooney
                21. Brad Pitt
                22. Eric Bana
                23. Chris Pine
                24. Robert Pattinson
                25. Hugh Jackman

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                • #9
                  Re: If gay was made compulsory,who would you chose?

                  Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                  my fellow Christians in England generally come across as a bit dumber. Is it the same in the States?
                  No, this is typically an English problem as all Americans are brilliant.
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • #10
                    Re: If gay was made compulsory,who would you chose?

                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                    No, this is typically an English problem as all Americans are brilliant.
                    (With the notable exception of democrats. Fortunately they're disappearing fast.)

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                    • #11
                      Re: If gay was made compulsory,who would you chose?

                      Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                      Hi, I'm a God fearing Christian but if you had to do the evil act who would it be with? For me it would have to be a fellow Engishman for the superior intellect.

                      I think for the best post coital chat it would have to be Stephen Fry or Christopher Hitchens. I assume you have thought about many times, who would you chose?
                      Sodomy is compulsory already in Godless England, isn't it?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        Re: If gay was made compulsory,who would you chose?

                        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                        For me it would have to be a fellow Engishman (sic) for the superior intellect.
                        I would have thought from your name you were a whisky-soaked paddy.

                        YiC,

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                        • #13
                          Re: If gay was made compulsory,who would you chose?

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Sodomy is compulsory already in Godless England, isn't it?
                          If only handjobs were compulsory. Their hands would be too busy to spread their hate around the world by banging on their keyboards.

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                            Re: If gay was made compulsory,who would you chose?

                            Sodomy is NOT compulsory in England! Our government just recommends it, I think it was a condition of us joining the European Union. How dare you say I am a whisky soaked paddy, I am a proper cheap lager soaked Englishmen and proud of it.
                            I honestly don't know where the O'fagan family name came from. I have looked through my family tree and we all lived in England. However my Grandfather was an alterboy and I distinctly remember him telling his therapist he had Irish in him, several times. Maybe I will have to keep looking.

                            Jack
                            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                              Re: If gay was made compulsory,who would you chose?

                              Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                              With the notable exception of democrats. Fortunately they're disappearing fast.
                              You cannot be an American democrat. It's impossible. All democrats are America haters.

                              Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                              Sodomy is NOT compulsory in England! Our government just recommends it, I think it was a condition of us joining the European Union. How dare you say I am a whisky soaked paddy, I am a proper cheap lager soaked Englishmen and proud of it.
                              It is beyond me how anyone could be proud to be English. It is disgusting to see how much damage alcohol can do to people.
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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