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heathen seeking asylum
First and foremost I would like to say that I am an ex member of the church of the subgenius and am here to tell everyone that slack it evil! it is the devils seeds of malice and destruction! Bob dobs is the devil incarnate! avoid his followers at all cost, or next thing you know your genitals are going from one woman's mouth to another in a hazy reefer filled basement!
This man is the DEVIL!
I am 21 years old and my sins are great but there is still salvation for this wretched soul! 10 years of living in sin but i am now faithfully wed thanks to LBC! praise the lord! No more confusing nights under my bed high on LSD screaming blasphemies, no more drunken debauchery ridden felatio fests! my genitals are for one woman now and only the two holes the good Lord gave us for intercourse! (no more sodomizing for my heathen soul!) I am truely saved thanks to the LBC!
And thank you cranky old man for the incite on tobacco/reefer I always knew heathens just lit up to tarnish the good name of our lord's creations and gifts to us true believers.
now excuse me while i smoke some refer light up a few cigarettes
and "get right" with god! my back is already tingling with anticipation of the warm love filled bite of my mercy whip.
Sin like the best; die with the rest!
praise jesus! my brothers and sisters.
I am saved!
This man is the DEVIL!
I am 21 years old and my sins are great but there is still salvation for this wretched soul! 10 years of living in sin but i am now faithfully wed thanks to LBC! praise the lord! No more confusing nights under my bed high on LSD screaming blasphemies, no more drunken debauchery ridden felatio fests! my genitals are for one woman now and only the two holes the good Lord gave us for intercourse! (no more sodomizing for my heathen soul!) I am truely saved thanks to the LBC!
And thank you cranky old man for the incite on tobacco/reefer I always knew heathens just lit up to tarnish the good name of our lord's creations and gifts to us true believers.
now excuse me while i smoke some refer light up a few cigarettes
and "get right" with god! my back is already tingling with anticipation of the warm love filled bite of my mercy whip.
Sin like the best; die with the rest!
praise jesus! my brothers and sisters.
I am saved!
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