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  • LostCherub
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    • Mar 2011
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    #1

    Just call me Lucy.

    Well I'm on a nice quest to find out why humans are the favoured of all creation. I love God and refuse to bow to anyone but him. I've heard good things about this place, so I'm pretty sure you lot can give me some answers. Or punt me out...but after Micheal's booting I'm pretty sure I can take it.

    Church: None in years. I get an odd burning sensation when I pass through the doors. I think it's a paint allergy.

    Favourite Bible Verse: Revelation 12: 10-11

    How I came to find Jesus:

    "Then Jesus was led by the Spirit into the desert to be tempted by the devil. After fasting forty days and forty nights, he was hungry. The tempter came to him and said, "If you are the Son of God, tell these stones to become bread." Jesus answered, "It is written: 'Man does not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God.

    Then the devil took him to the holy city and had him stand on the highest point of the temple. "If you are the Son of God," he said, "throw yourself down. For it is written: "'He will command his angels concerning you, and they will lift you up in their hands, so that you will not strike your foot against a stone.'" Jesus answered him, "It is also written: 'Do not put the Lord your God to the test'.

    Again, the devil took him to a very high mountain and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and their splendor. "All this I will give you," he said, "if you will bow down and worship me." Jesus said to him, "Away from me, Satan! For it is written: 'Worship the Lord your God, and serve him only.'" Then the devil left him, and angels came and attended him." Mat 4:1-11


    Pretty nice guy. <3
    This thy stature is like to a palm tree, and thy breasts to clusters of grapes. I said , I will go up to the palm tree, I will take hold of the boughs thereof: now also thy breasts shall be as clusters of the vine, and the smell of thy nose like apples; -SoS 7:7-8
  • Brother Enoch
    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
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    • Jun 2008
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    #2
    Re: Just call me Lucy.

    Hi. What from which strange land do you hail? I'm thinking either hobbits or koala bears, or perhaps the land of 'football' hooligans? Your deeply flawed diction does not identify you as a True American.

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    • LostCherub
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      #3
      Re: Just call me Lucy.

      Well I'm currently residing in America if that helps, but I've traveled all over the globe. My apologies for my "flawed diction," I do wish I could adapt faster!

      (And no I'm not a hobbit, if anything I'm a proud Steward of Rohan lol.)
      This thy stature is like to a palm tree, and thy breasts to clusters of grapes. I said , I will go up to the palm tree, I will take hold of the boughs thereof: now also thy breasts shall be as clusters of the vine, and the smell of thy nose like apples; -SoS 7:7-8

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      • MitzaLizalor
        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
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        • Sep 2010
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        #4
        Re: Just call me Lucy.

        Originally posted by LostCherub View Post
        Well I'm currently residing in America if that helps, but I've traveled all over the globe.
        Globe? What "globe" is that?

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        • LostCherub
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          #5
          Re: Just call me Lucy.

          It's just a turn of phrase. I would have said "across the pancake shaped planet," but it doesn't have the same ring to it, also I think I've been brainwashed by public schooling. D:
          This thy stature is like to a palm tree, and thy breasts to clusters of grapes. I said , I will go up to the palm tree, I will take hold of the boughs thereof: now also thy breasts shall be as clusters of the vine, and the smell of thy nose like apples; -SoS 7:7-8

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          • Brother Enoch
            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2008
            • 4392

            #6
            Re: Just call me Lucy.

            Originally posted by LostCherub View Post
            Well I'm currently residing in America if that helps, but I've traveled all over the globe. My apologies for my "flawed diction," I do wish I could adapt faster!

            (And no I'm not a hobbit, if anything I'm a proud Steward of Rohan lol.)
            You haven't answered my question. What country are you from? You stuck a 'u' in favored. Only Canadians, Brits, Kiwis and Ausses do that. We need to know which you are, so that we can properly tailor the remediation of your soul. You DO want to be saved, don't you?

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            • LostCherub
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              #7
              Re: Just call me Lucy.

              More than anything! I experienced a horrible "fall from grace" to put it politely and I've been looking for salvation and understanding ever since.

              And I'm a Brit. Or a Manc if you want to get specific.
              This thy stature is like to a palm tree, and thy breasts to clusters of grapes. I said , I will go up to the palm tree, I will take hold of the boughs thereof: now also thy breasts shall be as clusters of the vine, and the smell of thy nose like apples; -SoS 7:7-8

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              • Brother Enoch
                The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2008
                • 4392

                #8
                Re: Just call me Lucy.

                Originally posted by LostCherub View Post
                More than anything! I experienced a horrible "fall from grace" to put it politely and I've been looking for salvation and understanding ever since.

                And I'm a Brit. Or a Manc if you want to get specific.
                Ah, Brit. Love that inbred bunch you have running the place.

                So, are you an Anglican?

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                • LostCherub
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                  #9
                  Re: Just call me Lucy.

                  Incest gives you super powers, 'tis true!

                  I've been inside several Anglicans...never thought to give the religion a try though, what with the whole burning sensation I get near churches and all.
                  This thy stature is like to a palm tree, and thy breasts to clusters of grapes. I said , I will go up to the palm tree, I will take hold of the boughs thereof: now also thy breasts shall be as clusters of the vine, and the smell of thy nose like apples; -SoS 7:7-8

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                  • MitzaLizalor
                    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
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                    • Sep 2010
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                    #10
                    Re: Just call me Lucy.

                    Originally posted by LostCherub View Post
                    It's just a turn of phrase. I would have said "across the pancake shaped planet," but it doesn't have the same ring to it, also I think I've been brainwashed by public schooling. D:
                    PLANET?

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                    • LostCherub
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                      Re: Just call me Lucy.



                      I like this one better. Tentacled planet.

                      So back to my original query. Why are humans so highly favoured? I mean, they're so easily tempted...and wingless!
                      This thy stature is like to a palm tree, and thy breasts to clusters of grapes. I said , I will go up to the palm tree, I will take hold of the boughs thereof: now also thy breasts shall be as clusters of the vine, and the smell of thy nose like apples; -SoS 7:7-8

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                      • Brother Enoch
                        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2008
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                        #12
                        Re: Just call me Lucy.

                        Originally posted by LostCherub View Post
                        So back to my original query. Why are humans so highly favoured? I mean, they're so easily tempted...and wingless!
                        Because we are made in God's image. The plants and animals are our food, given to us by God to do with as we please.

                        C'mon guy, this stuff is at the very beginning of the bible, it's on the first page!

                        You can't tell me your attention span is so short that you picked up the Bible, read the cover, and couldn't be bothered to open it to the first page?

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                        • LostCherub
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                          Re: Just call me Lucy.

                          In God's image? Is that why you were so easily led astray? I mean Big G does love his fruit.
                          This thy stature is like to a palm tree, and thy breasts to clusters of grapes. I said , I will go up to the palm tree, I will take hold of the boughs thereof: now also thy breasts shall be as clusters of the vine, and the smell of thy nose like apples; -SoS 7:7-8

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                            • May 2008
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                            Re: Just call me Lucy.

                            Why would you want people to call you "Loosey"? Are you some sort of a harlot or a prostitute? Do you rent out your Mommy Cave as a parking garage or something?
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • LostCherub
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                              #15
                              Re: Just call me Lucy.

                              I don't have a mommy cave but it warms my heart to know a Reverend is thinking about my downstairs no-no parts. <3 Lucy is just a pet name I've earned over the years, what it's short for is really none of your business yet.
                              This thy stature is like to a palm tree, and thy breasts to clusters of grapes. I said , I will go up to the palm tree, I will take hold of the boughs thereof: now also thy breasts shall be as clusters of the vine, and the smell of thy nose like apples; -SoS 7:7-8

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