[Brother Enoch]

Re: Just call me Lucy.

In God's image? Is that why you were so easily led astray? I mean Big G does love his fruit.

When was I led astray? I admit I once chuckled at a joke on the Daily Show, but I wouldn't call that being led astray. I was overtired at the time, I believe.

And why are you calling me a fruit? None of those allegations were ever proven.

[LostCherub]

Re: Just call me Lucy.

Genesis joke dear. Fruit. Snake. Eve. The whole shabang. So aside from being created in God's image after His angels, what makes you so special? I look at the current state of the world and can't help but to wonder just how much impact Eve's stupidity has had on your progress.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Just call me Lucy.

So aside from being created in God's image after His angels, what makes you so special?

That's not enough?

I can see why Paul wasn't that fond of women, always bitching about something.

[LostCherub]

Re: Just call me Lucy.

I am currently a man thank you. And no it's not. After Eden you lot have a lot to make up for.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Just call me Lucy.

Genesis joke dear. Fruit. Snake. Eve. The whole shabang. So aside from being created in God's image after His angels, what makes you so special? I look at the current state of the world and can't help but to wonder just how much impact Eve's stupidity has had on your progress.

From what perspective are you viewing “us”

As far as being led astray in the garden of Eden is concerned - it was not Adam who was led astray but Eve. She was made from Adam, if you recall, and so was one step removed from the original creation event that produced him.

I TIMOTHY 2
13 For Adam was first formed, then Eue:
14 And Adam was not deceiued, but the woman being deceiued was in the transgression:
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Thus - since we are all born from women - we are all polluted.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Just call me Lucy.

Genesis joke dear. Fruit. Snake. Eve. The whole shabang. So aside from being created in God's image after His angels, what makes you so special? I look at the current state of the world and can't help but to wonder just how much impact Eve's stupidity has had on your progress.

This is a very powerful prayer against witchcraft and demons. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I hurl it at you now in Christ's name!

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen

[Bible Student]

Re: Just call me Lucy.

Well I'm on a nice quest to find out why humans are the favoured of all creation. I love God and refuse to bow to anyone but him. I've heard good things about this place, so I'm pretty sure you lot can give me some answers. Or punt me out...but after Micheal's booting I'm pretty sure I can take it.

Church: None in years. I get an odd burning sensation when I pass through the doors. I think it's a paint allergy.

Favourite Bible Verse: Revelation 12: 10-11

How I came to find Jesus:

"Then Jesus was led by the Spirit into the desert to be tempted by the devil. After fasting forty days and forty nights, he was hungry. The tempter came to him and said, "If you are the Son of God, tell these stones to become bread." Jesus answered, "It is written: 'Man does not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God.

Then the devil took him to the holy city and had him stand on the highest point of the temple. "If you are the Son of God," he said, "throw yourself down. For it is written: "'He will command his angels concerning you, and they will lift you up in their hands, so that you will not strike your foot against a stone.'" Jesus answered him, "It is also written: 'Do not put the Lord your God to the test'.

Again, the devil took him to a very high mountain and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and their splendor. "All this I will give you," he said, "if you will bow down and worship me." Jesus said to him, "Away from me, Satan! For it is written: 'Worship the Lord your God, and serve him only.'" Then the devil left him, and angels came and attended him." Mat 4:1-11


Pretty nice guy. <3

You describe yourself as being pretty. Are you one of those nasty homersexurals?

I still don't understand how you claim to have found Jesus. Are you saying you encountered Satan and the desert and he offered you the same deal he offered to Jesus?

How many soldiers have you raised for Baby Jesus. What is your wife's best pie and is it warm, sweet, moist and tasty? How long does it take you to clean your guns? When is hunting season where you live?

[Bible Student]

Re: Just call me Lucy.

I like this one better. Tentacled planet.

So back to my original query. Why are humans so highly favoured? I mean, they're so easily tempted...and wingless!

The earth does not rest on tentacles. It rests on FOUR PILLARS. Why are you not reading the 1611 King James Bible? You would know this stuff if you were reading the only true Bible?

This is not a debate forum. Sister MitzaLizalor is a Forum Member and you are merely Unsaved Trash. It is not your place to contradict nor correct her. There is a pecking order around here and it is best you learn it. FAST.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Just call me Lucy.

This poster must be some sort of EMO gametard, evidently "gender conflicted" and seeming to inhabit some virtual quest-scape that distinguishes between the gametard itself and the rest of humanity. In reality there is no distinction.

The distinction is between those who are predestined to salvation and those who are not.

ROMANS 8
29 For whom he did foreknow, he also did predestinate to be conformed to the image of his sonne, that hee might bee the first borne amongst many brethren.
30 Moreouer, whom he did predestinate, them he also called: and whom he called, them he also iustified: and whom he iustified, them he also glorified.
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Posts from Lucy the Loser:

“Well I'm on a nice quest to find out why humans are the favoured of all creation.”



“…I've traveled all over the globe.”

LUKE 4:5 And the deuil taking him vp into an high mountaine, shewed vnto him all the kingdomes of the world in a moment of time.
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NOTE: all the kingdoms, not some of the kingdoms. This was a physical event, not some sort of telepathic data upload. A high vantage point was necessary. That would be impossible if the earth were a globe.



“…planet…” The earth is built on foundations and does not float freely in space.

PSALM 104:5 Who laid the foundations of the earth: that it should not be remoued for euer.
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“I like this one better. Tentacled planet.” . [slow learner] . diagram attached
..hacked from THIS SITE where views such as those of pagan atheist Sigmund Freud are endorsed:

Religion is dumb because no god or gods exist, so devoting time, resources, and energy into make-believe-nonsense is dumb (and psychotic). "Religion is a universal neurosis." Sigmund Freud

“In God's image? Is that why you were so easily led astray?”



addressing Brother Enoch
“Genesis joke dear.”



“Incest gives you super powers” see: Leviticus 18:6ff

DEUTERONOMY 27:22 Cursed be hee that lieth with his sister, the daughter of his father, or the daughter of his mother: and all the people shall say, Amen.
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INCEST GETS YOU CURSED

“what makes you so special? I look at the current state of the world and can't help but to wonder just how much impact Eve's stupidity has had on your progress.”



“After Eden you lot have a lot to make up for.”

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