Born again biker seeks female companionship

[PraiseTheAmmunition]

My name is Dutch. I am currently on the open road, helping those in need that I meet along the way. I left my life of sin, violence, drugs and sex for a new life, one of simple righteousness. I'm a strong, sensitive, Godly man but the road gets lonely sometimes. Between changing out the manifold intake on my Harley and beating the devil out of the unsaved, I could use a clean, God-fearing old lady for the backseat. Maybe that Old Lady could be you.

[Brother Helge]

Re: Born again biker seeks female companionship

My name is Dutch. I am currently on the open road, helping those in need that I meet along the way. I left my life of sin, violence, drugs and sex for a new life, one of simple righteousness. I'm a strong, sensitive, Godly man but the road gets lonely sometimes. Between changing out the manifold intake on my Harley and beating the devil out of the unsaved, I could use a clean, God-fearing old lady for the backseat. Maybe that Old Lady could be you.

Yes, but this is the place where you tell us more about yourself, so we can greet you properly!

What church do you attend?
Where are you from?
What's your weapon of choice?

[PraiseTheAmmunition]

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I'm on the road alot, so I don't have a church to call home. I do hold fellowship and an open study at the various roadhouses where I crash.

I'm from Dodge County, Georgia. Its about 2 hours ride south of Atlanta. I took it upon myself to pull up my roots and ride free, the way He intended for me to be.

Weapon of choice? Mostly a 2x4 with 3 rusty nails sticking out of one end.

[Alphonse Alban]

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Mostly a 2x4 with 3 rusty nails sticking out of one end.

Well that's brutally simple for guy who writes under name of "PraiseTheAmmunition", but each to his own.

[James Dewitt]

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My name is Dutch. I am currently on the open road, helping those in need that I meet along the way. I left my life of sin, violence, drugs and sex for a new life, one of simple righteousness. I'm a strong, sensitive, Godly man but the road gets lonely sometimes. Between changing out the manifold intake on my Harley and beating the devil out of the unsaved, I could use a clean, God-fearing old lady for the backseat. Maybe that Old Lady could be you.

Son don't you think that you should help the unsaved or at least try before you beat them senseless? I am afraid that we are running a bit low on unwed females at this time.

[PraiseTheAmmunition]

Son don't you think that you should help the unsaved or at least try before you beat them senseless? I am afraid that we are running a bit low on unwed females at this time.

Well it's more of an A-Team style thing. I travel the country, looking for those that need my help. Mostly people that are in trouble, being hassled by Negro gangs and what not. Unlike the A-Team there's only two of us. The Man Upstairs and me.

And we all know that Negroes don't make it onto Heaven.
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[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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And we all know that Negroes don't make it onto Heaven.
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Do tell, how exactly do "we" know that?

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

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Well it's more of an A-Team style thing. I travel the country, looking for those that need my help. Posted via Mobile Device

Does this help you offer as you travel the country on your motorcycle, ever involve lightening the burden of an elderly woman by insisting you carry her purse and contents across the next state line? Or possibly your idea of helping is to instruct a young married woman about the real way to have sex at knife point in front of her tied up husband and then tell her that you were only looking for a cleaner and prettier home for your crabs?