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  • billysummers1984
    Unsaved trash
    • Mar 2011
    • 1

    #1

    True Christians????

    So where are the true christians at on this forum??? I honestly don't know what to make of landover baptist church.... I mean I don't know if it's a real church or this is just a joke website or what.... and if it is a real church with real people you have all must have hit your heads pretty hard or something.......

    I read through some the post on this forum and I'm seeing where y'all saying women don't even matter in the eyes of God..... which means i guess the mother of Christ had no part to play in the eyes of God according to everyone here....

    And I seen where a lot of y'all support the beating your wives.... you condemn anyone and everyone that gets on this forum as if all of you are sin free...... but please correct me if I'm wrong.... but the same bible that y'all go from KJV1611; tell me "that all have fallen short of the Glory of God". That includes everyone. I'd hate to see the skeletons that are hiding in your closets. And even the wide open hate that is spewed here.....

    And yes I am a True Christian... And yes I make mistakes.... but My God still forgives me of them.... I'll just end this by telling you I'll be praying for this so called church.
  • Jedediah
    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
    Fisher of Men
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2010
    • 6824

    #2
    Re: True Christians????

    Please refer to Pastor Jones' sermon: True Christians are Perfect!

    If you don't follow every word of the Holy Bible (KJV 1611), then you are not a True Christian™. People who just call themselves "Christian" to impress other people will writhe in agony for all eternity in the lake of fire just the same as atheists, witches, warlocks, buddhists, idolaters, fornicators, the effeminate, extortioners, and muslims.

    You follow a false Christ that exists only in your sorely deluded imagination.

    Matthew 24:24
    For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.


    If you do not change your wicked ways, ignoring the instructions God left for us in the Bible, then when you die, your false hippy Christ will reveal his true demon form to you. He will laugh at you for being so foolish in the life God gave to you as to be led astray by false deceivers and their false doctrines. He will grab you by the ankle, spin you around, and hurtle you into a black abyss.

    You will fall for what seems like days. Then you will feel it getting hotter, and you will see a small read dot off in the distance. As you fall closer to the red dot, your skin will blister from the heat, and the dot will grow larger. As you get closer and closer, you will see horned beasts flying above what appear to be the shapes of men and women thrashing around in a pool of lava. These are the souls of the damned, and you are on your way to joining them.

    Revelation 21:8
    But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.


    Your skin will burn off. You will writhe in agony and gnash your teeth so hard they shatter. Oh, how you will scream and scream and scream. But no one is here to help you. You have already rejected Jesus, and now it is too late. The flying demons will swoop down upon you, lift you out of the molten lava, and tear you to shreds. This is their way of welcoming you to hell. You will instantly regenerate, only to suffer these and other, indescribable torments for eternity.

    Isaiah 66:24
    And they shall go forth, and look upon the carcases of the men that have transgressed against me: for their worm shall not die, neither shall their fire be quenched; and they shall be an abhorring unto all flesh.


    But there is Good News! You still have a chance to avoid this fate if you repent of your wickedness, ask Jesus into your heart, be washed in His Blood, and live by every word contained in the Bible (KJV 1611). We love you as only a True Christian™ could, and we want you to join us in Heaven. Won't you please reconsider the path you are on and walk in the ways of True Christianity™?
    II Thessalonians 1:7-9
    And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
    In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
    Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



    The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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    • Billy Bob Jenkins
      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
      Hates anal sex. And trees.
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 8337

      #3
      Re: True Christians????

      Originally posted by billysummers1984 View Post
      So where are the true christians at on this forum??? I honestly don't know what to make of landover baptist church.... I mean I don't know if it's a real church or this is just a joke website or what.... and if it is a real church with real people you have all must have hit your heads pretty hard or something.......
      Why all the hatred, friend? Loving Jesus is no joke. Maybe raping little boys is more your style.

      I read through some the post on this forum and I'm seeing where y'all saying women don't even matter in the eyes of God..... which means i guess the mother of Christ had no part to play in the eyes of God according to everyone here....
      Mary was just a vessel. Are you a filthy pedophile Catlicker or something? Because you are giving me that feeling.

      And I seen where a lot of y'all support the beating your wives.... you condemn anyone and everyone that gets on this forum as if all of you are sin free...... but please correct me if I'm wrong.... but the same bible that y'all go from KJV1611; tell me "that all have fallen short of the Glory of God". That includes everyone. I'd hate to see the skeletons that are hiding in your closets. And even the wide open hate that is spewed here.....
      We just do as the Bible tells us. Unlike you mary worshiping Catlickers. Mary is just a woman. Joseph had to beat her to keep her in line, just like we beat our wives. These are Biblical times still, my friend. Don't pretend that God's law no longer applies.

      And yes I am a True Christian... And yes I make mistakes.... but My God still forgives me of them.... I'll just end this by telling you I'll be praying for this so called church.
      You have to repent to be forgiven, because True Christians(tm) don't sin. It says so in the Bible:

      1st John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.

      Looks like you are damned, boy.
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #4
        Re: True Christians????

        Originally posted by billysummers1984 View Post
        So where are the true christians at on this forum??? I honestly don't know what to make of landover baptist church.... I mean I don't know if it's a real church or this is just a joke website or what.... and if it is a real church with real people you have all must have hit your heads pretty hard or something.......
        So a joke Web site would consistently preach Scripture exactly as it is? Then again, maybe you think God's Word is some sort of joke, too.

        I read through some the post on this forum and I'm seeing where y'all saying women don't even matter in the eyes of God..... which means i guess the mother of Christ had no part to play in the eyes of God according to everyone here....
        Spare us your Catholic goddess-worship.

        Matt. 12:47-50: Then one said unto him, Behold, thy mother and thy brethren stand without, desiring to speak with thee. But he answered and said unto him that told him, Who is my mother? and who are my brethren? And he stretched forth his hand toward his disciples, and said, Behold my mother and my brethren! For whosoever shall do the will of my Father which is in heaven, the same is my brother, and sister, and mother.

        Luke 11:27-28: And it came to pass, as he spake these things, a certain woman of the company lifted up her voice, and said unto him, Blessed [is] the womb that bare thee, and the paps which thou hast sucked. But he said, Yea rather, blessed [are] they that hear the word of God, and keep it.


        Oh, and don't bother telling us that Mary is a mediator:

        1 Tim. 2:5: For [there is] one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;


        And I seen where a lot of y'all support the beating your wives.... you condemn anyone and everyone that gets on this forum as if all of you are sin free...... but please correct me if I'm wrong.... but the same bible that y'all go from KJV1611; tell me "that all have fallen short of the Glory of God". That includes everyone. I'd hate to see the skeletons that are hiding in your closets. And even the wide open hate that is spewed here.....

        And yes I am a True Christian... And yes I make mistakes.... but My God still forgives me of them.... I'll just end this by telling you I'll be praying for this so called church.
        Okay, you're wrong, so I'll correct you. Here is the passage that you've misquoted and ripped out of context:

        Romans 3:23-26: For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; Being justified freely by his grace through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus: Whom God hath set forth [to be] a propitiation through faith in his blood, to declare his righteousness for the remission of sins that are past, through the forbearance of God; To declare, [I say], at this time his righteousness: that he might be just, and the justifier of him which believeth in Jesus.

        We have sinned (note the perfective verb, indicating something that happened in the past and is a done deal), but we are justified by God's grace. Look at what God's grace does for us now:

        1 John 3:6: Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.

        1 John 5:18: We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: True Christians????

          Originally posted by billysummers1984 View Post
          So where are the true christians at on this forum??? I honestly don't know what to make of landover baptist church.... I mean I don't know if it's a real church or this is just a joke website or what.... and if it is a real church with real people you have all must have hit your heads pretty hard or something.......

          I read through some the post on this forum and I'm seeing where y'all saying women don't even matter in the eyes of God..... which means i guess the mother of Christ had no part to play in the eyes of God according to everyone here....

          And I seen where a lot of y'all support the beating your wives.... you condemn anyone and everyone that gets on this forum as if all of you are sin free...... but please correct me if I'm wrong.... but the same bible that y'all go from KJV1611; tell me "that all have fallen short of the Glory of God". That includes everyone. I'd hate to see the skeletons that are hiding in your closets. And even the wide open hate that is spewed here.....

          And yes I am a True Christian... And yes I make mistakes.... but My God still forgives me of them.... I'll just end this by telling you I'll be praying for this so called church.
          If you're a Christian, then I'm the king of Spain.

          This is called an "introduction" forum for a reason. Jesus didn't call you here to spew hatred at His favorite church. Please tell us about yourself, your church, and your boyfriends.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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