[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Apparently the first amendment only applies to sodomists

I don't think you understand. That's a radio transmitter, designed for controlling model airplanes, such as this:




Or this:

You're a queer, aren't you.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Apparently the first amendment only applies to sodomists

Certainly not! Why on Earth would you say such a thing?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Apparently the first amendment only applies to sodomists

I think anyone with even a passing familiarity of sex toys will recognize the "anal tickler" portion of that one.



Z. Smyth

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Apparently the first amendment only applies to sodomists

Can somebody tell me why the photograph of Bristol, my beloved bullhorn, has been removed from my introductory post?

Surely you have not mistaken Bristol for a "sex toy?"

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Apparently the first amendment only applies to sodomists

Can somebody tell me why the photograph of Bristol, my beloved bullhorn, has been removed from my introductory post?

Surely you have not mistaken Bristol for a "sex toy?"

Can you tell me why you're here? This is a Christian forum, and we're here to praise Jesus.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Apparently the first amendment only applies to sodomists

I think anyone with even a passing familiarity of sex toys will recognize the "anal tickler" portion of that one.



Z. Smyth

Sir, I assure you, there is nothing "anal" or "ticklish" about that aircraft. That is a photograph of the radio controlled, 1/4 scale replica of the Tomahawk missile, which I am proud to say I helped the boys in my Scout troop lovingly craft over the course of this most recent summer.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Apparently the first amendment only applies to sodomists

Can you tell me why you're here? This is a Christian forum, and we're here to praise Jesus.

Well yes, if you will refer back to my original post, I was hoping to discuss with you all the fact that the liberal fascists in Sodom by the Bay are trying to prevent me from using Bristol to praise Jesus.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Apparently the first amendment only applies to sodomists

Sir, I assure you, there is nothing "anal" or "ticklish" about that aircraft. That is a photograph of the radio controlled, 1/4 scale replica of the Tomahawk missile, which I am proud to say I helped the boys in my Scout troop lovingly craft over the course of this most recent summer.

I did an interwebs search of "Tomahawk missile" and it does indeed look like the one you and your Boy Scout troop constructed. I apologize for incorrectly stating it was a sex toy.

As luck would have it, we have something in common: I was on a team that helped to deploy Gryphon missiles (also called GLCMs) in the 80s to various bases in Europe...Greenham Common (UK) Comiso (Sicily), Florennes (Belgium), etc. etc.

Sadly, these were decommissioned only a few years after deployment (the only time Ronald Reagan made me cry, prior to his passing of course).

YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Apparently the first amendment only applies to sodomists

Sigh. Looking back at this thread, I see that you all have truly helped me to grow in the Lord since I first got here.

With your help and God's grace, I've come so far, yet I must never lose sight of how much I fall short of the glory of God, nor shrink from the next mountain He wants me to climb!

Thank you Jesus, for putting me right where I needed to be!