Introducing myself

[jimmygoddard]

Friends,

My name is James Goddard - I'm a Youth Pastor from Midford, MT. God has blessed me with the mission to bring his word to this modern-day Soddom.

Some of you may know me from my blog http://shelleytherepublican.com - a pro-family values, centrist news/comment site.

My favourite Bible Verse is John 2:15 - "And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers' money, and overthrew the tables;"

I can just see Jesus cracking that whip, severing the arteries and arms of those evil money changers. I tell the kids at our youth-church to draw inspiration from Jesus at the firing range - some day soon G-D may call upon them to be the instrument of his judgement. And when that day comes may your aim be True.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy

[HTannor]

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Most inspiring, Jimmy.

I sense a promising future for you here.

However, you failed to mention your thoughts on queers getting married to each other. An oversight, I'm sure.

[jimmygoddard]

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Brother HTannor,

Thank you for welcoming me to this Godly community. Please forgive my oversight. Like all sensible people I believe that homosexuality is part of Satan's plan to destroy the entire human race. I have written on this important topic at some length on my personal blog:

http://shelleytherepublican.com/category/gay-agenda

http://shelleytherepublican.com/category/indecent-behavior/sexuality/homosexuality

Please excuse my posting of links - I know that this is a common tactic used by atheist spammers who wish to harm our Fellowship.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy

[HTannor]

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Please excuse my posting of links - I know that this is a common tactic used by atheist spammers who wish to harm our Fellowship.

Ah, yes, jimmy. Spammers are indeed a problem.

Rather than using one of your link things, how about you just use the "Godly Copy and Paste"(tm) method to post your messages here?

Not that we are cautious about newbies, but how are we to know you are not a commie.........or worse yet, a demoncrat?

[jimmygoddard]

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I entirely understand:-

I have asked the question of myself... is there a part of me (perhaps a tiny part) that is sympathetic to the commies and defeat-o-crats? Perhaps there was a time but I assure you that I have entirely purged myself of every last shred of liberalism through a rigorous and intensive Bible study.

I have seen "The Kenyan" as we like to call him, tear into the moral fabric of our once-great land. I have seen the rising tide of secularism smash our once-great institutions,. Believe me when I say every last iota of sympathy I might have for the ultra-leftists in the demoncrat party has evaporated leaving behind only my distilled riteous anger at their sinning ways.

As for your Cut & Paste suggestion - I doubt it will work. The URLs I linked to refered to hundreds of articles of my personal spiritual meditations on the topic of Homosexuality in America. I fear that some of these frank discussions may not be appropriate for the family audience of this forum.

[Jedediah]

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Welcome, friend. I have only given your website a quick look, but it certainly warrants a more thorough examination.

Do you have any inspirational material posted? I am always looking for new items to share and discuss with my wife and sons during our after-dinner devotionals.

[jimmygoddard]

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Jedediah, I honestly wouldn't know where to start! The site is mainly current affairs, so I'd be afraid that much of the content addresses issues that are long-gone. I'm just glad we were able to be a journal of record - to shine a light to fellow truth-seekers who have become blinded by the drive-by media.

I'm flattered that you take an interest in my site - in truth I wrote it with some dear friends, all like-minded Christians. Brother Billy-Bob (who I believe may be a lapsed member of this forum), and Sister Shelley along with any number of souls whom Jesus brought to us in HIS service.

I'd honestly recommend that you review all the material carefully before presenting it to your wife and family. May I also suggest that you should print out the relevant pages rather than allow your wife to use the Internet.

I find that women are prone to idle gossip which distracts them from their household and child-rearing duties. Women should almost never be allowed to use the Internet except under strict male supervision.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Jedediah, I honestly wouldn't know where to start! The site is mainly current affairs, so I'd be afraid that much of the content addresses issues that are long-gone. I'm just glad we were able to be a journal of record - to shine a light to fellow truth-seekers who have become blinded by the drive-by media.

I'm flattered that you take an interest in my site - in truth I wrote it with some dear friends, all like-minded Christians. Brother Billy-Bob (who I believe may be a lapsed member of this forum), and Sister Shelley along with any number of souls whom Jesus brought to us in HIS service.

I'd honestly recommend that you review all the material carefully before presenting it to your wife and family. May I also suggest that you should print out the relevant pages rather than allow your wife to use the Internet.

I find that women are prone to idle gossip which distracts them from their household and child-rearing duties. Women should almost never be allowed to use the Internet except under strict male supervision.

Welcome Brother Jimmy!

It's nice to see a young man come in here with his head on straight.



The last few days have been a veritable manslide of sodomites, finnish, drunken paddies, child-porking papists, punk rockers, and LIEberals, so you can imagine how I find your introduction a pleasant surprise.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[jimmygoddard]

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The last few days have been a veritable manslide of sodomites, finnish, drunken paddies, child-porking papists, punk rockers, and LIEberals, so you can imagine how I find your introduction a pleasant surprise.

Friend Zechariah,

Was it not written in the Bible that the faithful few would be tested by such people in the end times? It is clear to anybody with a shred of sense that the tribulations are almost upon us.

JG

[Cranky Old Man]

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Welcome to our friendly forum!

I like you already, please keep it that way.

[jimmygoddard]

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I am truly humbled by your warm reception. I am truly thrilled to meat the Godly folk with whom I shall be sharing Eternity.

[jimmygoddard]

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Friends, before this thread dries up, I present to you my secret evangelical weapon against Satan: The Wheel of Power:

[HTannor]

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jimmy, jimmy, jimmy, I thought you had such great promise. And then you posted the "wheel of power."

jimmy, I fear you may be trying too hard, because this thread:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=17962&highlight=wheel+of+power

- clearly shows something that predates your arrival here.

Now, jimmy, we treat plagiarism rather harshly. Do you have something to confess to us?

[jimmygoddard]

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jimmy, jimmy, jimmy, I thought you had such great promise. And then you posted the "wheel of power."

jimmy, I fear you may be trying too hard, because this thread:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=17962&highlight=wheel+of+power

- clearly shows something that predates your arrival here.

Now, jimmy, we treat plagiarism rather harshly. Do you have something to confess to us?

Friend HTannor, I never claimed to have invented it. I find such presentation tools helpful in our youth-ministry.

Thank you for linking me to that page in which the banned atheist criticizes this useful educational tool. I applaud the sensible moderation policy of this site: LBC must remain an island of purity in this ungodly sea of filth.

I try not to take such criticisms to heart, since these unsaved folk often claim to have found "contradictions" and "logical fallacies" in almost anything that might bring Children closer to God. I try not to humour these preposterous and ungodly delusions.

JG

[HTannor]

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Friend HTannor, I never claimed to have invented it. I find such presentation tools helpful in our youth-ministry.

Ah, but, jimmy, you may not have invented it, but, gosh darn it, I didn't detect any remorse on your part for blatantly ripping it off and re-posting it here.

Have you no shame?