hello, how do like racing?

[tech geek]

Hello, im from the midwest and find this religion very interesting and i'd like to find out more. I can most likely find the info im looking for by looking around but I got a question that may not have been asked before: what is the official opinion of the church on motorsports of all types?

I am learning the trade of an automotive technician and I love racing so this is fairly important to me.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: hello, how do like racing?

what is the official opinion of the church on motorsports of all types?

Dear Friend,

If you can find a good word in the KJV 1611 for racing cars, you should feel free to proceed. Otherwise, safest not to. Your salvation is at stake!

Yours in Him,
BAB <---- Revving God's Engines!

[tech geek]

Re: hello, how do like racing?

eh, I'll take racing. to much fun to pass up and I'v spent too much money to kill the hobby now. plus it help keep me outta jail. win-win situation if you ask me.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: hello, how do like racing?

eh, I'll take racing. to much fun to pass up and I'v spent too much money to kill the hobby now. plus it help keep me outta jail. win-win situation if you ask me.

You need to start wearing a helmet, young lady...it seems you've taken a few too many taps on the noggin.



Yours in Christ,

Zechariah Smyth

[Born Again Bob]

Re: hello, how do like racing?

Dear Friend,

Win-win-win! You forgot to mention the Devil also wins when you take action unsupported by the Bible. He wins the right to molest your puckered anus for all eternity.

Enjoy your cars, bud.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[Jedediah]

Re: hello, how do like racing?

It depends on whether or not your racing is of faith. It sounds like a secular pursuit to me, though, which is damnable.

Romans 14:23
And he that doubteth is damned if he eat, because he eateth not of faith: for whatsoever is not of faith is sin.

Can't you find worthier pursuits, like spreading the Gospel or praying?

[James Hutchins]

Re: hello, how do like racing?

Racing is only good if you have Jesus as your life mechanic. You have to let Him set your timing, lap your valves, change your jets, work your injection pump. You have to read the Holy service manula, the KJV1611 Bible. You must attend training seminars at Gods Facility. You must only use Jesus approved parts in your God given speed machine.

[tech geek]

Re: hello, how do like racing?

First off, im a guy, and i have to wear a helmet on track.

I race because it is fun and enjoyable, and i see God for a 3 count going into every turn before i brake, as the old saying goes "wait til you see God, count to 3, then brake."

Spreading the gospel and praying dont get the blood and testosterone flowing nearly as effectivly as drive at my cars' and my own limits around a track.

When Jesus walked the earth, there were no cars. He wouldnt know what to do with a steering wheel in His hands, much less a wrench.

As far as the devils' concerned: im fairly certain he prefers the women to men, he doesnt seem to send off fag vibes to me anyway.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: hello, how do like racing?

Dear Friend,

When Jesus walked the earth, there were no cars. He wouldnt know what to do with a steering wheel in His hands, much less a wrench.

So, you're better than Jesus Christ?

Yours in Him,
BAB

[tech geek]

Re: hello, how do like racing?

not neccassarily, Hes' just never done it, that I am aware of. And I know for a fact that He's never touched a bolt on my car. If He wants, He's more than welcome to fix the rust, put in a cage, some cams and some other bits n pieces. I bet He'd even be one heckuva tuner and set-up guy if He put his mind to it.

btw injector pumps are only on diesels, i race and drive gassers.

[tech geek]

Re: hello, how do like racing?

If it helps to better the case for racing: democrats hate it because of the environmental concerns, as do the sierra club and many other environmentalist organizations, and sen. john mccain's wife and son are activly involved in drifting, a form of motorsport that is traced back to japan, and the only form of motorsport where the winner is not determined by a stop watch.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: hello, how do like racing?

If it helps to better the case for racing: democrats hate it because of the environmental concerns, as do the sierra club and many other environmentalist organizations, and sen. john mccain's wife and son are activly involved in drifting, a form of motorsport that is traced back to japan, and the only form of motorsport where the winner is not determined by a stop watch.

They use stopwatches at the Indy 500?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: hello, how do like racing?

Hello, im from the midwest and find this religion very interesting and i'd like to find out more. I can most likely find the info im looking for by looking around but I got a question that may not have been asked before: what is the official opinion of the church on motorsports of all types?

I am learning the trade of an automotive technician and I love racing so this is fairly important to me.

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[Jedediah]

Re: hello, how do like racing?

You are aware that this is a Christian forum, aren't you boy?

Now start praising Jesus or there is little reason for us to tolerate your idle chatter.

Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

[loveis..]

Re: hello, how do like racing?

There is alot of hostility in this room! I think it's great that you race! i did at one point but i kinda left it since i started college. It was just a way to get money to pay my bills. Kinda miss it though not enough to go back to it but i do miss it!! so tell us more about what opened your eyes to the Lord!