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  • comeforth
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Mar 2011
    • 4

    #16
    Re: Why don't you cats just chill out for a mo'

    Well, I never! We will see what scregpt thinks of these idioms! Do you have any pals of different ethnicities, zechariah? eh? because in my opinion they can be sound as a pound you found on the ground innit? also i have a solution for terrorism, maybe you'd agree -

    Why don't we just invite the terrorists over here? You know? Just to show them that it's not that bad? I'd be up for that, i'd be up for showing a terrorist about. Take them out for a mcdonald's or a pizza hut, i'll pay for it ken, it shouldn't be hard - i mean seriously. PRAISE GOD FOR THE MEAL DEAL! Have a beer, get there rucksack of and get wrecked, talk shite fer a bit yeah? Then we could head over to there joint and chill out too? like an exchange. just a bunch of lad (and lassies too) having a laugh, sooking back on a few chilled brewskies! nom saying aye?

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    • scegbrt
      Unsaved trash
      • Mar 2011
      • 19

      #17
      Re: Why don't you cats just chill out for a mo'

      PRAISE JESUS! for your wisdom comeforth, that's great all the terrorists will see that, "hey these guys aren't that bad after all." Then we can see, "hey these terrorists aren't that bad." Then we can get along hand in hand and the world will join hands and live as one!

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #18
        Re: Why don't you cats just chill out for a mo'

        I am not living like some sand-cave dwelling sheep-herder!
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • WinnerNotSinner
          Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 951

          #19
          Re: Why don't you cats just chill out for a mo'

          Originally posted by comeforth
          Why don't we just invite the terrorists over here?
          Originally posted by scegbrt View Post
          PRAISE JESUS! for your wisdom comeforth, that's great all the terrorists will see that, "hey these guys aren't that bad after all." Then we can see, "hey these terrorists aren't that bad." Then we can get along hand in hand and the world will join hands and live as one!


          I refuse to share my America with a giant group of dirty mudslimes. (Leviticus 20:25, 2 Corinthians 6:17)
          6
          A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
          "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

          Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
          If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

          GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #20
            Re: Why don't you cats just chill out for a mo'

            Originally posted by comeforth View Post
            Well, I never! We will see what scregpt thinks of these idioms! Do you have any pals of different ethnicities, zechariah? eh? because in my opinion they can be sound as a pound you found on the ground innit? also i have a solution for terrorism, maybe you'd agree -

            Why don't we just invite the terrorists over here? You know? Just to show them that it's not that bad? I'd be up for that, i'd be up for showing a terrorist about. Take them out for a mcdonald's or a pizza hut, i'll pay for it ken, it shouldn't be hard - i mean seriously. PRAISE GOD FOR THE MEAL DEAL! Have a beer, get there rucksack of and get wrecked, talk shite fer a bit yeah? Then we could head over to there joint and chill out too? like an exchange. just a bunch of lad (and lassies too) having a laugh, sooking back on a few chilled brewskies! nom saying aye?
            Yes, I know exactly what you're saying.

            You want to get a few Paki men drunk and naked, then use them as your sexual playthings, repeatedly impaling them on your oversized tallywhacker!

            Disgusting.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • montechristo
              Unsaved trash
              • Mar 2011
              • 1

              #21
              Re: Why don't you cats just chill out for a mo'

              wait... didnt jesus himself hangout with prostitutes, liars, thieves, and just the general scum of the earth?




              also, there is no god

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              • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
                Pastor of Praise and Worship
                A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2009
                • 3890

                #22
                Re: Why don't you cats just chill out for a mo'

                Originally posted by montechristo View Post
                wait... didnt jesus himself hangout with prostitutes, liars, thieves, and just the general scum of the earth?
                Chapter and verse please. If nothing else you are going to learn some Bible tonight.
                Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


                Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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                • WinnerNotSinner
                  Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 951

                  #23
                  Re: Why don't you cats just chill out for a mo'

                  Originally posted by montechristo View Post
                  wait... didnt jesus himself hangout with prostitutes, liars, thieves, and just the general scum of the earth?




                  also, there is no god
                  Well, Jesus is GOD (John 10:30), so you have presented two contradictory arguments.

                  You acknowledge Jesus was about... but you don't believe in GOD. You're deluded for sure!
                  6
                  A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                  "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                  Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                  If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                  GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                  • Cursed
                    Recovering Bastard
                    Head of Landover Glee Club
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2011
                    • 1363

                    #24
                    Re: Why don't you cats just chill out for a mo'

                    Originally posted by montechristo View Post
                    wait... didnt jesus himself hangout with prostitutes, liars, thieves, and just the general scum of the earth?




                    also, there is no god
                    Are you a negroid?

                    Sometimes they have problems communicating and are antisocial, like you.

                    Don't be ashamed! There are many burdens one may have to carry through our life here; being a negroid is one of the heaviest of burdens.

                    But it CAN be carried! That's what's important. At least you're not a hunchback or a dwarf, can I get an Amen?

                    Or are you? I'm sorry, sometimes I can put my foot in my mouth.

                    Let me start over. You've got something wrong with you; I don't know what it is. But don't despair, it's okay! Our Pastors can help you serve our Lord Jesus Christ forever!
                    The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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                    • comeforth
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 4

                      #25
                      Re: Why don't you cats just chill out for a mo'

                      Exactly rev rodimer! you seem to have added 2 and 2 together there! how very insightful and christian of you!

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #26
                        Re: Why don't you cats just chill out for a mo'

                        Originally posted by montechristo View Post
                        wait... didnt jesus himself hangout with prostitutes, liars, thieves, and just the general scum of the earth?
                        No.

                        He taught and witnessed to them. He did not "hang out" with them.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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