Physics Rules

[SuperGeekPhysicist]

Greetings to all of you small brained, non-scientific, carbon-based units.

I am a total geek, and all of this "god" chit chat is boring me to death and is non-scientific. Physics in the only true "religion". Truth can only be found through scientific principles. The scientific truth shall set you free.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Physics Rules

Greetings to all of you small brained, non-scientific, carbon-based units.

I am a total geek, and all of this "god" chit chat is boring me to death and is non-scientific. Physics in the only true "religion". Truth can only be found through scientific principles. The scientific truth shall set you free.

Dear Godmocking Fool;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and selling narcotics to school children to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Jedediah]

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This is a Christian forum.

If you aren't here to praise Jesus, what is your purpose? Are you here to persecute us?

Please know that in doing so, you only multiply our blessings in Heaven.

Luke 6:22
Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Physics Rules

Greetings to all of you small-brained, non-scientific, carbon-based units.

I am a total geek, and all of this "god" chit-chat is boring me to death and is non-scientific. Physics in the only true "religion". Truth can only be found through scientific principles. The scientific truth shall set you free.

I've highlighted the incorrect parts in red.

Hope this helps.

Z. Smyth

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Physics Rules

Greetings to all of you small brained, non-scientific, carbon-based units.

I am a total geek, and all of this "god" chit chat is boring me to death and is non-scientific. Physics in the only true "religion". Truth can only be found through scientific principles. The scientific truth shall set you free.

Feel free to leave Friend.

You don't see us on your geeky forum trying to "convert" you now do you.

We are True Christians. We don't believe in science. It's for Satanists.

Enjoy HELL nerd! Satan is a scientist, a sadist, physicist and a rapist.

If it ends in "ist" he is one.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Physics Rules

Greetings to all of you small brained, non-scientific, carbon-based units.

I am a total geek, and all of this "god" chit chat is boring me to death and is non-scientific. Physics in the only true "religion". Truth can only be found through scientific principles. The scientific truth shall set you free.

Hello!

Your post reminds me of a particular Bible story with which God-mockers always have difficulty.

Numbers 22:21-30 (excerpt shared here, follow link for the whole passage)

27 And when the ass saw the angel of the LORD, she fell down under Balaam: and Balaam's anger was kindled, and he smote the ass with a staff.

28 And the LORD opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times?

29 And Balaam said unto the ass, Because thou hast mocked me: I would there were a sword in mine hand, for now would I kill thee.

30 And the ass said unto Balaam, Am not I thine ass, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day? was I ever wont to do so unto thee? and he said, Nay.

You see, they laugh and think it's unreasonable to believe that an ass can speak.

As we see from your post, it is also possible for an ass to type.


Now a question for you: Why did you join a Christian church's discussion forum to mock Christians? Why not leave your Mommy's basement and wander down to the nearest church on a Sunday, and mock the Christians there to their faces?

Is it because you're a pathetic, spineless little coward who will only speak up when he THINKS nobody knows who he is?

[SuperGeekPhysicist]

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I worship science and not an imaginary sky daddy for which there is no scientific evidence of his/her/its existence. My purpose is to witness to you and try to convert you to science. You guys obviously need some serious psychiatric help and maybe even some medications or ECT treatments. It is not possible for my post to "prove' that you are right since "proofs" are reserved for the field of mathematics only. Shows how much you know.

By what factor am I multiplying your blessings in heaven? Is it an order of magnitude per persecuting statement? Oh wait, you small brained non-scientific carbon-based units probably don't even know what I mean by that do you?

I can teach you! There is much for you to learn grasshopper!

Praise be to physics!

[LilyAmong]

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Geek do you realize that the so-called "scientists" are conspiring to keep people in dark for the purpose of serving Satan? Maybe you are one of the conspirators.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Physics Rules

Geek do you realize that the so-called "scientists" are conspiring to keep people in dark for the purpose of serving Satan? Maybe you are one of the conspirators.

There's no "maybe" about it, Lily! He said so himself, that he "worships" science.

Real atheists (if there actually are any) wouldn't "worship" anything. He's clearly a Satanist.

[SuperGeekPhysicist]

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I joined out of concern for your brains. I want to help you folks. Maybe if you guys are real christians, you will be able to convert me? Or, maybe I will be able to convert you to the true "religion" of physics. If you are unable to convert me, then that will be evidence (no proof) that you are not true christians. A real christian should be able to convert a scientific sinner like me right? I preach the word of physics which will never let you down. It always has been and always will be forever and ever, amen!

Praise be to the big bang!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Physics Rules

I worship science and not an imaginary sky daddy for which there is no scientific evidence of his/her/its existence. My purpose is to witness to you and try to convert you to science. You guys obviously need some serious psychiatric help and maybe even some medications or ECT treatments. It is not possible for my post to "prove' that you are right since "proofs" are reserved for the field of mathematics only. Shows how much you know.

By what factor am I multiplying your blessings in heaven? Is it an order of magnitude per persecuting statement? Oh wait, you small brained non-scientific carbon-based units probably don't even know what I mean by that do you?

I can teach you! There is much for you to learn grasshopper!

Praise be to physics!

You need to turn your Bunsen burners down a bit, boy!

I'm sure I don't need to tell a man of science *cough* that a high-strung disposition will only serve to net you arteriosclerosis and a certain "putt-putt" nature for your tallywhacker.



Anywho...what is your favorite Bible verse?

Wait, lemme guess: Luke 21:34???

"And take heed to yourselves, lest at any time your hearts be overcharged with surfeiting, and drunkenness, and cares of this life, and so that day come upon you unawares."

It could happen any moment!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Remy Lebeau]

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I worship science and not an imaginary sky daddy for which there is no scientific evidence of his/her/its existence.

And what exactly is the scientific evidence for the existence of science? Surely, you do not subscribe to circular logic?

[LilyAmong]

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You're crazy. "Physics" doesn't even exist. That's just a word that scientists made up to deny the glory of God. How can you worship something that doesn't exist?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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If you are unable to convert me, then that will be evidence (no proof) that you are not true christians. A real christian should be able to convert a scientific sinner like me right?

Nope. God converts whom He will, and hardens the hearts of those whom He will.

Methinks you are ordained from the beginning to spend eternity in His Lake of Fire.

[SuperGeekPhysicist]

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You folks are mean! I'm supposed to know that you are christians by your love right? Well, I'm not feeling the love. This is evidence (not proof) that you folks are not true christians. Show me your love; otherwise, you must convert to the true religion of science where love is not needed, only formulae!