[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hi

Hi there, Sierra! Or Caron. Which do you prefer?

What would you like to know about Jesus?

Please don't worry too much about Born Again Bob. He's fresh from leading a week-long Revivial, and has been quite full of the Spirit the last couple of days. I'm not sure how much experience the Welsh have with the Spirit, but it can make a man rather difficult to understand, at least to those who have not equally imbibed Christ's Love.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi

How can I go "back" to a strip club if I have never been there?

Come on now, it's time to stop the lies. We've got a preliminary file from the DOF on you, and we know that your real name is Sierra, and that you work as a stripper at some sleazy club in Poland.

[-Caron-(stage name "Sierra")]

Re: Hi

Good. So now that you understand what we've been saying from the first post, GET THEE HENCE!

Go back to the strip club and leave us alone with Jesus.

How can I go "back" to a strip club if I have never been there?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi

I guess it is nice for Christians to have a place where they can be themselves. I think we all deserve that.

Good. So now that you understand what we've been saying from the first post, GET THEE HENCE!

Go back to the strip club and leave us alone with Jesus.

[-Caron-(stage name "Sierra")]

Re: Hi

Isn't it nice for at least one place on earth to be of GOD? I think so!

I guess it is nice for Christians to have a place where they can be themselves. I think we all deserve that.

[Cursed]

Re: Hi

Ms. Caron, please remember that you are speaking to True Christians, the most Godly people on earth!

What would be considered relatively chaste in the secular world (one boyfriend for five years with no coitus) is unfathomable harlotry in Freehold, Iowa.

Isn't it nice for at least one place on earth to be of GOD? I think so!

[-Caron-(stage name "Sierra")]

Re: Hi

Satan.

LOL that would be epic.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Hi

I only dance for my boyfriend...

Satan.

[-Caron-(stage name "Sierra")]

Re: Hi

No one is buying it, Sierra.

Shouldn't you be dancing around a pole right now or something?

1. My name is Caron, not Sierra.
2. I only dance for my boyfriend.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Hi

Like I said, I've never had sex, so how am I a whore?

No one is buying it, Sierra.

Shouldn't you be dancing around a pole right now or something?

[-Caron-(stage name "Sierra")]

Re: Hi

No, you are a whore because you are having relations with a man outside of wedlock. I suppose that passes for normal in whatever godforsaken "country" you inhabit.

Now answer my question.

Like I said, I've never had sex, so how am I a whore?

Oh yeah, your question..

Now, when are you going to accept Jesus and repent of your slutty, degenerate lifestyle?

Hmm.. Never.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi

So let me get this straight.. I am a whore because I love someone and we are still in the process of planning our marriage?

No, you are a whore because you are having relations with a man outside of wedlock. I suppose that passes for normal in whatever godforsaken "country" you inhabit.

Now answer my question.

[-Caron-(stage name "Sierra")]

Re: Hi

Then there's your proof. You are a whore.


Now, when are you going to accept Jesus and repent of your slutty, degenerate lifestyle?

So let me get this straight.. I am a whore because I love someone and we are still in the process of planning our marriage?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi

"Been with" means in a relationship with.. I have never had sex, if that's what you're wondering.

No, I'm not married.

Then there's your proof. You are a whore.


Now, when are you going to accept Jesus and repent of your slutty, degenerate lifestyle?

[-Caron-(stage name "Sierra")]

Re: Hi

I shudder to think what "been with" is a euphemism for...Are you married?

"Been with" means in a relationship with.. I have never had sex, if that's what you're wondering.

No, I'm not married.

I take it that the other relationship was with the entire team of the Edmonton Oilers?

I don't like hockey.

Dear Brother,

Caron and her "boyfriend" are the very last participants in a three-legged race gone horribly awry.

Yours in Him,
BAB

What the f*ck?