Hi

[-Caron-(stage name "Sierra")]

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Oh, don't get me started on things!

Ok..?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Oh, don't get me started on things!

Why do you suppose he has a girl's name?

[Born Again Bob]

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Hello. I'm Caron. I'm Welsh, and Voltaire is my hero. I love anything to do with the occult. I am here because I want to know your opinions on things.

Oh, don't get me started on things!

[-Caron-(stage name "Sierra")]

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Friend,

You sound like a nice person, why do waste time on some Frenchman who wrote porno about women and donkeys? Anyway, I have a friend named Jesus who can command demons. Would you like to hear about Him?

Haha, thank you, sir, but I was referring to Voltaire the musician, not Voltaire the author.

If you'd really like to know our opinions on pretty much everything, all you need to do is to read the KJV Bible. I suggest starting at Genesis 1:1 and stopping at Revelation 22:21. I can assure you that every opinion a True Christian™ might hold is derived from that.

Hmm.. Ok, thank you for the information.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

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Thank you, Pastor.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Persecute? No way. I'm not like that. I just want to meet you and hear your opinions.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Lycia The Repentant]

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Persecute? No way. I'm not like that. I just want to meet you and hear your opinions.

If you'd really like to know our opinions on pretty much everything, all you need to do is to read the KJV Bible. I suggest starting at Genesis 1:1 and stopping at Revelation 22:21. I can assure you that every opinion a True Christian(tm) might hold is derived from that.

[-Caron-(stage name "Sierra")]

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Why are you here? Have you come to persecute us?

Persecute? No way. I'm not like that. I just want to meet you and hear your opinions.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Hello. I'm Caron. I'm Welsh, and Voltaire is my hero. I love anything to do with the occult. I am here because I want to know your opinions on things.

Friend,

You sound like a nice person, why do waste time on some Frenchman who wrote porno about women and donkeys? Anyway, I have a friend named Jesus who can command demons. Would you like to hear about Him?

[Jedediah]

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Why are you here? Have you come to persecute us?

[-Caron-(stage name "Sierra")]

Hello. I'm Caron. I'm Welsh, and Voltaire is my hero. I love anything to do with the occult. I am here because I want to know your opinions on things.