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  • It's Pink!
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Mar 2011
    • 45
    #1

    Hai Everybody! ^_^ ^_^

    OMG, I can't believe I've found this forum!

    I have heard of the Landover movement but I didn't find it until I randomly stumbled across one of your outreach pieces. :3 Your words are totally amazing and enlightening especially when I've been working for eight hours and find this beacon and it's like, "Wow, I'm not alone!"

    omg, so, I live in Brisbane, Australia. My family weren't criminals though! I did some research in high school (lame) and found out we're descended from people who killed all the criminals in Port Arthur so I'm totally okay with Jesus!

    And, uh, I love the look of this forum!

    HAAAAAAAAAAAI!

    P.S: I like Audrey Hepburn, my pastor told me she was a good role model!
    ι киσω тнαт ι'м α ρɾïṉсεṡṡ
    му fαтнєя ιѕ тнє ќïṉģ σf ќïṉģṡ!
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    • Born Again Bob
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2318
      #2
      Re: Hai Everybody!

      Dear Friend,

      Explain the Wiggles.

      Yours in Him,
      BAB

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556
          #3
          Re: Hai Everybody!

          If you aren't descended from criminals, then there is only one other possibility...you're a damned knuckle dragging, maggot eating ABO!
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Living_Water
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Mar 2011
              • 151
              #4
              Re: Hai Everybody!

              Does your nick insinuate your sexual orientation?
              Revelation 22:1:
              And he shewed me a pure river of water of life, clear as crystal, proceeding out of the throne of God and of the Lamb.

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                • Cursed
                  Recovering Bastard
                  Head of Landover Glee Club
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 1363
                  #5
                  Re: Hai Everybody!

                  Is Hai karate talk?

                  We don't speak karate here! American only, please!
                  The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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                    • It's Pink!
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 45
                      #6
                      Re: Hai Everybody!

                      Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
                      Dear Friend,

                      Explain the Wiggles.

                      Yours in Him,
                      BAB
                      rofl I never listened to them the only music i listen to is praise in HIS name!!!!!

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      If you aren't descended from criminals, then there is only one other possibility...you're a damned knuckle dragging, maggot eating ABO!
                      omg no wai~

                      Seriously I was born from the English who took care of the criminals on the boats it's like i'm the Australian equivalent of a princess :3

                      Originally posted by Living_Water View Post
                      Does your nick insinuate your sexual orientation?
                      don't be silly, only witches and people from california are homosexuals!

                      Originally posted by Cursed View Post
                      Is Hai karate talk?

                      We don't speak karate here! American only, please!
                      lol it means hi but stretched out! Say it out loud!!!!
                      ι киσω тнαт ι'м α ρɾïṉсεṡṡ
                      му fαтнєя ιѕ тнє ќïṉģ σf ќïṉģṡ!

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                        • It's Pink!
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 45
                          #7
                          Re: Hai Everybody!

                          P.S: i don't hate black people i just know we're different right? like pauline hansen but without all the sin!!
                          ι киσω тнαт ι'м α ρɾïṉсεṡṡ
                          му fαтнєя ιѕ тнє ќïṉģ σf ќïṉģṡ!

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                            • It's Pink!
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 45
                              #8
                              Re: Hai Everybody!

                              ι киσω тнαт ι'м α ρɾïṉсεṡṡ
                              му fαтнєя ιѕ тнє ќïṉģ σf ќïṉģṡ!
                              ι киσω тнαт ι'м α ρɾïṉсεṡṡ
                              му fαтнєя ιѕ тнє ќïṉģ σf ќïṉģṡ!

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                                • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                                  Claims not to be a dago slut
                                  Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                                  • Mar 2011
                                  • 1307
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hai Everybody!

                                  Originally posted by It's Pink! View Post
                                  ι киσω тнαт ι'м α ρɾïṉсεṡṡ
                                  му fαтнєя ιѕ тнє ќïṉģ σf ќïṉģṡ!
                                  You speak the russian very good it seems me. What mean this?


                                  YIC, Mari Juana.
                                  Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                                  My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                                  - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                                    • MitzaLizalor
                                      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Sep 2010
                                      • 14470
                                      #10
                                      Re: Hai Everybody!

                                      Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                                      You speak the russian very good it seems me. What mean this?


                                      YIC, Mari Juana.
                                      It's a bit flowery, but can be summed up in one word:

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                                        • It's Pink!
                                          Forum Member
                                          Forum Member
                                          • Mar 2011
                                          • 45
                                          #11
                                          Re: Hai Everybody!

                                          i was trying to test out my signature
                                          ι киσω тнαт ι'м α ρɾïṉсεṡṡ
                                          му fαтнєя ιѕ тнє ќïṉģ σf ќïṉģṡ!

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                                            • DerKaiserVonPreussen
                                              Unsaved trash
                                              • Mar 2011
                                              • 17
                                              #12
                                              Re: Hai Everybody!

                                              Originally posted by It's Pink! View Post
                                              i was trying to test out my signature
                                              Testing it for what? Making it unreadable? Or testing it if it makes you look like an internet prostitute?

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                                                • Fallen Angel
                                                  Resident gothtard witch
                                                  • Feb 2007
                                                  • 197
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Hai Everybody!

                                                  hai its pink!! i rly lyk ur name i wish i though of something lyk dat 1st!!! welcome 2 da forum but i hope u dont become a mean christain lyk da 1s here but a cool 1 who knos every1 is equal n deserve 2 b treated da same......
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                                                    • SUV
                                                      True Christian™ Princess
                                                      The Driving Force behind RA12
                                                      Have at it, anytime!
                                                      • Sep 2006
                                                      • 11027
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Hai Everybody!

                                                      Jesus! It's that awful "Mr Pink" from that horrible Reservoir Dogs Didn't you Die in that movie, qweerBoy-gal? Now Begone!!!

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                                                        • Mikey Rewlande
                                                          Unsaved trash, drunken scott
                                                          • Mar 2011
                                                          • 12
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Hai Everybody!

                                                          Originally posted by Fallen Angel View Post
                                                          hai its pink!! i rly lyk ur name i wish i though of something lyk dat 1st!!! welcome 2 da forum but i hope u dont become a mean christain lyk da 1s here but a cool 1 who knos every1 is equal n deserve 2 b treated da same......
                                                          Lady, get yourself some freaking English lessons. All Ostalians are decent from aboorigioins and kangaroos. The bell rings loud round their neck and explains why they rise in inflection at the end of a sentence.

                                                          God hates Ostralia and has sent sharks, spiders and snakes to eat all ostralians because of their work with Asda and her henchpeople.
                                                          A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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