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  • Fallen Angel
    Resident gothtard witch
    • Feb 2007
    • 197
    #31
    Re: Hai Everybody!

    Originally posted by It's Pink! View Post
    OMG HAIIIII!!!!! i rly lyk ur devart

    u seem nais~ i hope u turn away from ur wicked ways though cuz ur gonna die otherwise and never go 2 heaven but instead hell!!!!!!!!!!! and its torment n flames n fire according to Revelation 14:11 so pllllzzz be a christian or jesus will hate u

    please stop hurting jesus!
    tanks!!!! i dun go on devart much lyk i shuld but if i do moar poetry mebbe i will......n no i cant stop worshipping da godess!!! i luv her n shes been soooo good 2 meh lyf! jesus can be ok but i hes not da godess!!!!! i luv meh covin 2 n would never leave dem!
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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29457
        #32
        Re: Hai Everybody!

        Originally posted by Fallen Angel View Post
        tanks!!!! i dun go on devart much lyk i shuld but if i do moar poetry mebbe i will......n no i cant stop worshipping da godess!!! i luv her n shes been soooo good 2 meh lyf! jesus can be ok but i hes not da godess!!!!! i luv meh covin 2 n would never leave dem!
        How utteryl retarded!

        Pink, this is for you:
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • WinnerNotSinner
            Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 951
            #33
            Re: Hai Everybody!

            Originally posted by It's Pink! View Post
            NAME!!11ONE
            I can see how you may have accidentally pressed 1 after !, but why did you type out the word ONE for no reason?
            6
            A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
            "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

            Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
            If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

            GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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              • It's Pink!
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Mar 2011
                • 45
                #34
                Re: Hai Everybody!

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                How utteryl retarded!

                Pink, this is for you:
                omg Thank You!!!

                Im gonna put it in my sig now~!!!
                ι киσω тнαт ι'м α ρɾïṉсεṡṡ
                му fαтнєя ιѕ тнє ќïṉģ σf ќïṉģṡ!

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                  • Alphonse Alban
                    Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                     
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 5724
                    #35
                    Re: Hai Everybody!

                    Your signature. It burns, burns I say

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                      • SUV
                        True Christian™ Princess
                        The Driving Force behind RA12
                        Have at it, anytime!
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 11027
                        #36
                        Re: Hai Everybody!

                        Originally posted by It's Pink! View Post
                        omg Thank You!!!

                        Im gonna put it in my sig now~!!!
                        Don't forget this one:

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                          • True Disciple
                            True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                            Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                            Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2009
                            • 2445
                            #37
                            Re: Hai Everybody!

                            Young lady, I bid you welcome. I am glad to see that you are in such a jubilant mood after having found Jesus here, and I hope you will find spiritual refreshment on this True Christian(tm) Board.

                            I cannot always understand what you are saying, however. Are you using British Spelling rules? Because here, we use only American Spelling rules, you know.
                            Sweet Lord Jesus,
                            I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                            Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                            Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                            Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                            Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                            Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                            Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                            Amen.

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                              • It's Pink!
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 45
                                #38
                                Re: Hai Everybody!

                                Originally posted by Fallen Angel View Post
                                tanks!!!! i dun go on devart much lyk i shuld but if i do moar poetry mebbe i will......n no i cant stop worshipping da godess!!! i luv her n shes been soooo good 2 meh lyf! jesus can be ok but i hes not da godess!!!!! i luv meh covin 2 n would never leave dem!
                                hai there! is da goddess ur talkin about Holy Spirit/God or is it som othr thng ur talkin bout??? + whuts a covin? u seem kewl tho + ur poetry is nice so plz write moar ye!!!!???

                                Originally posted by SUV View Post
                                Don't forget this one:

                                dont get it????

                                Is he in da bathtub???? LOL
                                Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                                Young lady, I bid you welcome. I am glad to see that you are in such a jubilant mood after having found Jesus here, and I hope you will find spiritual refreshment on this True Christian™ Board.

                                I cannot always understand what you are saying, however. Are you using British Spelling rules? Because here, we use only American Spelling rules, you know.
                                I love Jesus 2 and landover is p. cool!!!! Do u talk about devil musik or eggs or having kids?????? IDK about who 2 talk 2 or how 2 do those when its time!!!11

                                But idk wut ur sayin later tho ._. (but this is English silly!!!!) British people speak scottish or welsh or w/e it is... :3
                                ι киσω тнαт ι'м α ρɾïṉсεṡṡ
                                му fαтнєя ιѕ тнє ќïṉģ σf ќïṉģṡ!

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                                  • It's Pink!
                                    Forum Member
                                    Forum Member
                                    • Mar 2011
                                    • 45
                                    #39
                                    Re: Hai Everybody!

                                    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                                    Your signature. It burns, burns I say
                                    Its not on fire tho?????? LOL
                                    ι киσω тнαт ι'м α ρɾïṉсεṡṡ
                                    му fαтнєя ιѕ тнє ќïṉģ σf ќïṉģṡ!

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                                      • Andre-Bartholomew
                                        Unsaved trash, pretending to be a snail gulper
                                        • Mar 2011
                                        • 103
                                        #40
                                        Re: Hai Everybody!

                                        Originally posted by SUV View Post
                                        This could be arranged, and quite possibly very soon

                                        ooh that would be wondefull

                                        and to Pink. Yes i'm French ^^

                                        God's blessings.

                                        Andre
                                        I'm Alpha and Omega. The begining and the end.

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                                          • SUV
                                            True Christian™ Princess
                                            The Driving Force behind RA12
                                            Have at it, anytime!
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 11027
                                            #41
                                            Re: Hai Everybody!

                                            Originally posted by It's Pink! View Post
                                            Do u talk about devil musik or eggs or having kids??????
                                            We once showed the album cover of when Godly Pat Boone went "heavy metal" but so many Sisters were damaged forever upon seeing this Abomination we don't discuss that sort of thing any more

                                            However, we Certainly do like to talk about Babies, usually referring to them as "Future Soldiers for Our Lord"

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