[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: I need help

If all you want is a sexless, momogamous relationship just hook up with a real woman that looks like a guy. It may be a bit bumpy at first, but all opposite sex marriages soon turn sexless, just be patient for a few years. You can even make your girl look more manly by telling her she looks great with shorter hair styles, then gradually keep telling her 'a bit shorter' until she has a shaven head or at least a butch. If you are a true conservative as you claim, many women on dating services look like Rush Limbaugh, or at least have similar physiques.

[NoFriendofGod]

Re: I need help

I'm independent, can't stand political parties.
And butch girls scare me.
Crap, at least Hell is warm...

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: I need help

Well, that's the thing, I don't want sex. Call me crazy, but I want a long lasting monogamous relationship. I suppose that just by wanting that I'm crazy, because most gay guys I know are the lustful, substance abusing, God hating, manwhores that everyone stereotypes them to be. Hence why I want to remain a sober virgin. Unless, however unlikely this may be, I meet another guy like myself, but odds are I'll be single, sober, and virgin for the remainder of my life. So if that's not good enough to avoid damnation, then I don't know what to do, but hey, it could be worse;
I could be a liberal.

You may have overcomplicated this whole matter. You just want a same sex partner, no sex just friendship? Maybe you are just looking for a fishing, hunting or video game friend? I suggest you find a good Christian, Baptist friend at church and don't even bring up the sex stuff. If you befriend a Christian Baptist, your chances are much better that he won't sodomise you on a fishing trip, no guarantees, but much better chances.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I need help

I'm independent, can't stand political parties.
And butch girls scare me.
Crap, at least Hell is warm...

I just love it when you repulsive queers make flippant comments like "hell is nice and warm" and "I'm sure all the interesting people will be down in hell" and so on.

I've got news for you, punk; It ain't a pink tea party down there. Jesus has some surprises waiting for you in the eternal lake of fire. You won't enjoy it one bit, but I can promise you that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn.

"He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision." Psalm 2:4