[Cursed]

Re: Lost sheep in search of Shepard

Dear Lesser Friend,

You have the makings of a True Christian™ Jurist! I am thinking of pioneering the following defense for a brother recently accused of fulfilling the Holy Writ with respect to a sodomite:

God hates gays. God kills gays. We are the instruments of God. You don't send an instrument to jail. When someone shoots another person, you don't try the gun and send it to jail. Therefore, unless God is joined and properly served as a defendant, the trial of my client cannot proceed.

We'll see... Fingers crossed...

Yours in Him,
BAB

Does that mean I could actually enter Freehold city limits as a jurist?

Oh my goodness I am giggling so much I just wet myself a little tiny bit!

Praise God! HALLELUJAH!

[Bible Student]

Re: Lost sheep in search of Shepard

Originally Posted by Cursed
It's okay to kill homosexuals, as a matter of fact, it's our duty! Praise God!

We also have to follow secular law though, so I guess killing that faggot was sort of bad, but not really bad. Like, not as bad as being a faggot for sure!

Dear Lesser Friend,

You have the makings of a True Christian™ Jurist! I am thinking of pioneering the following defense for a brother recently accused of fulfilling the Holy Writ with respect to a sodomite:

God hates gays. God kills gays. We are the instruments of God. You don't send an instrument to jail. When someone shoots another person, you don't try the gun and send it to jail. Therefore, unless God is joined and properly served as a defendant, the trial of my client cannot proceed.

We'll see... Fingers crossed...

Yours in Him,
BAB

I pray your case gets heard in a God-fearing jurisdiction. If that be so, I hope you can publish the transcript here. If it be held in a heathen jurisdiction, I think I would cry too much to be able to read the words.

[natewatson]

Re: Lost sheep in search of Shepard

Let me get this right, with your own ignorance you will counsel others and lead them astray? That is wicked.

Reading your reply, I am lifted by the Lord.

You are one of the few beings walking this Earth with all the answers.

You do not have one answer, or reply of your own thought, or logic.

Instead you are only able to post quotes from other posters, that quote the Bible. God Bless you for not carrying your own independent thought or reasoning. No one is questioning the gospel, just your "Quote" happy keyboard.

Ah, I see. So you are filled with pride; you are haughty?

Again you decide to attack me, instead of council me. You take my posts as pride, I take them as humble. I give OUR Lord Jesus Christ all of the credit to anything I can put on paper, or on the Computer.

Wanting to help another of Jesus's flock, has nothing to do with Pride, it has to do with human emotion. A responsibility Jesus has entrusted to his People.

Unless you repent of your behavior I am afraid you will go the way of Sodom and Gomorrah.

Ezekiel 16:49-50 -- Behold, this was the iniquity of thy sister Sodom, pride, fulness of bread, and abundance of idleness was in her and in her daughters, neither did she strengthen the hand of the poor and needy. And they were haughty, and committed abomination before me: therefore I took them away as I saw good

To you specifically, do not worry about my fate with the Lord. This I trust will be between my Savior, and myself. You will not have any input in that intimate conversation.

Your responses border on Heretic. You mis-use the Lord's word. You offer nothing to the sheep. Instead you take PRIDE in abusing the flock. This is the work of Satan, not our Lord. Satan takes pride in ridiculing people, making them feel less then worthy to talk to our Lord. Does this make you feel better?

To the rest of you who help to improve the lives of Jesus's followers, God Bless.

[natewatson]

Re: Lost sheep in search of Shepard

Well it appears Bible Student is researching more intelligent posters previous comments to yet again assail me, I do appreciate the other posters replies in attempt to help me.

Maybe I can create a new thread in order to discuss my issues free of "Bible Students" typical anti-Lord rhetoric in order to make him/her-self look better to the "Pastors" of this message board.

Since it is obvious "Bible Student" is not here to help, but here to Judge those that the Lord is obviously more then capable to Judge.

Read the Bible, kissing ass never got you anywhere.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Lost sheep in search of Shepard

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Lost sheep in search of Shepard

Read the Bible, kissing ass never got you anywhere.

Dear Friend,

These Godly forums constitute a church. Please only say here what you'd feel comfortable whispering into the ear of Sweet Baby Jesus.

I'm pretty sure Sweet Baby Jesus would slap you across the face for some things you've said, like this talk about French kissing buttocks. Think on it.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[natewatson]

Re: Lost sheep in search of Shepard

Dear Friend,

These Godly forums constitute a church. Please only say here what you'd feel comfortable whispering into the ear of Sweet Baby Jesus.

I'm pretty sure Sweet Baby Jesus would slap you across the face for some things you've said, like this talk about French kissing buttocks. Think on it.

Yours in Him,
BAB

Thank you for the clarification. I did not know these forums were held in such regard.

Knowing such I would have never uttered such words of disrespect.

Bob, I'm serious! You have taken an interest in my postings, I appreciate this! Can you please HELP ME!?

[natewatson]

Re: Lost sheep in search of Shepard

*SIGH*

I just want to be right with the Lord.

I do not want to argue, complain, cry, about this.

If you can offer help to make me right, I am all for it.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Lost sheep in search of Shepard

Dear Friend,

Can you please HELP ME!?

Since you say that, I'd like you to read and seriously pray on the following Scripture, from 2 Kings 6:26-30:

26 And as the king of Israel was passing by upon the wall, there cried a woman unto him, saying, Help, my lord, O king.

27 And he said, If the LORD do not help thee, whence shall I help thee? out of the barnfloor, or out of the winepress?

28 And the king said unto her, What aileth thee? And she answered, This woman said unto me, Give thy son, that we may eat him to day, and we will eat my son to morrow.

29 So we boiled my son, and did eat him: and I said unto her on the next day, Give thy son, that we may eat him: and she hath hid her son.

30 And it came to pass, when the king heard the words of the woman, that he rent his clothes; and he passed by upon the wall, and the people looked, and, behold, he had sackcloth within upon his flesh.

If you are truly open to the blessings of the Holy Spirit, the dear Lord Christ should help you understand this directly applicable passage. Please really try to hear His voice, and harden not your heart.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Lost sheep in search of Shepard

*SIGH*

I just want to be right with the Lord.

I do not want to argue, complain, cry, about this.

If you can offer help to make me right, I am all for it.

Try going to church instead of playing mindgames with poor deluded souls. You haven't even properly introduced yourself, boy!

And you haven't read the threads we send your way, either!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Lost sheep in search of Shepard

Good grief, I go try and get a little work done and all heck breaks loose!

Lost_brother, I would suggest that you swallow your pride and apologize GENUINELY to Bible Student for your slanderous comments to and about him. He is quite possibly the most biblically knowledgeable person here, and is also a world-class bass fisherman.

You seem to vacillate with your sincerity and commitment, so I will leave you with this Bible verse in the hope that it will help you to decide to become a better Christian:

(1 Timothy 6:4-5) "He is proud, knowing nothing, but doting about questions and strifes of words, whereof cometh envy, strife, railings, evil surmisings, Perverse disputings of men of corrupt minds, and destitute of the truth, supposing that gain is godliness: from such withdraw thyself."

Sincerely,

Z. Smyth

[Bible Student]

Re: Lost sheep in search of Shepard

Originally Posted by Bible Student
Let me get this right, with your own ignorance you will counsel others and lead them astray? That is wicked.

Reading your reply, I am lifted by the Lord.

Your symptoms are the result of eating too many beans. You aren't really rising though you might be a little light in the head

You are one of the few beings walking this Earth with all the answers.

All the answers I need are to be found in the 1611 King James Bible

You do not have one answer, or reply of your own thought, or logic.

Could you put that in American for us? You kind of farted all over the sentence structure and logic with that line.

Instead you are only able to post quotes from other posters, that quote the Bible. God Bless you for not carrying your own independent thought or reasoning. No one is questioning the gospel, just your "Quote" happy keyboard.

From which posters do you think I quoted?

Again you decide to attack me, instead of council me.

It is easy to see why you think counseling someone like yourself is an attack. After all, it is you who came here for help and before he got it decided to counsel others with his ignorance.

You take my posts as pride,

Res ipsa loquitur. Weren't you the one who came here pretending to seek counsel and find answers? But instead you, Unsaved Trash, decided that you didn't need any advice and counsel but decided to give it to another, a True Christian™ at that. Do you have any idea of what it takes to become a True Christian™, the dedication, the study, the prayer? If you don't see pride in that behavior, that is an indication of your pride and haughtiness itself.

I take them as humble. I give OUR Lord Jesus Christ all of the credit to anything I can put on paper, or on the Computer.

Wanting to help another of Jesus's flock, has nothing to do with Pride, it has to do with human emotion. A responsibility Jesus has entrusted to his People.

Would you take it as pride if somebody were to put himself above Baby Jesus, above the Wisdom of the Christ Child? You placed yourself above the wisdom of not one but several True Christians™. And yet you pretend not to be filled with pride. But I see you for what you are:

προσεχετε απο των ψευδοπροφητων οιτινες ερχονται προς υμας εν ενδυμασιν προβατων εσωθεν δε εισιν λυκοι αρπαγες

εγω οιδα οτι εισελευσονται μετα την αφιξιν μου λυκοι βαρεις εις υμας μη φειδομενοι του ποιμνιου

To you specifically, do not worry about my fate with the Lord.

You mean that we should not concern ourselves with the mission statement of Landover Baptist Church and our instruction by Jesus Himself?

Matthew 28:19-20 -- Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost: Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you alway, even unto the end of the world. Amen.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5610

This I trust will be between my Savior, and myself. You will not have any input in that intimate conversation.

Your responses border on Heretic. You mis-use the Lord's word.

Yours is a curious definition of misuse and Heretic. I quoted scripture. Lost brother, you can redefine a traffic light signal to mean that red means go. However you are going to be on a collision course with reality. If you want to redefine words then make up new ones. Perhaps you should think about this:

Humpty Dumpty took the book and looked at it carefully. `That seems to be done right --' he began.

`You're holding it upside down!' Alice interrupted.

`To be sure I was!' Humpty Dumpty said gaily as she turned it round for him. `I thought it looked a little queer. As I was saying, that seems to be done right -- though I haven't time to look it over thoroughly just now -- and that shows that there are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents --'

`Certainly,' said Alice.

`And only one for birthday presents, you know. There's glory for you!'

`I don't know what you mean by "glory",' Alice said.

Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously. `Of course you don't -- till I tell
you. I meant "there's a nice knock-down argument for you!"'

`But "glory" doesn't mean "a nice knock-down argument",' Alice objected.

`When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, `it
means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less.'

`The question is,' said Alice, `whether you can make words mean so many
different things.'

`The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, `which is to be master -- that's
all.'

You offer nothing to the sheep. Instead you take PRIDE in abusing the flock.

Psychologists call your behavior and accusations mirroring. They might say you are bordering on paranoid ideation. But all that hogwash aside you are probably just demon possessed

This is the work of Satan, not our Lord. Satan takes pride in ridiculing people, making them feel less then worthy to talk to our Lord. Does this make you feel better?

See? There it is again. Take to heart:

דברי פי־חכם חן ושפתות כסיל תבלענו

To the rest of you who help to improve the lives of Jesus's followers, God Bless.

Writes the poseur.

[Fryer Good Shepherd]

Re: Lost sheep in search of Shepard

I understand there are many members of the flock who are lost, looking for our Shepard.

Wel stop looking then.
let me be your shepherd!

[It's Pink!]

Re: Lost sheep in search of Shepard

OMG!!!!

you can tell hes a sinner just by the title!!!!!! He seeks not a Shepherd of the lord but rather the vile SHEPARD.

U might know who I'm talking about (he is the star of the vile 'game' series mass effect!) I WILL NOT BE TEMPTED BY YOU!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Lost sheep in search of Shepard

I was a licensed Emergency Medical Technician (Praise be to the Lord) and have dealt with situations somewhat similar to this.

How did you come to lose your license?

Since it is obvious "Bible Student" is not here to help, but here to Judge those that the Lord is obviously more then capable to Judge.

Read the Bible, kissing ass never got you anywhere.

Lost, please have a little understanding.

This is a Christian church's discussion forum. In spite of this, it brings in hundreds, if not thousands, of visitors per day. (Look at the bottom of the index page to see how many people are currently online.)

Of those, usually about 25 decide to join. Daily.

Of the 25,

• 10 are spammers here to hawk Viagra or sex toys. You never see them because they are deleted.
• 5 are screaming atheists or raging homosexuals.
• 4 are liberal False Christians who have never read the Bible, and insist that God loves everybody, and that nobody goes to Hell.
• 3 are atheists pretending to be Bible-believing Christians to mock us.
• 1 is pretending to be a missionary trying to move wealth out of Nigeria to a receptive church who will pay him a transfer fee.
• 1 is a non-Christian of some sort -- usually a Wiccan or a Goth.

Perhaps one new member per month is an actual Bible-believing Christian.

I'm sure you can understand that all newcomers are regarded with some suspicion. When someone claims to be a Bible-believing Christian and cannot back up his claims with Scripture, it nearly always means that he is an atheist trying to mock God.