[JennyD]

Re: Hello from a Buddhist

I wonder what manner of koan a Tibetan Buddhist would come up with?

Something about lamas pulling the wool over one's eyes, I'd wager.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello from a Buddhist

You know, I think this fellow is pulling our leg. They don't even have electricity in Tibet, much less computers!

Nice one, pal. You really had us going.

[IamBuddhist]

Re: Hello from a Buddhist

Use your common sense. You can follow any tradition from any country if there temples or monks or any teachers. There are a lot over here in England.

[Deaner]

Re: Hello from a Buddhist

Use your common sense. You can follow any tradition from any country if there temples or monks or any teachers. There are a lot over here in England.

Oh Christ; an english tibetan monk. What kind of drugs did you grow up on weirdo?

[IamBuddhist]

Re: Hello from a Buddhist

I never said I was a monk. I'm a lay follower.

[IamBuddhist]

Re: Hello from a Buddhist

Also I am not a Tibetan person, I'm English, before you get any other stupid ideas.

[Deaner]

Re: Hello from a Buddhist

Also I am not a Tibetan person, I'm English

Does it not tell you something about the buddhists when they accept pasty skinned alcoholics with bad teeth into their cult? You can't be on the right path friend; open your eyes.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello from a Buddhist

Also I am not a Tibetan person, I'm English, before you get any other stupid ideas.

Well I'll go along with that; being English IS a stupid idea.

But I'm wondering, if you're sch a big Boodister (or whatever you call yourselves), why don't you set yourself on fire like that chink in your avatar did?

And put it on youtube so we can see it, or else we won't believe you.

[Frater Matthias]

Re: Hello from a Buddhist

Also I am not a Tibetan person, I'm English, before you get any other stupid ideas.

Don't bother trying to reason with them, mate. Because it's anything but possible.

[chingmao]

Re: Hello from a Buddhist

chinks are gay

[Frater Matthias]

Re: Hello from a Buddhist

So says the guy with a "chink" as his avatar. Most intriguing.

[JennyD]

Re: Hello from a Buddhist

So says the guy with a "chink" as his avatar. Most intriguing.

He happens to be a Homersexual from China. Twice-damned, if you ask me. Or if you don't.

BTW, the proper term is not "chink", but "quink".

[IamBuddhist]

Re: Hello from a Buddhist

I am a 16 year old boy so I can't find any reason to burn myself alive, Pastor Ezekiel.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello from a Buddhist

I am a 16 year old boy so I can't find any reason to burn myself alive, Pastor Ezekiel.

And now you are a banned 16 year old boy. Why did you lie about your age to gain access to our Godly forum? Is that another common teaching of your fat chink "god" boodar? To lie to whitey and sneak into his forum to spit upon the loving brow of Jesus?

Come back when you reach 18, if Jesus lets you live that long. Which isn't likely.

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: Hello from a Buddhist

In the name of Christ, you should not register for the forum unless you are at least 18. It is a rule written in stone -- or at least on posterboard -- by our Elder Council. It is a transgression.

Remember not the sins of my youth, nor my transgressions: according to thy mercy remember thou me for thy goodness' sake, O LORD. Psalm 25:7

Meditate long upon this.

Goychik asked Mikao, "What is more efficacious than the medidations of a thousand Bhodisattvas?" And Mikao answered, "Cement overshoes!"

The sage Humdingar met a monk on the road to Crystal Mountain. "What is the jewel in the lotus?" he asked the monk, and without hesitation the monk replied "You have stepped in dog dirt."

Remove out of the midst of Babylon, and go forth out of the land of the Chaldeans, and be as the he goats before the flocks. Jeremiah 50:8

Come back, young fellow, when you can travel as the lung-gompa from Sheffield to Liverpool in a single hour.

~~ OEJ