[SadSightSeer]

Re: Hello from a Buddhist

He happens to be a Homersexual from China. Twice-damned, if you ask me.

Does being born in China ensures ones damnation from the start? Am I being already damned that I was born in Romania and not in the land of the holy United States of America?!?!

OH MY GOD?! IS SALVATION SO OUT OF REACH FOR ME??? WHHHHYYYYYYY?!!!!!!

[Wide-Open]

Re: Hello from a Buddhist

Does being born in China ensures ones damnation from the start? Am I being already damned that I was born in Romania and not in the land of the holy United States of America?!?!

OH MY GOD?! IS SALVATION SO OUT OF REACH FOR ME??? WHHHHYYYYYYY?!!!!!!

Friend, like me, you can become an Ex-Foreigner. The process isn't easy, lots of paperwork involved, total brainwashing immersion, learning to speak without funny accents (i.e.: AMERICAN!) and watching Fox News for months on end, learn to really love GW Bush, and a strong desire to kill all Mooslims of this earth. After a while, you start to have the urge to build a fence everytime you see a Messican.

And that's just for starters. The rest of the process is protected by the DOF, so I can't divulge no more.

Asking JESUS to completely fill you with his love makes this process worth while though. You end up with both Salvation® AND a Greencard.

Do it now, because Jesus might smite you any day now!

I hope this puts you on the Right Path.

YIC

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hello from a Buddhist

He happens to be a Homersexual from China. Twice-damned, if you ask me. Or if you don't.

BTW, the proper term is not "chink", but "quink".

Is it true that homorientals have sideways rear ends?

[SUV]

Re: Hello from a Buddhist

BOO!!!

heheheheheheheheheheheheh

PS Brother Jack, your poetry made me "hot" - please don't do any more!

[james13]

Re: Hello from a Buddhist

I seriously believe this forum must be shut down. It is a hive of racism, anti-semitism, homophobia and complete hatred of all other religions. You have no right to display these messages of hatred and lets hope this forum will soon be gone.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Hello from a Buddhist

I seriously believe this forum must be shut down. It is a hive of racism, anti-semitism, homophobia and complete hatred of all other religions. You have no right to display these messages of hatred and lets hope this forum will soon be gone.

Son, are you lost in the head? We don't allow things like racism on our boards. Maybe you read something posted by one of our heathen guests. They put all kinds of hate messages on here. Post a link to the thread that made you so upset. The mods may have missed it.

[SUV]

Re: Hello from a Buddhist

Jesus is going to get him for accusing Landover Baptist of being racy!!!

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Hello from a Buddhist

Dear Friend,

I seriously believe this forum must be shut down...You have no right to display these messages...

It may surprise you to learn that we live in the United States of America, where the government is not allowed to tell people what they can and can't say. If freedom of speech is too much for you to handle, if you feel a childish need to gag people who disagree rather than engage them in debate, you are of course free to leave.

What always strikes me about the people who want to shut us down is that they are the exact same people who in other contexts will blab on and on about the sanctity of constitutional rights. The liberal believes that speech should be free... for those who don't upset him too badly.



Yours in Him,
bab (America's Greatest Hero)

[Justin Bill]

Re: Hello from a Buddhist

I seriously believe this forum must be shut down. It is a hive of racism, anti-semitism, homophobia and complete hatred of all other religions. You have no right to display these messages of hatred and lets hope this forum will soon be gone.

So what is your question?

When the apocolypse happens, you won't have to worry about us any more, we will all be eating cream cheese on are american bread circles(christian bagels), watching the angels play Jesus in baseball, and you will be stuck in a Full House rerun in hell.

[james13]

Re: Hello from a Buddhist

Nothing about openly criticizing other religions or posting abuse about ethnic minorities seems rational to me...

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hello from a Buddhist

Nothing about openly criticizing other religions or posting abuse about ethnic minorities seems rational to me...

You are openly criticizing our faith and posting abuse about us. By your very own words, this means you are irrational. Have you spoken to a pastor to help you deal with your irrational behavior (or, if you insist on secularity, a psychiatrist)?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hello from a Buddhist

I seriously believe this forum must be shut down. It is a hive of racism, anti-semitism, homophobia and complete hatred of all other religions. You have no right to display these messages of hatred and lets hope this forum will soon be gone.

I too hope that this forum will soon be gone when Jesus calls us all home to glory before starting an extensive and eternal programme of vicious torture for everyone who denies his divinity. What do you think about the idea of demons who resemble Beth Ditto off the Gossip urinating scalding acid directly into your eyes? Because that's what you can expect if you're going to carry on with these hateful bigoted attacks on Christ. And where is there any racism on Landover? And have you ever considered the possibility that maybe we wouldn't be "anti-semitic" "homo""phobes" if queer Yids hadn't killed Christ? Have you ever even thought of thinking?

Nothing about openly criticizing other religions or posting abuse about ethnic minorities seems rational to me...

What? Criticising other religions seems irrational to you? Would you rather we just pretended that strapping towels to your head and worshipping the Pope and blowing yourself up on an aeroplane is a perfectly valid way to get into Heaven?

[Brother McGregor]

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Nothing about openly criticizing other religions or posting abuse about ethnic minorities seems rational to me...

What you on about willis?
Please desist in criticising Baptist faith here. It is as most people know, the only true faith.

I do not see anyone abusing anyone else. I see strong firm council and people lighting the way for others. If you are not a Christian, a true Christian (not one of these fake politically correct phony christians) then you would know we are doing exactly what we are supposed to be doing.

Are you so bigoted that you attack faith and belief?

[Justin Bill]

Re: Hello from a Buddhist

Nothing about openly criticizing other religions or posting abuse about ethnic minorities seems rational to me...

is this a question or a under the breath remark?

what is it you are trying to find out about us?

What do you have against homosexuals and people of different ethnic heritage?

if you really want to change our minds, then lets start a dialogue about what your issues with landover are. I don't really think you understand what we are about, I would suggest reading the rest of the website and then asking questions about what you don't understand.

I just remember as a child, telling my mormon parents that i really wanted to get to sesame street, and could they tell me how to get there.

with Landover, I have something better, freehold Iowa, the modern day mecca!!

you may think we are some kind of Dorks, but we are really cool and hip in our own way, and perhaps we could be described as RAD by some outsiders.

Remember son, this is bat country

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hello from a Buddhist

is this a question or a under the breath remark?

what is it you are trying to find out about us?

What do you have against homosexuals and people of different ethnic heritage?

if you really want to change our minds, then lets start a dialogue about what your issues with landover are. I don't really think you understand what we are about, I would suggest reading the rest of the website and then asking questions about what you don't understand.

I just remember as a child, telling my mormon parents that i really wanted to get to sesame street, and could they tell me how to get there.

As far as I recall, the Mormon cult promise their deluded followers that when they die, they each get a Sesame Street to rule over, and that they get to use their multiple wives to give birth to an army of human/Jim Henson puppet hybrids to populate it. They are truly doomed.