[Cheshire]

Re: Hello from a bride-to-be

You know, Ben and Miss Victoria, let's talk frankly. The warning signs for a troubled relationship practically explode in my face with every sentence you write. I mean, we've got drunks, Christian apostasy, feminazism, incipient homersexuality -- And verrrry little indication of remorse. Why don't you just lay it all out on the table and, on top of everything else, confess to your furniture-breaking abandonment of Godly purity. That way, the other Pastors and I will at least know how to best advise you in resurrecting your shattered lives.

Maybe she's a Godless feminazi troll. with a fake "husband".

[The Widow Anna]

Re: Hello from a bride-to-be

Maybe she's a Godless feminazi troll. with a fake "husband".

As far as I know, none of the Pastors yet own a copy of your marriage certificate, nor does your title on these forums inform me that you've found God. Perhaps the same could be said of you? However, if either is to be refuted by another True Christian™, I do apologise. You just seem like the kind of women not to use enough starch in the laundry though, so I'll just note that I'm keeping an eye on you and your shirt-collars.