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  • AlexChris3
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Mar 2011
    • 3

    #1

    Hi everyone, GOD!!!

    Yeah idiots, homosexuals are equal, the bible is just a book and you are idiots with no trace of culture or education. I dont believe in God, and if i was to choose a religion i would prefer budhism, it is a much more meaningfull religion with much more knoledge and with no hate at all. I dont believe in God but i treat others with respect and i help people all around me, something you dont do. If you believe so much in heaven why dont you do something to deserve it? Go to Japan and help, then those reverends and pastors who make tons of money out of ignorance should donate all of that money to charity. Stop believing in shit and accept everyone as they are.
  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #2
    Re: Hi everyone, GOD!!!

    Originally posted by AlexChris3 View Post
    Yeah idiots, homosexuals are equal, the bible is just a book and you are idiots with no trace of culture or education. I dont believe in God, and if i was to choose a religion i would prefer budhism, it is a much more meaningfull religion with much more knoledge and with no hate at all. I dont believe in God but i treat others with respect and i help people all around me, something you dont do. If you believe so much in heaven why dont you do something to deserve it? Go to Japan and help, then those reverends and pastors who make tons of money out of ignorance should donate all of that money to charity. Stop believing in shit and accept everyone as they are.
    Read the rest of what you wrote, then read what I bolded.

    You're either a hypocrite or a liar. Which is it?
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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #3
      Re: Hi everyone, GOD!!!

      Welcome friend, why all the hate?

      Can't we have our differences and just get along? I mean for the few short years we are on Earth, why must you be so negative? Eventually, you will die be among your own kind in Hell but until then, turn that frown upside down!

      By the way, not 'beleiving in shit' is like constipation. Funny until it happens to you, then it is deadly serious.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Zechariah Smyth
        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 15251

        #4
        Re: Hi everyone, GOD!!!

        Originally posted by AlexChris3 View Post
        Yeah idiots, homosexuals are equal, the bible is just a book and you are idiots with no trace of culture or education. I dont believe in God, and if i was to choose a religion i would prefer budhism, it is a much more meaningfull religion with much more knoledge and with no hate at all. I dont believe in God but i treat others with respect and i help people all around me, something you dont do. If you believe so much in heaven why dont you do something to deserve it? Go to Japan and help, then those reverends and pastors who make tons of money out of ignorance should donate all of that money to charity. Stop believing in shit and accept everyone as they are.
        I suppose you are unaware of Landover Baptist's massive effort to deliver thousands and thousands of waterproof KJV Bibles to the area.



        Yours in Christ,

        Z. Smyth
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        • Alphonse Alban
          Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
           
          • Feb 2011
          • 5724

          #5
          Re: Hi everyone, GOD!!!

          Welcome again.

          What a wonderfully obedient human you are. This is third account Jesus has tould you to make. You are just missing the point a bit still.

          We are friendliest people in friendliest forum of internet. No need for hate here.

          Maybe you get it right the fourth time He makes you do the account.

          Glory!

          Yours in Christ,

          Alphonse.

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #6
            Re: Hi everyone, GOD!!!

            Originally posted by AlexChris3 View Post
            Yeah idiots, homosexuals are equal, the bible is just a book and you are idiots with no trace of culture or education. I dont believe in God, and if i was to choose a religion i would prefer budhism, it is a much more meaningfull religion with much more knoledge and with no hate at all. I dont believe in God but i treat others with respect and i help people all around me, something you dont do. If you believe so much in heaven why dont you do something to deserve it? Go to Japan and help, then those reverends and pastors who make tons of money out of ignorance should donate all of that money to charity. Stop believing in shit and accept everyone as they are.
            Wow, you've convinced me.

            This is by far the most powerful argument for atheism I've ever read!
            You show us how cultured you are by attacking us, calling us names for not sharing your disbelief.

            You demonstrate your obviously superior education through misspellings (like "meaningfull", "knoledge", "dont", "budhism") and an inability to write coherent sentences.

            Finally, you demonstrate tolerance and respect for the free will of others by ordering us to "stop believing in shit" and to deny God's commands and "accept everyone as they are". I assume "everyone" includes rapists, serial killers, and child molesters . . . all sorts of people atheists unquestioningly accept as they are.
            Oh, I believe I've made a typo above:

            This is by far the most powerful argument for imprisoning and exterminating unAmerican, freedom-hating, religious liberty-despising, bigoted atheists after barring them from any elected office and confiscating their property I've ever read!
            Yes, that's what I meant to say.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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