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  • #31
    Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

    blaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
    uga uga uga uga
    whooooooooooooooo

    I hope that got your attention. i try to meet halfway.
    If you're so fired up to kick evil butt, why aren't you in Afghanistan? or Iraq?
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • #32
      Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

      Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
      Pardon me for asking, but do you happen to own an NSX?
      I'm an AMERICAN!!!! BORN A RAISED IN DETROIT!!!!! HARDENED and TESTED amoung the hordes of negroes and latinos!!!! I don't own any NSX!!!!!! I don't drive anything that was made by people who'd worship the steel it was made out of because they think a spirit lives in it!!!!

      RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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      • #33
        Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

        Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
        blaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
        uga uga uga uga
        whooooooooooooooo

        I hope that got your attention. i try to meet halfway.
        If you're so fired up to kick evil butt, why aren't you in Afghanistan? or Iraq?
        If the Clinton heifer takes office and ARMAGGEDON starts it'll be hardly worth it with the ROAR OF BATTLE be EVERYWHERE!!!! Could you imagine any decent MAN serving in our proud and noble armed forces ultimatelty taking orders from SLICK WILLY'S LESBIAN BULLDYKE!?!?!?! It's un-christian!!!!!!

        AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

        Rules of ENGAGEMENT?(What? Am I gonna marry the towel heads) LAW of ARMED CONFLICT?!?!?!(LAW and CONFLICT DON"T MIX!!) BAH!!! ALL MUST DIE!!!! TALIBAN!!! AFGHAN CITIZENS!!! AFGHAN SCHOOL CHILDREN!!!! THEIR CATTLE!!!! ALL MOON WORSHIPPERS MUST PARRISH WITHOUT HESITATION AND LET THEIR LANDS BE SALTED!!!!!

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        • #34
          Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

          Originally posted by Vayhr of the Warhost View Post
          GRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!! KINKY!!!!

          Do not be deceived!!!! I won't take that spanking without a fight and I'd be disappointed if you took the one I'd give you without a fight!!! Women should be STRONG to compliment a STRONG man. Women should be like AMAZONS... save for the muff diving, excessive body hair, plaid, Hillary Clinton supporting, and man hating!!!
          GLORY!!
          A RRRReeeaaaallll man who ticks some of the boxes!

          From what you say here I do believe your intentions are honorable.

          Now, as far as the ticking of your boxes Mr Vaaarrrhhhyyyrrrgggghhhhh (can I call you Tiger?)
          I think there is a distinct possibility that Amazonian, fighting and Baking a good Pie have always been some of my greatest assets.

          Virginal.................... well.....erm...I.... I guess I'm what you call "Born again" so that just HAS to be a YES!!!

          I think we need to get together for some Bible study and Wrestling followed by a good Spanking for good "afters".

          Waddya say............... Tigerrrrrrrrr

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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          • #35
            Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

            Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
            GLORY!!
            A RRRReeeaaaallll man who ticks some of the boxes!

            From what you say here I do believe your intentions are honorable.

            Now, as far as the ticking of your boxes Mr Vaaarrrhhhyyyrrrgggghhhhh (can I call you Tiger?)
            I think there is a distinct possibility that Amazonian, fighting and Baking a good Pie have always been some of my greatest assets.

            Virginal.................... well.....erm...I.... I guess I'm what you call "Born again" so that just HAS to be a YES!!!

            I think we need to get together for some Bible study and Wrestling followed by a good Spanking for good "afters".

            Waddya say............... Tigerrrrrrrrr
            It would be a pleasure to join you in Bible Study!!!! However, there is the issue of getting past the gates. I attempted to gain access to the rather LARGE gated community of Freehold about a week ago. I did not have a residency pass nor a "workers permit". PERMIT!!!! BAH!!! Like I'm some Mexican border crossing illegal who needs a PERMIT!!!! I had the right mind to pull my 7.25 foot light weight alloy long sword and carve those toy cops a new frown - RIGHT THROUGH THEIR LIVER, STOMACH, and PANCREAS!!!! But then I realized they were just doing their jobs. What if some nutcase showed up wanting entrance? They can't just let anyone in. You just never know these days.

            Can you help me get in? I'd hate to drive all the way from to be turned away again. I just want to worship in fellowship with other like-minded Christians.

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            • #36
              Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

              Originally posted by Vayhr of the Warhost View Post
              ALL MOON WORSHIPPERS MUST PARRISH
              We're working on it.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • #37
                Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

                Originally posted by Vayhr of the Warhost View Post
                Can you help me get in? I'd hate to drive all the way from to be turned away again. I just want to worship in fellowship with other like-minded Christians.
                Can I call you Tigerrrrrrrrrr? Huh? Can I???

                Look, you just let me know when you're available........... Tiger............... and I'll send a Car down to collect you.
                I'm sure if you a Loving Donation to Jesus in your Purse we can arrange something with the Pastors.
                Make sure you wear something "appropriate" for Wrestling with a True Christian(tm) Lady of Landover.

                It's a good job Studly Bobby Joe wasn't on duty when you tried previously as he would probably have shot you on sight.

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                • #38
                  Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

                  Originally posted by Vayhr of the Warhost View Post
                  Women should be STRONG to compliment a STRONG man. Women should be like AMAZONS...
                  Where in the Bible does it say that, you freakish feminazi?
                  Originally posted by Vayhr of the Warhost View Post
                  If the Clinton heifer takes office and ARMAGGEDON starts it'll be hardly worth it with the ROAR OF BATTLE be EVERYWHERE!!!! Could you imagine any decent MAN serving in our proud and noble armed forces ultimatelty taking orders from SLICK WILLY'S LESBIAN BULLDYKE!?!?!?! It's un-christian!!!!!!
                  As a decent Christian, I find it impossible to imagine Hellary winning. How could an omnipotent, loving God allow such a thing to happen? If you ask me, finding it possible to imagine Hillary winning is tantamount to doubting GOD.
                  ALL MOON WORSHIPPERS MUST PARRISH WITHOUT HESITATION AND LET THEIR LANDS BE SALTED!!!!!
                  Parish? Is that not some kind of Anglican thing? Are you trying to say you want the mudswines to go to church with you?
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • #39
                    Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

                    I'm not entirely sure, but I think that "salting the land" is also rather frowned upon by the Lord:

                    Genesis 38:9
                    And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                    • #40
                      Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

                      Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                      Can I call you Tigerrrrrrrrrr? Huh? Can I???

                      Look, you just let me know when you're available........... Tiger............... and I'll send a Car down to collect you.
                      I'm sure if you a Loving Donation to Jesus in your Purse we can arrange something with the Pastors.
                      Make sure you wear something "appropriate" for Wrestling with a True Christian™ Lady of Landover.

                      It's a good job Studly Bobby Joe wasn't on duty when you tried previously as he would probably have shot you on sight.
                      I'LL BE THERE!!! TUESDAY!!!! Seven... PM!!!!
                      The TITHE has already been made...

                      LET THE TRUE CHRISTIAN FELLOWSHIP COMENSE!!!!

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                      • #41
                        Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

                        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                        I'm not entirely sure, but I think that "salting the land" is also rather frowned upon by the Lord:

                        Genesis 38:9
                        And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.
                        EEGHHH!!!... You're a weirdo.

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                        • #42
                          Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

                          Originally posted by Vera of the Warthogs View Post
                          I'LL BE THERE!!! TUESDAY!!!! Seven... PM!!!!
                          The TITHE has already been made...


                          LET THE TRUE CHRISTIAN FELLOWSHIP COMENSE!!!!
                          Oh, dear.

                          Sister Talitha, I do believe our Lezbean friend here wishes to share her time of the month with you.

                          I told you before, Vera, Godly Christian women shut themselves AWAY from everyone during their unclean time!
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                          • #43
                            Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

                            WOW!!!(and I don't mean World of Warcraft)

                            Prayer and Bible study was amazing. The Lord does work in mysterious ways. And now, after having visited your wonderful community, I fill... relieved and relaxed. It's like I'm hearing the birds sing for the first time. I can't wipe this smile of my face. Thank you Sister Talitha for schooling me in the ways fo our Lord and Savior. Although a mere woman, your knowledge of the Bible is exceptional. Now I understand the difference between a True Christian and a christian of convenience. PRAISE JESUS!!!

                            You know, miss Jenny, the Lord seems to have instilled me with the spirit of forgiveness. Your childish comments can't bring me down today. Sorry for mistaking you for a common harlot. Sorry Pastor Ezekial for thinking you were a pillow bitting pretty boy sodomite. And even though I never said anything, sorry Brother Temperance for thinking you were a dirty smelly sub-human polack-jew abomination.

                            Bible Study with a True Christian lady ROCKS!!!

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                            • #44
                              Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

                              Well!!
                              It looks like we've managed to tame a wild beast here Sister J.

                              Mr Vahyr, I'm pleased that you enjoyed our little get together to discuss the finer aspects of True Christian(tm) Worship.
                              I must say you were very enthusiastic (several times) and you are indeed a fine opponent when we Wrestled.
                              I think you still need more help in finding the True meaning(c) of Jesus so perhaps we can have a repeat performance get together again soon.

                              YIC
                              Talitha

                              Sister Talitha

                              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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