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    WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

    I came here before as Feniroc!! FENIROC WAS WEAK AND DEVOID OF SPIRIT!!! FENIROC WAS IGNORANT OF THE TRUTH OF THE BIBLE!!! HE WAS A FOOL!!! A psuedo WANNABE Christian!!!! HaHaHaaaa!!! I've toss World of Warcraft to the four winds. Orcs are DEMONS!!! Truces - unesy or otherwise - with a horde of demon beastmen makes the humans and their Alliance just as copiable!!! I deleted World of Warcraft. Then a burned the game CD's THEN I REINSTALLED MY OPERATING SYSTEM!!! HaHaHAAAAAAA!!!! WWWRRAAAAAGAGGHHHHH!!!! I've had plenty of free time time to read the Holy Bible KJV 1611 very indepth. And I found that our God doesn't run around a cartoonish looking world trying to convert cow people, zombies, a bearded midgets. No, HE wouldn't do that!!!! He'd run around in a world that wasn't cartoonish and wage BLOODY WAR upon the heathens who would not repent and bow before HIM!!! WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHH!!!! HA HAAAA!!!!! Our God is a God of ACTION!!! A God of GRUDGES!!! A GOD OF SWEET CARNAGE!!! A GOD OF WAR!!!! HOOOOOOOWWWWWWWLLLLLLLL!!!!

    Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning will allow me to destroy the cities of the heathen masses who will not bow before my AWESOME GOD!!!! PRAISE!!!! I HEREBY PLEDGE MYSELF TO THE WARHOST OF THE LORD JESUS CHRIST!!!!

    I'm on the book of Joshua as our LORD slashes and gashes his way through the blood, tears, and anguish of His enemies!!! I want to be just like HIM because I want to be perfect. I want to slay all who will not convert and be SAVED!!!! I wish to take up the SWORD OF GOD and be a vessel for HIS will!!!! LET US BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF JESUS TOGETHER IN TRUE CHRISTIAN FELLOWSHIP!!!!

    AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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    Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

    I don't understand a word he said but I think his heart is in the right place.

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    • #3
      Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

      Originally posted by Vayhr of the Warhost View Post
      LET US BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF JESUS TOGETHER IN TRUE CHRISTIAN FELLOWSHIP!!!!
      It is uplifting when somebody finally seems to get it. Coddling homers and sending darkies free food isn't going to solve anything. We need direct, affirmative action and modern weaponry.

      The United States of America WILL take the lead role in ridding the world of heathen trash & Christ mockers. It is our destiny as well as our duty to the greatest God/temporarily dead man that ever lived; Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

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      • #4
        Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

        Originally posted by Vayhr of the Warhost View Post
        Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning will allow me to destroy the cities of the heathen masses who will not bow before my [B]AWESOME GOD!!!! PRAISE!!!!


        AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
        warhammer? I have seen what filth you talk about!

        Begone with your idolotry

        a machine god? a god emperor linked to a machine god?

        Exodus 20:3

        "Thou shalt have no other gods before me."

        PRAY TO JESUS OUR SAVIOUR!

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        • #5
          Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

          Originally posted by Vayhr of the Warhost View Post
          I came here before as Feniroc!! FENIROC WAS WEAK AND DEVOID OF SPIRIT!!! FENIROC WAS IGNORANT OF THE TRUTH OF THE BIBLE!!! HE WAS A FOOL!!! A psuedo WANNABE Christian!!!! HaHaHaaaa!!! I've toss World of Warcraft to the four winds. Orcs are DEMONS!!! Truces - unesy or otherwise - with a horde of demon beastmen makes the humans and their Alliance just as copiable!!! I deleted World of Warcraft. Then a burned the game CD's THEN I REINSTALLED MY OPERATING SYSTEM!!! HaHaHAAAAAAA!!!! WWWRRAAAAAGAGGHHHHH!!!! I've had plenty of free time time to read the Holy Bible KJV 1611 very indepth. And I found that our God doesn't run around a cartoonish looking world trying to convert cow people, zombies, a bearded midgets. No, HE wouldn't do that!!!! He'd run around in a world that wasn't cartoonish and wage BLOODY WAR upon the heathens who would not repent and bow before HIM!!! WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHH!!!! HA HAAAA!!!!! Our God is a God of ACTION!!! A God of GRUDGES!!! A GOD OF SWEET CARNAGE!!! A GOD OF WAR!!!! HOOOOOOOWWWWWWWLLLLLLLL!!!!

          Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning will allow me to destroy the cities of the heathen masses who will not bow before my AWESOME GOD!!!! PRAISE!!!! I HEREBY PLEDGE MYSELF TO THE WARHOST OF THE LORD JESUS CHRIST!!!!

          I'm on the book of Joshua as our LORD slashes and gashes his way through the blood, tears, and anguish of His enemies!!! I want to be just like HIM because I want to be perfect. I want to slay all who will not convert and be SAVED!!!! I wish to take up the SWORD OF GOD and be a vessel for HIS will!!!! LET US BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF JESUS TOGETHER IN TRUE CHRISTIAN FELLOWSHIP!!!!

          AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
          (cough, Clears Throat).............

          HaHaHAAAAAAA!!!!
          HaHaHAAAAAAA!!!!
          WWWRRAAAAAGAGGHHHHH!!!!
          WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHH!!!! HA HAAAA!!!!!
          HOOOOOOOWWWWWWWLLLLLLLL!!!!
          AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

          WOW!
          Works for me

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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          • #6
            Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

            I thought this was probably one of the finest first posts I've ever seen on this forum.

            *wipes a tear*

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            Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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            • #7
              Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

              Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
              (cough, Clears Throat).............

              HaHaHAAAAAAA!!!!
              HaHaHAAAAAAA!!!!
              WWWRRAAAAAGAGGHHHHH!!!!
              WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHH!!!! HA HAAAA!!!!!
              HOOOOOOOWWWWWWWLLLLLLLL!!!!
              AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

              WOW!
              Works for me
              Sounds like a badly repaired carb to me.
              Psalm 81:10:
              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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              • #8
                Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

                Somebody, quick, give Brother VOW a donkey's jaw-bone and point him in the direction of the Demoncratic National Convention.
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                • #9
                  Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

                  Originally posted by see_the_light View Post
                  warhammer? I have seen what filth you talk about!

                  Begone with your idolotry

                  a machine god? a god emperor linked to a machine god?

                  Exodus 20:3

                  "Thou shalt have no other gods before me."

                  PRAY TO JESUS OUR SAVIOUR!
                  What the HELL are you BABBLING ABOUT!?!?!?! WWWRRRAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!

                  Sigmar is nothing more than another Mary and the Empire is the gamification of the PAGAN catholic church. I will burn their cities!!! Slaughter their cattle!!! Carve open the belly of their pregnant and DASH THE SKULLS OF THE UNBORN HEATHEN SPAWN UPON THE ROCK!!!! Of course, I will keep the little girls who have not known a man for myself!!! HHHOOOOOWWWWWWLLLLLL!!!!!! HA HAAA!!! VICTORY FOR JESUS!!!!

                  I will do all these things in JESUS NAME!!! through Warhammer because secular law does not allow me to walk into the nearest catholic "church" and comense in CARNAGE!!!! AARRRGGGHHH!!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    I don't understand a word he said but I think his heart is in the right place.
                    That might be true, but he's still a gameboy.
                    Ack!

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                    • #11
                      Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

                      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                      I don't understand a word he said but I think his heart is in the right place.
                      Somewhere inside his chest, I'm thinking.
                      Originally posted by Vayhr of the Warhost View Post
                      What the HELL are you BABBLING ABOUT!?!?!?! WWWRRRAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!

                      Sigmar is nothing more than another Mary and the Empire is the gamification of the PAGAN catholic church. I will burn their cities!!! Slaughter their cattle!!! Carve open the belly of their pregnant and DASH THE SKULLS OF THE UNBORN HEATHEN SPAWN UPON THE ROCK!!!! Of course, I will keep the little girls who have not known a man for myself!!! HHHOOOOOWWWWWWLLLLLL!!!!!! HA HAAA!!! VICTORY FOR JESUS!!!!

                      I will do all these things in JESUS NAME!!! through Warhammer because secular law does not allow me to walk into the nearest catholic "church" and comense in CARNAGE!!!! AARRRGGGHHH!!!
                      Hmm, I'm hearing something against Catholics. Sounds good until the end, here, where you want to co-mense with Catholics.

                      So, apparently it's your time of the month, and you want to have your unclean time in a convent with the nuns?

                      I do hope there isn't some bizarre lesbian "red wings" fantasy going on in your twisted little mind, Conan the Unintelligible.
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                      • #12
                        Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

                        Originally posted by Dr. Zaius View Post
                        That might be true, but he's still a gameboy.
                        AND YOU'RE A MONKEY GRANDFATHER OF SOME FILTH-MINDED ATHEIST PERVERT!!!! You think chimps can evolve into HUMANS, DR. ZAIUS!!! WWWRRRRAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!!

                        WE ARE THE IMAGE OF GOD!!!!


                        HOW DARE A MYTHOLOGICAL MONKEY MAN EVOLUTIONIST GIVE ME - ME - A THUMBS DOWN!!! I GIVE YOU A SWORD DOWN!!! RIGHT DOWN YOUR IMMORAL ATHEIST THROAT AND RIGHT OUT YOUR SODOMITE ENTRYWAY OF A BEHIND IN A POOL OF YOUR OWN SINFUL BLOOD!!!! AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

                        BURN.... IN..... HEEEEEEELLLL!!!!!

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                        • #13
                          Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

                          Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                          Somewhere inside his chest, I'm thinking.

                          Hmm, I'm hearing something against Catholics. Sounds good until the end, here, where you want to co-mense with Catholics.

                          So, apparently it's your time of the month, and you want to have your unclean time in a convent with the nuns?

                          I do hope there isn't some bizarre lesbian "red wings" fantasy going on in your twisted little mind, Conan the Unintelligible.
                          I SAID, "COMENSE WITH CARNAGE!!!!!"

                          SHUT YOUR FULL SOFT SUPPLE RED WOMAN LIPS!!!!! I HAVE THE RIGHT MIND TO TAKE HOLD OF YOU BY YOUR SOFT PERFUMED FLESH AND SPANK THE SASSINESS OUT OF YOUR FIRM SUPPLE BUTTOX!!! HHHOOOWWWLLLLL!!!! I understand that you're a weak minded female and that reading may not be one of your strong points so I will forgive you your feminine trespass.

                          DO NOT INSULT THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN WITH INUENDOS OF CATHOLIC CO-MINGLING UNLESS IT'S THEIR PAGAN BLOOD, GUTS, AND BRAINS MINGLING WITH THE EDGE OF A SWORD OR THE HEAT OF A BULLET!!!!

                          AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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                          • #14
                            Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

                            Originally posted by Vayhr of the Warhost View Post
                            I SAID, "COMENSE WITH CARNAGE!!!!!"



                            AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • #15
                              Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

                              He's got spunk though. You got to give him that. He has spunk running through his viens! He's got real potential.
                              Matthew:
                              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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