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  • Danishfather
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Mar 2011
    • 8
    #1

    Denmart. A godforsaken place.

    I've read a thread by Cranky Old Man, which i really brought some sense into my mind. It's called 8 reasons why god hates Denmark. I agree with him. Actually i've got another reason for god to hate this place. Friday 25th was the finaly of the danish X-Factor. And guess what. A lesbian won. In lack of other danes to pray with i come to you. Praise Jesus.
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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748
      #2
      Re: Denmart. A godforsaken place.

      Is Denmart similar to Ikea?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Danishfather
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          Under Investigation
          • Mar 2011
          • 8
          #3
          Re: Denmart. A godforsaken place.

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          Denmart
          Sorry. Typo. I meant of corse Denmark.

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            • Convertme
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              Under Investigation
              • Apr 2011
              • 1
              #4
              Re: Denmart. A godforsaken place.

              No Denmark isn't similar to IKEA, IKEA is a corporation, while Denmark is a country.

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                • Two-Dollar Bill
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 532
                  #5
                  Re: Denmart. A godforsaken place.

                  Originally posted by Danishfather View Post
                  Friday the 25th [of something] was the finale of the danish X-Factor.
                  Is this some sort of extreme pastry eating competition they have in Denmart?
                  Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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                    • Andre-Bartholomew
                      Unsaved trash, pretending to be a snail gulper
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 103
                      #6
                      Re: Denmart. A godforsaken place.

                      Originally posted by Two-Dollar Bill View Post
                      Is this some sort of extreme pastry eating competition they have in Denmart?
                      No X-Factor is a singing competition.

                      and you also find it in countries like England, France and Germany.

                      God's blessings.

                      Andre - Fidei Defensor
                      I'm Alpha and Omega. The begining and the end.

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                        • Cursed
                          Recovering Bastard
                          Head of Landover Glee Club
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2011
                          • 1363
                          #7
                          Re: Denmart. A godforsaken place.

                          Originally posted by Two-Dollar Bill View Post
                          Is this some sort of extreme pastry eating competition they have in Denmart?
                          I love those pastry danishes, delicious!

                          It's better than that fish they eat cooked in lye, ha ha idiots you don't eat lye! They are so stupid.
                          The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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                            • Zechariah Smyth
                              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 15251
                              #8
                              Re: Denmart. A godforsaken place.

                              Originally posted by Convertme View Post
                              No Denmark isn't similar to IKEA, IKEA is a corporation, while Denmark is a country.
                              Instead of brandishing your keen understanding of the subtle differences between IKEA and Denmarkistan, how about starting an introduction thread of your own?

                              Yours in Christ,

                              Z. Smyth
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                                • TheSwedishDude
                                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                                  • Apr 2011
                                  • 28
                                  #9
                                  Re: Denmart. A godforsaken place.

                                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                  Is Denmart similar to Ikea?
                                  http://www.ikea.com/us/en/ That's IKEA! They sell home furnishings, kitchens, sofas, beds etc...

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                                    • Dr. Isaiah Jones
                                      Christ's Antiquarius
                                      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Mar 2011
                                      • 736
                                      #10
                                      Re: Denmart. A godforsaken place.

                                      Originally posted by TheSwedishDude View Post
                                      http://www.ikea.com/us/en/ That's IKEA! They sell home furnishings, kitchens, sofas, beds etc...
                                      This is a Christian forum, not a place for advertising furniture. If you're not here to talk about your relationship with Jesus then you can just as well leave.
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