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    New beginning

    Hi! I just had near fatal running accident. I had very serious collision with fellow runner. Long story short, the other runner died in that accident. While I was unconcious, I had vision. I think while I was in surgery, Jesus, the father of god appeared to me. He said I was lucky to be alive and I should follow him. When I woke, I couldnt belive the vision to be true. After month or two, I had to confess to my self the vision really happened!
    Four months after the accident I feel more alive than ever! Earlier I wasnt really religious but now things have changed. Even the doctor in hospital said my bone fractures heal faster than average - I'm sure it is because of Jesus!

    Tell me your stories, when did you felt REALLY the force of god?

    Full of new hope, Sepert
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  • #2
    Re: New beginning

    Welcome Sepert, that sounds like a snake name!

    How many sons for God did your wife have for you while you were unconscious?
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #3
      Re: New beginning

      Not too many, or is that some kind of riddle?
      Sepert means in Swedish mixture of shovel and fork. Old traditional tool, used by natives thousands years ago.

      Ps. God made you awesome beard.

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      • #4
        Re: New beginning

        I do not riddle friend. Loving Jesus is serious business. Why not too many sons?
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #5
          Re: New beginning

          She got less than I would have liked to. Thats why not too many.

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          • #6
            Re: New beginning

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            I do not riddle friend. Loving Jesus is serious business. Why not too many sons?
            Ps. Riddle a day doesnt make you a Gay

            Yours hetero, Hakkesei

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            • #7
              Re: New beginning

              Originally posted by hakkesei View Post
              Hi! I just had near fatal running accident. I had very serious collision with fellow runner. Long story short, the other runner died in that accident. While I was unconcious, I had vision. I think while I was in surgery, Jesus, the father of god appeared to me. He said I was lucky to be alive and I should follow him. When I woke, I couldnt belive the vision to be true. After month or two, I had to confess to my self the vision really happened!
              Four months after the accident I feel more alive than ever! Earlier I wasnt really religious but now things have changed. Even the doctor in hospital said my bone fractures heal faster than average - I'm sure it is because of Jesus!

              Tell me your stories, when did you felt REALLY the force of god?

              Full of new hope, Sepert
              THAT IS NOT AN INTRODUCION!!!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #8
                Re: New beginning

                Originally posted by hakkesei View Post
                Hi! I just had near fatal running accident. I had very serious collision with fellow runner. Long story short, the other runner died in that accident.
                Sure.

                Could you direct us to the newspaper account of such an accident? Surely it's available online.

                While I was unconcious, I had vision. I think while I was in surgery, Jesus, the father of god appeared to me. He said I was lucky to be alive and I should follow him.
                Jesus is the son of God. God is the Father.
                When I woke, I couldnt belive the vision to be true.
                Wow, we DO have something in common after all!

                Even the doctor in hospital said my bone fractures heal faster than average - I'm sure it is because of Jesus!
                Bones on average take 6 weeks to heal, not four months. Maybe some Godly calcium supplements would help.

                Tell me your stories, when did you felt REALLY the force of god?

                Full of new hope, Sepert
                Hey, Q-Bert, what part of the text at the top of this very page did you NOT understand?

                The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
                You have told us a lie about meeting "Jesus the father of God" after an accident where you apparently sat on and crushed a jogger. (I'm still waiting for the link to that article.)

                Now how about telling us the truth, eh?
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • #9
                  Re: New beginning

                  Your introduction sounds like some made up rubbish. I hope you aren't some lying homer trying to infiltrate us?

                  If so, apologize, repent and read the bible. It is still not too late.


                  Psalms 31:18:

                  Let the lying lips be put to silence; which speak grievous things proudly and contemptuously against the righteous.


                  Isaiah 55:6-7:

                  Seek ye the LORD while he may be found, call ye upon him while he is near:

                  Let the wicked forsake his way, and the unrighteous man his thoughts: and let him return unto the LORD, and he will have mercy upon him; and to our God, for he will abundantly pardon.
                  Revelation 22:1:
                  And he shewed me a pure river of water of life, clear as crystal, proceeding out of the throne of God and of the Lamb.

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                  • #10
                    Re: New beginning

                    Originally posted by hakkesei View Post
                    Hi! I just had near fatal running accident. I had very serious collision with fellow runner. Long story short, the other runner died in that accident. While I was unconcious, I had vision. I think while I was in surgery, Jesus, the father of god appeared to me. He said I was lucky to be alive and I should follow him. When I woke, I couldnt belive the vision to be true. After month or two, I had to confess to my self the vision really happened!
                    Four months after the accident I feel more alive than ever! Earlier I wasnt really religious but now things have changed. Even the doctor in hospital said my bone fractures heal faster than average - I'm sure it is because of Jesus!

                    Tell me your stories, when did you felt REALLY the force of god?

                    Full of new hope, Sepert
                    It's always the time-line that gets 'em.



                    Yours in Christ,

                    Z. Smyth
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                    • #11
                      Re: New beginning

                      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                      It's always the time-line that gets 'em.



                      Yours in Christ,

                      Z. Smyth
                      Time is relative Zecho to many 4 mounts is but a blink of an eye, especially to one who has been unconscious and having visions of fairy tales.
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                      • #12
                        Re: New beginning

                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                        Time is relative Zecho to many 4 mounts is but a blink of an eye, especially to one who has been unconscious and having visions of fairy tales.
                        Please do not turn this into a sexual thread, Jo Freddie.



                        Yours in Christ,

                        Z. Smyth
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                        • #13
                          Re: New beginning

                          Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                          Please do not turn this into a sexual thread, Jo Freddie.



                          Yours in Christ,

                          Z. Smyth
                          Zacho I am not as sex obsessed as yourself, I see nothing sexual in my post.

                          Have you considered therapy for your sexual preoccupation?
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                          • #14
                            Re: New beginning

                            Originally posted by hakkesei View Post
                            Hi! I just had near fatal running accident. I had very serious collision with fellow runner. Long story short, the other runner died in that accident. While I was unconcious, I had vision. I think while I was in surgery, Jesus, the father of god appeared to me. He said I was lucky to be alive and I should follow him. When I woke, I couldnt belive the vision to be true. After month or two, I had to confess to my self the vision really happened!
                            Four months after the accident I feel more alive than ever! Earlier I wasnt really religious but now things have changed. Even the doctor in hospital said my bone fractures heal faster than average - I'm sure it is because of Jesus!

                            Tell me your stories, when did you felt REALLY the force of god?

                            Full of new hope, Sepert
                            Is "running" a euphemism for something? Perhaps sodomy? What "bone" was it that was hurt? Your story seems unlikely even for someone real like Jesse Owens. I was jogging once here in America and ran head on into another guy and the only harm was some of his ice cream cone stained my jogging outfit. Something smells like ludfisk here.

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