New beginning

[hakkesei]

Hi! I just had near fatal running accident. I had very serious collision with fellow runner. Long story short, the other runner died in that accident. While I was unconcious, I had vision. I think while I was in surgery, Jesus, the father of god appeared to me. He said I was lucky to be alive and I should follow him. When I woke, I couldnt belive the vision to be true. After month or two, I had to confess to my self the vision really happened!
Four months after the accident I feel more alive than ever! Earlier I wasnt really religious but now things have changed. Even the doctor in hospital said my bone fractures heal faster than average - I'm sure it is because of Jesus!

Tell me your stories, when did you felt REALLY the force of god?

Full of new hope, Sepert

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome Sepert, that sounds like a snake name!

How many sons for God did your wife have for you while you were unconscious?

[hakkesei]

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Not too many, or is that some kind of riddle?
Sepert means in Swedish mixture of shovel and fork. Old traditional tool, used by natives thousands years ago.

Ps. God made you awesome beard.

[James Hutchins]

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I do not riddle friend. Loving Jesus is serious business. Why not too many sons?

[hakkesei]

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She got less than I would have liked to. Thats why not too many.

[hakkesei]

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I do not riddle friend. Loving Jesus is serious business. Why not too many sons?

Ps. Riddle a day doesnt make you a Gay

Yours hetero, Hakkesei

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hi! I just had near fatal running accident. I had very serious collision with fellow runner. Long story short, the other runner died in that accident. While I was unconcious, I had vision. I think while I was in surgery, Jesus, the father of god appeared to me. He said I was lucky to be alive and I should follow him. When I woke, I couldnt belive the vision to be true. After month or two, I had to confess to my self the vision really happened!
Four months after the accident I feel more alive than ever! Earlier I wasnt really religious but now things have changed. Even the doctor in hospital said my bone fractures heal faster than average - I'm sure it is because of Jesus!

Tell me your stories, when did you felt REALLY the force of god?

Full of new hope, Sepert

THAT IS NOT AN INTRODUCION!!!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Hi! I just had near fatal running accident. I had very serious collision with fellow runner. Long story short, the other runner died in that accident.

Sure.

Could you direct us to the newspaper account of such an accident? Surely it's available online.

While I was unconcious, I had vision. I think while I was in surgery, Jesus, the father of god appeared to me. He said I was lucky to be alive and I should follow him.

Jesus is the son of God. God is the Father.

When I woke, I couldnt belive the vision to be true.

Wow, we DO have something in common after all!

Even the doctor in hospital said my bone fractures heal faster than average - I'm sure it is because of Jesus!

Bones on average take 6 weeks to heal, not four months. Maybe some Godly calcium supplements would help.

Tell me your stories, when did you felt REALLY the force of god?

Full of new hope, Sepert

Hey, Q-Bert, what part of the text at the top of this very page did you NOT understand?

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

You have told us a lie about meeting "Jesus the father of God" after an accident where you apparently sat on and crushed a jogger. (I'm still waiting for the link to that article.)

Now how about telling us the truth, eh?

[Living_Water]

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Your introduction sounds like some made up rubbish. I hope you aren't some lying homer trying to infiltrate us?

If so, apologize, repent and read the bible. It is still not too late.


Psalms 31:18:

Let the lying lips be put to silence; which speak grievous things proudly and contemptuously against the righteous.


Isaiah 55:6-7:

Seek ye the LORD while he may be found, call ye upon him while he is near:

Let the wicked forsake his way, and the unrighteous man his thoughts: and let him return unto the LORD, and he will have mercy upon him; and to our God, for he will abundantly pardon.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Hi! I just had near fatal running accident. I had very serious collision with fellow runner. Long story short, the other runner died in that accident. While I was unconcious, I had vision. I think while I was in surgery, Jesus, the father of god appeared to me. He said I was lucky to be alive and I should follow him. When I woke, I couldnt belive the vision to be true. After month or two, I had to confess to my self the vision really happened!
Four months after the accident I feel more alive than ever! Earlier I wasnt really religious but now things have changed. Even the doctor in hospital said my bone fractures heal faster than average - I'm sure it is because of Jesus!

Tell me your stories, when did you felt REALLY the force of god?

Full of new hope, Sepert

It's always the time-line that gets 'em.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Jo Freddie]

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It's always the time-line that gets 'em.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Time is relative Zecho to many 4 mounts is but a blink of an eye, especially to one who has been unconscious and having visions of fairy tales.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Time is relative Zecho to many 4 mounts is but a blink of an eye, especially to one who has been unconscious and having visions of fairy tales.

Please do not turn this into a sexual thread, Jo Freddie.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Jo Freddie]

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Please do not turn this into a sexual thread, Jo Freddie.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Zacho I am not as sex obsessed as yourself, I see nothing sexual in my post.

Have you considered therapy for your sexual preoccupation?

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

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Hi! I just had near fatal running accident. I had very serious collision with fellow runner. Long story short, the other runner died in that accident. While I was unconcious, I had vision. I think while I was in surgery, Jesus, the father of god appeared to me. He said I was lucky to be alive and I should follow him. When I woke, I couldnt belive the vision to be true. After month or two, I had to confess to my self the vision really happened!
Four months after the accident I feel more alive than ever! Earlier I wasnt really religious but now things have changed. Even the doctor in hospital said my bone fractures heal faster than average - I'm sure it is because of Jesus!

Tell me your stories, when did you felt REALLY the force of god?

Full of new hope, Sepert

Is "running" a euphemism for something? Perhaps sodomy? What "bone" was it that was hurt? Your story seems unlikely even for someone real like Jesse Owens. I was jogging once here in America and ran head on into another guy and the only harm was some of his ice cream cone stained my jogging outfit. Something smells like ludfisk here.