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  • Priest
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    • Mar 2011
    • 4
    #1

    Introduction. Sorry about the mess.

    Dear Fellow Christians,

    I'm a true believer in God and have accepted his Son as my Savior

    My favorite verse is in 1 Cor 14:34

    Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak.

    Sadly though, even the local small true christian community in Espoo, Finland accepts this, I haven't yet found a wife to be silent in church with me.

    Thus I have no sons. But I believe, one day, not very far in future, God will show me the Right One, and we will have a big family. Or at least I will have. What do you think about concubines? Am I badly in sin?
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    • WinnerNotSinner
      Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 951
      #2
      Re: Introduction. Sorry about the mess.

      Is there a reason you are called Priest?

      Ring Kissing Catholics are NOT Christians.
      6
      A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
      "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

      Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
      If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

      GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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        • Talitha
          Deaconess
          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
          True Christian™
          • Apr 2026
          • 15118
          #3
          Re: Introduction. Sorry about the mess.

          Do we have a Pedophile in the House of The Lord?

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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            • Priest
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              • Mar 2011
              • 4
              #4
              Re: Introduction. Sorry about the mess.

              Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
              Is there a reason you are called Priest?

              Ring Kissing Catholics are NOT Christians.
              There is nothing wrong with priests, see for example Leviticus 27:8

              But if he be poorer than thy estimation, then he shall present himself before the priest, and the priest shall value him; according to his ability that vowed shall the priest value him.

              ...and of course, Vicar was already taken.

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                • Priest
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                  • Mar 2011
                  • 4
                  #5
                  Re: Introduction. Sorry about the mess.

                  Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                  Do we have a Pedophile in the House of The Lord?
                  God bless me, I could never do that! I love children! Think how serious accusation is that! Mohammed made love to Aisha when she was nine, and that is truly from Satan.

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                    • Remy Lebeau
                      LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
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                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2058
                      #6
                      Re: Introduction. Sorry about the mess.

                      Originally posted by Priest View Post
                      God bless me, I could never do that! I love children! Think how serious accusation is that! Mohammed made love to Aisha when she was nine, and that is truly from Satan.
                      I have no love for terrorist, but so what? At least this Aisha harlot was female.

                      Numbers 31: 17-18
                      Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.

                      You papist molest little boys. That's a HUGE difference.
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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
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                          • May 2008
                          • 13996
                          #7
                          Re: Introduction. Sorry about the mess.

                          Originally posted by Priest View Post
                          There is nothing wrong with priests, see for example Leviticus 27:8

                          But if he be poorer than thy estimation, then he shall present himself before the priest, and the priest shall value him; according to his ability that vowed shall the priest value him.

                          ...and of course, Vicar was already taken.
                          Oh, so you are a Jew, then?

                          You do know that the Temple was destroyed in 70 AD, right?

                          And there are no True Christian(tm) "vicars", either.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • I-Hate-Juice
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                              • Mar 2011
                              • 69
                              #8
                              Re: Introduction. Sorry about the mess.

                              I´m so ashamed that the country I live in, seems to consist mostly of atheists, pedophiles, retards, rapists and penguins Some of us are actually trying hard to shed a bit of positive light on this paganist country called Finland.

                              "Priest" you are embarassing me!

                              YiC
                              Paavali
                              Matthew 28:15

                              So they took the money, and did as they were taught: and this saying is commonly reported among the Jews until this day.

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