[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: Konichiwa Watashi Wa "Watashi Wa Nihongo". get it?

Erm.. you might have noticed that at the edge of any land mass there is the sea.

No, you've got it mixed up. Normal civilised people live on continents, whereas third word tribes and such live on tiny land masses in the ocean, called islands. Something else, how can you be answering us at this time of day. Aren't you the people that have backwards day and night, mixed up darkness and light from normal people over here? Please show a map of your island area and I'll show you a way out of there, you must be getting tired of clams and coconuts by now.
Did you get a chance to see the movie "Castaway" with Tom Hanks? Does anything useful ever wash up on your island, like a crate of stuff from a sunken boat? Well, it's been nice chatting with you people in remote, barren, unfortunate areas of the world, but if got a Bible geography class to teach my young students now. YiC

[Watashi Wa Nihongo]

Re: Konichiwa Watashi Wa "Watashi Wa Nihongo". get it?

So? Neither have kangaroos or moose or cockroaches. Do you deny that they exist?

No but none of them have tried to kill me for their own gain whereas disease causing bacteria have. Even if I didn't take the anti-biotics my body would have fought them off and killed them eventually depending on how bad it was, I may aswell not allow myself to suffer longer nor potentially cause those around me to suffer.

Konichiwa watashi no tomodachi

[Did I say that right? XD]

Yep, well done. Watashi no tomodachi yahari.

[Rain Dancer]

Re: Konichiwa Watashi Wa "Watashi Wa Nihongo". get it?

No but none of them have tried to kill me for their own gain whereas disease causing bacteria have. Even if I didn't take the anti-biotics my body would have fought them off and killed them eventually depending on how bad it was, I may aswell not allow myself to suffer longer nor potentially cause those around me to suffer.



Yep, well done. Watashi no tomodachi yahari.

sweet

[Watashi Wa Nihongo]

Re: Konichiwa Watashi Wa "Watashi Wa Nihongo". get it?

No, you've got it mixed up. Normal civilised people live on continents, whereas third word tribes and such live on tiny land masses in the ocean, called islands. Something else, how can you be answering us at this time of day. Aren't you the people that have backwards day and night, mixed up darkness and light from normal people over here? Please show a map of your island area and I'll show you a way out of there, you must be getting tired of clams and coconuts by now.
Did you get a chance to see the movie "Castaway" with Tom Hanks? Does anything useful ever wash up on your island, like a crate of stuff from a sunken boat? Well, it's been nice chatting with you people in remote, barren, unfortunate areas of the world, but if got a Bible geography class to teach my young students now. YiC

Too bad, if you knew real geography you'd know that Japan is not a barren country, we have some of the worlds greatest cities and most beautiful countryside.

And as I mentioned earlier, who said I was in Japan?

[SUV]

Re: Konichiwa Watashi Wa "Watashi Wa Nihongo". get it?

why's this a fail?

Perhaps your Dark Lord, Satan, might have The Answer™ for you

[Wide-Open]

Re: Konichiwa Watashi Wa "Watashi Wa Nihongo". get it?

Too bad, if you knew real geography you'd know that Japan is not a barren country, we have some of the worlds greatest cities and most beautiful countryside.

I think "had" would be a better choice of words.

And as I mentioned earlier, who said I was in Japan?

Friend, we already know that you are a toothless Brit pretending to be a nip. The DoF is not stupid.

[SUV]

Re: Konichiwa Watashi Wa "Watashi Wa Nihongo". get it?

"Your surrounded"

My surrounded WHAT?

[Rain Dancer]

Re: Konichiwa Watashi Wa "Watashi Wa Nihongo". get it?

Perhaps your Dark Lord, Satan, might have The Answer™ for you

I don't even believe in 'Satan' so how can be be my 'dark lord' SUV you make me laugh

[James Hutchins]

Re: Konichiwa Watashi Wa "Watashi Wa Nihongo". get it?

I bet he is on a scouting mission to attempt to take over the US of A
Now that the nips ruined their little island, they want our country. I just hope he lands in San Fransisco first. I know those devils like bath houses.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Konichiwa Watashi Wa "Watashi Wa Nihongo". get it?

I wish to learn about Christianity so that I may further my true faith.

I'm a little confused (and I admit, I haven't read the whole thread).

Are you saying you want to learn about Christianity so that you can further your "true faith" which in this context would appear to NOT be Christianity?

That makes about as much sense as studying architecture so that you can appreciate Shakespeare.

I do hope that I have misinterpreted this, and if not I suppose you could blame it on the radiation that is obviously eating away at your little yellow brain.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[SUV]

Re: Konichiwa Watashi Wa "Watashi Wa Nihongo". get it?

I know those devils like bath houses.

And so....Bath Salts?!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Konichiwa Watashi Wa "Watashi Wa Nihongo". get it?

And so....Bath Salts?!

No doubt, Sister SUV. I hear they are into all sorts of perversions.
You heard about that big gook lolita scandal, right? There is a thread here someplace.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Hi, you might have guessed that I am Japanese.

I was baptised and went to church for several years. I have kind of lost my connection with the Lord.


Thank you.

I've been preaching the Good News about Jesus over there in your godforsaken country for years, and I've never heard of you.

And by the way Mr. jap wannabe: What your username actually means is "I am the Japanese language."

Which I speak fluently, and you obviously do not.

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