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    Hello everyone, My name is Robert Lewis and i go to the Christ Episcopal church in Lynbrooke, NY. I came here to talk to some true Christians, because i live in a community full of Jews and those kind of things, and i always felt like a second class citizen there.

    So tell me about yourselves.
    Leviticus 18:22: Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination

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    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Follows_My_Shepherd View Post
    Hello everyone, My name is Robert Lewis and i go to the Christ Episcopal church in Lynbrooke, NY. I came here to talk to some true Christians, because i live in a community full of Jews and those kind of things, and i always felt like a second class citizen there.

    So tell me about yourselves.
    Why would you feel like a second class citizen around a bunch of joos? That makes absolutely no sense.



    How many sons has your wife plopped out? How did you come to find Jesus?

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • #3
      Re: Hello

      Oh don't get me wrong. I have the satisfaction of knowing that I'm one of the few people in my community who aren't going straight to hell. But just every day to day life those monkeys act very condescending towards me and it can be a bit testing at times.

      My wife has given me a very masculine eldest son who will no doubt make me proud. Though i also have a younger daughter who I hope will make herself useful eventually.

      Christ has been with my family my entire life, and i intend to keep it that way for a while.
      Leviticus 18:22: Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination

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      • #4
        Re: Hello

        Tell us more about your son. How old is he? Does he enjoy sports? What kinds of sports? What about water sports? I'm so glad Jesus has led you here, and I pray your son is saved and held close in God's Plan.

        Christened By The Living Blood Of The Newborn Jesus,
        Harry Lester
        Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
        -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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        • #5
          Re: Hello

          Welcome Bob! Does your son like gladiator movies?
          Does your daughter skin a coon well?
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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