[Biff Fib]

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Good question. Why are Americans God's Favorite People?

The answer is that America is the country that stays Truest™ to True Christian Morality™. And God likes True Christians™ even more than jews:

Now I'm confused. So you are saying Jeb Thurmod got it wrong when, in the link below, he says "GOD HATES AMERICA BECAUSE AMERICA HATES GOD".

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=17296&highlight=america

[Bible Student]

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Originally Posted by True Disciple
Good question. Why are Americans God's Favorite People?

The answer is that America is the country that stays Truest™ to True Christian Morality™. And God likes True Christians™ even more than jews:

Now I'm confused. So you are saying Jeb Thurmod got it wrong when, in the link below, he says "GOD HATES AMERICA BECAUSE AMERICA HATES GOD".

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...hlight=america

How dare you!! You are taking Brother Jeb's statements out of context. You are cherry picking quotes. Satan does that.

[Biff Fib]

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So could you please help me why the above differs from what True Disicple said earlier about Americans.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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So could you please help me why the above differs from what True Disicple said earlier about Americans.

Could you please stop trying to debate every single point and just accept Jesus as your personal Savior(c)?

The only reason that you don't understand the Bible is because your father is satan.

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

[Biff Fib]

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Could you please stop trying to debate every single point and just accept Jesus as your personal Savior©?

The only reason that you don't understand the Bible is because your father is satan.

Thank you! I did not know it could happen so easy.
Done. I have now accepted Jesus as my personal Savior©.

I thought that I should know Bible better.
Though I truly enjoy your answers, I understand answering me may take too much of your time, so is it proper to use this search engine in order to find answers from the Bible:

http://kjvbible.net/cgi-bin/search.cgi

And answers that I find from Bible are considered true and what is not there is not true, right?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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And answers that I find from Bible are considered true and what is not there is not true, right?

Don't be ridiculous.

What is in the Bible is TRUE; what isn't in the Bible DOESN'T MATTER.

I'll give you an example: a zebra is obviously a striped donkey.

Does it mention that in the Bible? No. Does that mean it's not TRUE? Of course not, it simply means it's not important enough to put in the most important Book ever written.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Biff Fib]

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Don't be ridiculous.

What is in the Bible is TRUE; what isn't in the Bible DOESN'T MATTER.

I'll give you an example: a zebra is obviously a striped donkey.

Does it mention that in the Bible? No. Does that mean it's not TRUE? Of course not, it simply means it's not important enough to put in the most important Book ever written.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Great!
I did some Bible searching and these things do no matter: me, your family name, Landover, America, Russia, China, Finland. (Helsinki matters only partially)

However, "Baptist" and "church" are there and also "Land" and "Over".

So, if I may suggest you we both go and change our names, and do I dare to suggest that "Landover" would be divided.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Great!
I did some Bible searching and these things do no matter: me, your family name, Landover, America, Russia, China, Finland. (Helsinki matters only partially)

However, "Baptist" and "church" are there and also "Land" and "Over".

So, if I may suggest you we both go and change our names, and do I dare to suggest that "Landover" would be divided.

I can see that you are being intentionally obtuse and argumentative.

Should we slaughter all striped donkeys because they are not mentioned in the Bible? Of course not, and for you to suggest such a thing is a clear look into the mind of a raging sociopath.



YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Biff Fib]

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Dear Z. Smyth, forgive me I did not realize that. Naturally I do not wish to harm donkies, zebras nor hippos or moomins. None should wish to hurt such creatures.

Thank you for correcting me.

[Biff Fib]

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I realize that I may seem like I'm being obtuse and argumentative again, but with all due respect, I feel this may be important.

I searched Bible again and maybe you knew this already but "Bible" is not in the Bible!?

What does it mean?

However, I would imagine that "Bible" is on the Bible, mentioned on the covers.
Could someone please explain this?

[Alphonse Alban]

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Do you want to be spoon fed now?

I feel this may be important.

Why and how do you feel it is important?

What does it mean?

Try thinking yourself for a change. After you have thought about, you can tell what you think it meant.

[Biff Fib]

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Hello Alphonse.
Mr. Smyth taught me the following:

Don't be ridiculous.

What is in the Bible is TRUE; what isn't in the Bible DOESN'T MATTER.

And then I study Bible and find out that Bible is not mentioned in the Bible.
I don't understand, this has to have some other meaning than that "Bible DOESN'T MATTER". Maybe you could explain it?

[Alphonse Alban]

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Hello Alphonse.
Mr. Smyth taught me the following:


And then I study Bible and find out that Bible is not mentioned in the Bible.
I don't understand, this has to have some other meaning than that "Bible DOESN'T MATTER". Maybe you could explain it?

Fine. Have it your way and follow the path we have seen hundreds of times before. I had hopes that there would have been a bit of originality in you, but I guess all the heathens are just the same.

[Biff Fib]

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Dear Alphonse Alban.
I apologize if I have hurt your feelings now or earlier.

A page ago I accepted Jesus. And after all I have been baptized. Now I'm asking for HELP, and what do you do?
You leave us?
All you can say is "Fine"?
Now, maybe I'm not an expert here but perhaps a good True Christian™ should do a little more than that. Like your parents told you.

Please.

You are making me sad.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Dear Alphonse Alban.
I apologize if I have hurt your feelings now or earlier.

A page ago I accepted Jesus. And after all I have been baptized. Now I'm asking for HELP, and what do you do?
You leave us?
All you can say is "Fine"?
Now, maybe I'm not an expert here but perhaps a good True Christian™ should do a little more than that. Like your parents told you.

Please.

You are making me sad.

You've resisted practically every effort to help you, Hannah (Bob? Blake Dekalb? Lisa Basil?), and when you DO claim to be contrite or eager to learn, you seem insincere.

Do you honestly expect Brother Alphonse to waste his precious time on what appears to be a lost cause?

(Ephesians 5:16-17) "Redeeming the time, because the days are evil. Wherefore be ye not unwise, but understanding what the will of the Lord is."

Our time here is short, and is best used wisely. I advise you to do the same.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth