[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: LittleMy at your service

I'm a little nervous about Södermalm. Even though you tried to disguise the word with two suspicious dots over the "O", I sensed that this place has some type of perversion reeking from it. What are you trying to hide?

I think I can help you here Brother Yeah-tho-we-walk, I picked up a bit of these heathen's simple and barbaric tongue when I visited their capital on one of my missionary trips. Söder means south and malm means either island or trash heap. It is an area where hippies, atheists and Eurotrash congregate to drink copious amounts of cheap booze in the form of "storstarks" (big strongs) and listen to the devil's music. The "church" that LittleMy mentions is not truly a church but rather a large building someone painted an X on - so as to keep people out.

[LittleMy Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Re: LittleMy at your service

How can you say you are not a dwarf, if your height is measured in centimeters?

We have another system for measuring over here. The entire world is not USA, so I think you want to be a little less narrowsighted if this place is called "Land over Baptist".

I got an e-mail from Pastor Eziekel saying I'm a whore for having been baptised by a woman. If women are so terrible, how come we are even "welcome" here?

[LittleMy Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Re: LittleMy at your service

Of course! Especially when it sounds like a noodle.

That's not very polite, do you think? Again, is this "Land over" or is it not? Sorry my name's not Amber.

[Wide-Open]

Re: LittleMy at your service

That's not very polite, do you think? Again, is this "Land over" or is it not? Sorry my name's not Amber.

No Emma, we know.

And it's Landover.

Care to come clean with us?

[LittleMy Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Re: LittleMy at your service

No Emma, we know.

And it's Landover.

Care to come clean with us?

So throw me out? Or save me?

[Wide-Open]

Re: LittleMy at your service

Who knows? We'll await your email confirmation first.