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  • NahMate
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Apr 2011
    • 2

    #1

    lol

    you're dung.
    Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 04-05-2011, 06:28 PM. Reason: profanity removed
  • Dr. Isaiah Jones
    Christ's Antiquarius
    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 736

    #2
    Re: lol

    Originally posted by NahMate View Post
    you're shit.
    Dear unsaved heathen,

    Did you think that by coming in here and spit on Jesus' face would save you from an eternity of burning in hell? Well, let me tell you something. We are actually blessed by your insults as it states in Matthew 5:10:
    "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."
    Unless you repent of your sins and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior you WILL be facing His judgment as soon as He decides to strike you down for your wicked sins. Jesus will laugh at your misery as He watches you roast in the flames of hell for all eternity. Have fun.
    Psalm 2:4 "He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision."

    Proverbs 1:25-29 "But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof: I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh; When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you. Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me: For that they hated knowledge, and did not choose the fear of the LORD:"
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    2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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    • NahMate
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Apr 2011
      • 2

      #3
      Re: lol

      lol piffle up, you're dung.
      Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 04-05-2011, 06:28 PM. Reason: again...

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: lol

        Such a convincing argument. Were you the leader of your rhetoric class?
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #5
          Re: lol

          Well! He certainly told us. Then end all comment.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Zechariah Smyth
            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 15251

            #6
            Re: lol

            Now I'll be in a bad mood ALL DAY LONG!



            Yours in Christ,

            Z. Smyth
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            • John_Richardson
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Apr 2011
              • 9

              #7
              Re: lol

              I wonder if you can scoff hold your head up at us when we're looking down at you from heaven.
              Revelation 21:8: But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whore mongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and hall liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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              • Jack O'fagan
                With faith as immovable as the Earth
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 4836

                #8
                Re: lol

                Do you think his Mummy has made him turn his little computer off now? He has to go to bed early or he'll wake up all grumpy in the morning.
                Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                • Wide-Open
                  Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                  A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                  Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 18449

                  #9
                  Re: lol



                  You really have to wonder about today's trolls...
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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