Evolushun?

[Paul Bartley]

While discussing the good word with my brother recently he informed me of an idea known as Evolushun. This idea, i'm sure many of you know about it, as you are informed about all things is crazy, and supposedly "well known"... But for me. I was shocked!

THe main idea of this is basically that animals change with the times, basically and that it was, in fact, a big bang that created all things! THis big bang is known as, and I quote: "A Big Bang" (VERY creative, eh? ) And this supposedly created billions of particles of something and they just magically merged together to form the planets! WHAT A LOAD OF BULL HOO-EY!!

He completely ignored the hard evidence that is RIGHT THERE as soon as you open your bible (KJV, of course!) "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth."

So the conversation ended and we went our seperate ways. It was only later that I fully realised what he was saying...Hw was questioning the authority of God! I, naturally, went right home to pray, and i did so for several hours.

I did find it mildly upsetting that my brother is damned to hell. But what can be done for him...anything?

Any help would be appreciated,
Paul

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Evolushun?

I did find it mildly upsetting that my brother is damned to hell. But what can be done for him...anything?

Take away his whiskey until he is sober. Then force him to do Bible study until his head hurts.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Evolushun?

Take away his whiskey until he is sober. Then force him to do Bible study until his head hurts.

Amen brother. But I don't envy him the task. Have you ever tried to take away a mick's whiskey?