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  • GodlyLovingMan
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    Under Investigation
    • Apr 2011
    • 2

    #1

    Hello Everyone, I though Id share my views with you

    Hello to everyone,

    I thought Id just like to share all my views with you.

    Gods not real - There is no magic man living in the sky
    Jesus is a profanity deleted.
    All relgion except for Budism and Jedi are ridiculous pointless and do nothing but cause wars for the past several thousand years.

    It still shocks me that in 2011 people as ignorant and idiotic as you people are still aloud to be alive, and how the piffle the USA is a superpower when its filled with such stupid mother piffleers.

    I dispise religion so much so that I carved an inverted cross into my arm to show my hatred of religion.

    Finally you are all stupid cooters and when you die you just die, dead gone. No heavan no hell. Just the end.

    piffle you god.
  • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
    Pastor of Praise and Worship
    A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2009
    • 3890

    #2
    Re: Hello Everyone, I though Id share my views with you

    Originally posted by GodlyLovingMan View Post

    All relgion except for Budism and Jedi are ridiculous pointless and do nothing but cause wars for the past several thousand years.
    Why so angry, sugar? Do your parents not give you enough attention?

    You think Buddhism is benign?

    Tell that to the Chinese Buddhists who were slaughtered by the Japanese Buddhists.



    And if Jedi is so great, why do they constantly have wars pitting one type of force user against another type of force user? Yes, I speak nerd.
    Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


    Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251

      #3
      Re: Hello Everyone, I though Id share my views with you

      Originally posted by GodlyLovingMan View Post
      Hello to everyone,

      I thought Id just like to share all my views with you.

      Gods not real - There is no magic man living in the sky
      Jesus is a profanity deleted.
      All relgion except for Budism and Jedi are ridiculous pointless and do nothing but cause wars for the past several thousand years.

      It still shocks me that in 2011 people as ignorant and idiotic as you people are still aloud to be alive, and how the piffle the USA is a superpower when its filled with such stupid mother piffleers.

      I dispise religion so much so that I carved an inverted cross into my arm to show my hatred of religion.

      Finally you are all stupid cooters and when you die you just die, dead gone. No heavan no hell. Just the end.

      piffle you god.
      Hey Jar-Jar!

      Obviously you're not from the USA as you are too stupid and weak and pathetic and cowardly and scat-eating and piss-drinking and mommy-clinging and cross-dressing and rusty-tromboning and dirty-sanchezing and etc. etc. to be from the most beautiful and God-blessed country in the 6,000 year history of mankind.



      But enough about your faults...do you have any redeeming value? I mean, other than your limited vocabulary and grade-school logic.

      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
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      • Jedediah
        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
        Fisher of Men
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2010
        • 6824

        #4
        Re: Hello Everyone, I though Id share my views with you

        Oh, how I relish your persecution! I absolutely revel in it! Oh, how it reminds me that I bear my own cross every day when hateful bigots like yourself cast aspersions on my beliefs and everything I hold dear!

        Matthew 10:22
        And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

        Luke 6:22
        Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

        I Corinthians 4:12
        And labour, working with our own hands: being reviled, we bless; being persecuted, we suffer it:


        Please persecute me more! With each hateful word, you only reinforce my faith in JESUS even more. Give us the best you have, hatemonger, and I will turn the other cheek and give you blessings!

        Romans 12:14
        Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.
        II Thessalonians 1:7-9
        And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
        In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
        Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



        The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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        • Percival B. Perkins
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Apr 2011
          • 48

          #5
          Re: Hello Everyone, I though Id share my views with you

          Jedi are ridiculous pointless and do nothing but cause wars for the past several thousand years.
          I'm no expert here but doesn't isn't "Wars" in the title of the movie? and doesnt it start out: "a long time ago..."

          No, son. Flagellating your member does not make it glow in the dark like one of those make believe light-stick thingys. George Lucas and Jim Henson did things with those hand puppets off-set.

          And if Buddhism is so great, then why did them monks commit suicide by setting themselves on fire to protest our communist extermination campaign? How stupid is that?


          Suicide is NOT from God's will.

          Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live. Leviticus 20:27 A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood [shall be] upon them. Leviticus 26:30 And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images, and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols, and my soul shall abhor you. -Help God Protect, Burn a Witch Today-

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453

            #6
            Re: Hello Everyone, I though Id share my views with you

            Welcome friend, tell me about your personal relationship with Jesus!
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • HTannor
              America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2009
              • 2612

              #7
              Re: Hello Everyone, I though Id share my views with you

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              Welcome friend, tell me about your personal relationship with Jesus!

              How very Christian of you, Brother Hutchins, to allow this person a chance to redeem himself here in this Godly Christian Forum™. Is your well still un-capped?
              The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

              "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #8
                Re: Hello Everyone, I though Id share my views with you

                Originally posted by GodlyLovingMan View Post
                Hello to everyone,

                I thought Id just like to share all my views with you.

                Semi-literate rant
                Thank you for once again demonstrating the Truth about atheists.

                As we can see from your post, all atheists are:
                Stupid. You can't even write a coherent sentence.

                Projectors. You call others stupid and ignorant, while being unable to write a coherent sentence. This is because you hate your own dull-wittedness, and project it onto others instead of recognizing and acknowledging it in yourself.

                Not cognizant of irony. See "Projectors".

                Rude. You have joined a Christian church's discussion forum to attack and insult complete strangers who have never done a thing to provoke you . . . other than not sharing your hatred of God and all things good and holy.

                Cowards. Instead of walking down the street to the nearest church, strolling in, and announcing to the congregation that you don't share their beliefs, you join an online forum where you think you are anonymous, hiding behind your computer screen.

                Narcissists. You think we actually care what some half-wit God-mocker believes.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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