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  • PeterJackson
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Apr 2011
    • 6

    #1

    Im new here.

    Hey fellow True Christians, my name is Peter.
    Long time reader first time poster, so where to
    begin, i was born in 1979, in the sleeply country
    town of willowwood, near Perth Western Australia.

    My attend my loca church:


    And my favorite verse is: Titus 2:3

    Likewise, teach the older women to be reverent in the way they live, not to be slanderers or addicted to much wine, but to teach what is good. (NIV)
    Bid the older women similarly to be reverent and devout in their deportment as becomes those engaged in sacred service, not slanderers or slaves to drink. They are to give good counsel and be teachers of what is right and noble (AMP)
    The aged women likewise, that they be in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not given to much wine, teachers of good things; (KJV)






















    Happy to know you ladies and gents!!
  • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
    Pastor of Praise and Worship
    A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2009
    • 3890

    #2
    Re: Im new here.

    Hello, Peter. I hope you aren't that God mocker who directed the LOTR trash.
    Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


    Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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    • PeterJackson
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Apr 2011
      • 6

      #3
      Re: Im new here.

      Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
      Hello, Peter. I hope you aren't that God mocker who directed the LOTR trash.

      I certainly am not that heathen©.

      I hope the lord spites him to hell and all those
      unsaved trash viewers of his soulless filth.

      I heard he is a homer anyways!

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      • Zechariah Smyth
        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 15251

        #4
        Re: Im new here.

        Hello Peter!

        What's the most amazing thing that Jesus has done for you lately?



        Yours in Christ,

        Z. Smyth

        P.S. When quoting the Bible, you should use the KJV and make it in a text color that is more visible.
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        • PeterJackson
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Apr 2011
          • 6

          #5
          Re: Im new here.

          Thanks brother, ill take on your feedback.

          The most amazing thing Jesus has done for me, oh that is
          a tuffy, considering, he does so many amazing things for
          me its so hard to narrow it down to a single amazing thing
          in particular to propose. However if put on the spot i would
          have to announce that most recently i spoke with Jesus
          and he gave me true insight. I was surfing the web reading
          about the evil Jews and wetback homers invading the north
          American holy lands. I felt Jesuscome to me and he told
          me i must rally against these vile Jews and wet back Mexican
          invaders and find my true christian comrades so i can help
          push the Mexican wetbacks back into the south and rip the hook
          nosed Jew bankers from the thrones of financial power and
          reclaim the holy land for the true christian brothers and sisters.

          Just thinking about it makes my Aryan blood boil!

          God bless
          Peter

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          • Cursed
            Recovering Bastard
            Head of Landover Glee Club
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2011
            • 1363

            #6
            Re: Im new here.

            Idiot!

            There's no trademark on mexican wetback, jew, or homer!

            And you should always capitalize "Holy."

            I'm glad you're banned, I hope you burn in Hell!
            The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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