Hi Fellow Christians.

[RepentorPerish]

I am blessed to be able to find this forum - ive always known
the internet was created in the holy lands of North America
and as North America is a Christian nation, under God.
It therefor stands to reason the internet is a tool of praise
to our lord Jesus.

It is with a warm Christian heart, that i join Christianities
Favorite forum, Landover baptist Church Forum.
And if i had my way, it would be the only forum!!!


I will start my heart felt introduction, with a bible verse from
the only true version (KJV).


Kings 18:20 (K,J)
Thou sayest, (but they are but vain words,) I have counsel and strength for the war. Now on whom dost thou trust, that thou rebellest against me./


Now some more about myself, im in my 40's, white, married, and producing
many decent white children for the next crusade is the name of Jesus and
any up coming holy war on the Muslims!!


I hope to converse with more liked minded true christian warriors, so we
may join and fight our common enemies!


Amen, Brothers.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hi Fellow Christians.

What church do you attend?

[RepentorPerish]

Re: Hi Fellow Christians.

What church do you attend?

Faith Baptist Church, Sydney Australia.

Sorry, i did forget to mention it, forgive me brother.



Yours in Christ.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hi Fellow Christians.

You're not some heathen trying to trick us with flowery speech, are you?

[RepentorPerish]

Re: Hi Fellow Christians.

You're not some heathen trying to trick us with flowery speech, are you?

Most certainly not, Faitj_Machine.

Just a follower of the word of christ.

[Cursed]

Re: Hi Fellow Christians.

Most certainly not, Faitj_Machine.

Just a follower of the word of christ.

Welcome to God's Favorite Forum, RepentorPerish!

I am Cursed, the lowest of the True Christians. I am living proof that even the most wretched and unattractive can find their way to the narrow gate of Heaven with loving guidance from their betters, praise God!

A True Christian Bible Scholar or perhaps even a Pastor will be here soon, but until then you'll have to make do with me, I'm afraid. Do not worry, I am harmless and ineffective!

One last thing; please, while you are here at Landover Baptist's internet home, I implore you to capitalize the name of our Lord Jesus Christ.

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: Hi Fellow Christians.

Praise God that you have found God's Favorite Forums! I just know He's sent you here for a reason. How many little warriors has your wife bore you? Do you raise them down under or up over here? There are plenty of opportunities here for them if you'd like to expose them to an intimate relationship with Jesus. I can tell you, brother, that nothing beats a good firm hand when working with growing boys.

Splashing In The Joyous Blood Of Christ,
Harry Lester

[RepentorPerish]

Re: Hi Fellow Christians.

Cursed,

Even for a lowly cursed forum member, you do help
with guidance, thanks to you brother, now ill be sure
to remember the capitalize the Lords names at every
opportunity.


Harry Lester

I raise them down under, this isn't ideal, the North American
Holy lands would be a more suitable environment for my young
Christian warrior offspring. However, my existence in this upside
down country is Gods doing, so i shalt question in it, just keep
on thanking him with my nightly revision of his written word.

I have 5 strong christian sons, no daughters. With so many
soulless heathen scum in this upside down nation, the more
christian warriors i can produce down here the better!

I agree, with firm hands, and have even made use of my leather
belt, if one of my boys fails his bible studies he feels the burn!


In god we trust!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi Fellow Christians.

What crimes against Jesus had you commited?

Do you abos tie your cell phones to a long string, swing it about your head to make a call?

[RepentorPerish]

Re: Hi Fellow Christians.

What crimes against Jesus had you commited?

I was born a dirty sinner, and every day i praise the Lord
and work diligently to prove my worth to the one and
only Lord ans he may bring me into the flock and save a
place for me and my kin.

Do you abos tie your cell phones to a long string, swing it about your head to make a call?

My only observation of Abo behaviour is through the scope of my
rifle, and unfortunately this is only a fleeting glimpse.

Amen

[GodsPrototype]

Re: Hi Fellow Christians.

Fellow Brother,

I too am new to this site, and am still overcoming many of my own inner demons. I believe the other followers here have much to offer us. I envy your blessing of young believers.
I too, one day, dream to birth my own army whom shall follow Him as I do and spread the word of the Lord. But first I must learn from my previous betrayals to Him before I can teach the fruits of my own loins.

I remind myself everyday:
John 3:15 - That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life.

Bless You
And may you find what you are looking for