Hello! It's only myself.

[Mother Malone]

I'm Mother Malone and Jesus is my King. I'm old and can't attend Sunday Service as often as I'd like. It's a blessing from above to find you dear, dear folk worshiping the One True God in loving fellowship.

I've brought me Bible and me rod. If ya don't like me Bible, I'll give ya the latter and a few choice words from meself. Sometimes, a naughty child needs a boot in the right direction, if ya don't mind me sayin' so.

Other than that, I'm a quiet, peaceful soul and more likely to agree than no. Bless all here!

Yours in Christ,
Mother Malone

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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Welcome Molly.

Tell us more about yourself.
And your cockles and mussels and favourite Bible verse.

YIC, McUinnean

[Mother Malone]

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And I don't take kindly to being labeled "unsaved trash" or being "under investigation". If you can't trust a Christian, who can you trust?

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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And I don't take kindly to being labeled "unsaved trash" or being "under investigation". If you can't trust a Christian, who can you trust?

Don't you woory moother dear, all new members start as that until they prove otherwise.

So take kindly to it or not - it makes no difference.

Now, tell us more about yourself, and let me, as one Celt to another, extend the hand of friendship on our friendly forum.

[Mother Malone]

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My name isn't Molly. It's Katie. Son, are you daft or pullin' me leg?

I don't know a thing about cockles and mussels but my favorite verse is from 2 Corinthians 5:17 - “Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.”

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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My name isn't Molly. It's Katie. Son, are you daft or pullin' me leg?

I don't know a thing about cockles and mussels but my favorite verse is from 2 Corinthians 5:17 - “Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.”

So you know nothing of the Irish National Anthem (cockles and mussels reference), meaning...you're not Irish as your 1st post pretended to be and the old Celtic Blessing crap in your signature was just to confuse and obfuscate?

Jesus doesn't like dishonest people old woman.
Now come clean son and tell us what school you go to and why you've come here.

[Pure_Angel]

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Hello and welcome Mother Malone!
I really look up to older woman, tell me: how many sons have you born?
I hope that you will enjoy our forum, and sorry if we come across as rude sometimes, but we have so many people here who thinks its fun to mock God, that's why all start out as "Unsaved Trash".

I will pray for you, praise Jesus!

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth

[Mother Malone]

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Elisabeth, I thank you for your kind words and warm welcome! Sad to say, I am barren and not blessed with bairns of me own. Mocking God? I don't take lightly to that. Shame on them!

"Mr Lost Sheep", you're quite confused. As I said, my name is not Molly Malone and though it's a lovely ditty, I've never made a living selling shellfish. What's more, tis NOT the Irish National Anthem and if YOU were a soldier and YOU were Irish, YOU would know that. Perhaps you should take your insults and interests elsewhere. You don't sound much like a Christian to me.

[James Hutchins]

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Barren??? What horrific crimes against Jesus did you commit? Did you cause the seed of man to be spilt upon the dirt?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Did you cause the seed of man to be spilt upon the dirt?

I seriously doubt that.

[Mother Malone]

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What kind of shenanigans is this? Infraction?

From:Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
Dear Mother Malone,

"You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Female unsaved trash speaking out of turn
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If you are going to be here, you will keep a respectful tone to your betters.
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This infraction is worth 40 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire."

Son, are you keepin' yer brains in yer ball-sac? If it's a Donnybrook you want, you've come to the right place! Bend over, ya heathen trash and prepare to feel the rod of Jesus right-square in yer keister! God's Light will can illuminate even the darkest corners of an ass such as yerself!

And Mr Hutchins, you're a fine one to talk of "spillin' seed"! No doubt, it's how you spend the greater part of your waking hours. God forgive ya... God forgive ya...

[James Hutchins]

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I can see your days are few.
Say hello to you cousin Satan.

[Mother Malone]

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Dear Mother Malone,
You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Sassing True Christians™
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Listen up washer woman, Pastor Sampson and I are MEN. As men, we are your unequivocal betters. You keep your mouth shut unless we ask you a question. Now go clean something.
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This infraction is worth 100 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

MR HUTCHINS, YOU ARE FILTH! "WASHER WOMAN"??? I'll show you "Washer Woman", you foul spawn of Satan! The first thing I'm going to wash is your FOUL MOUTH out with good lye-soap like your own poor mother should have done, long ago! Then, I'll wash your nasty countenance from the face of God's good earth, after which I'll wash my hands of YOU just as Pilate washed his hands of our precious Lord!

And MISTER Billy Bob Jenkins, you sorry excuse for a human being! What filthy piece of scum! You obviously know NOTHING of God, much less toothless women with experience. The day you enter the gaping maws of Hell, you'll learn the true meaning of the word, "SUCK."

[James Hutchins]

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Well, your writing suddenly changed. Typical of a whore.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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And MISTER Billy Bob Jenkins, you sorry excuse for a human being! What filthy piece of scum! You obviously know NOTHING of God, much less toothless women with experience. The day you enter the gaping maws of Hell, you'll learn the true meaning of the word, "SUCK."

It is true that I care little for toothless whores such as yourself. Why don't you repent of your fellatio and service the Lord instead?