[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Hello

All Christians have been arse raped by there church at some point, believe in a false truth, actually think the world is flat? Have no sense of scientific knowledge, and believe everything one man wrote in a book to rule there lives.

Isn't stereotyping the best?

Why aye man, are ahl yee mackems ahl the same? It's wor hoose and we can dee what we wahnt! If w'uz wantin' ta gan oot w'ull gan oot and if it's geet caald w'ull gan in wor murta and we can smurk tabs an' aal!

Now that we've introduced ourselves (worselz) properly (reet like) let me point you in the right direction.

I'm a polyglot - so my suspicions were well-founded, especially after your 'rude-kid/Sid the Sexist' tirade there.

Some advice:
Try to be civil. It'll help you in your dealings here.

Please by all means point things out to us, but quote (kwurt) the appropriate Scripture (Skirpchah like) when doing so. It'll help you be taken more seriously.

And please refrain from personal abuse and accusations of snottiness when it is your OWN snotty attitude here in OUR forum which makes you think you have the right to do as you please.

We are not doing anything other than telling it like it is. Please heed our advice.

Remember this is 'wor hoose' and we're playing with 'Wor baal', so act accordingly and behave.

You're welcome. (Aye, nee bothah, hinny)


YIC, McU.