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  • The Holy
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    • Apr 2011
    • 4

    #1

    Hi From the Holy .

    Just joined and im having a look around and i like what i see
  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #2
    Re: Hi From the Holy .

    You'd better behave. I have my eye on you Limeys.
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    • Billy Bob Jenkins
      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
      Hates anal sex. And trees.
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 8337

      #3
      Re: Hi From the Holy .

      Originally posted by The Holy View Post
      Just joined and im having a look around and i like what i see
      Greetings, "The Holy". How's it going? Have you heard the good news about Jesus Christ the Messiah? Did you know that God became flesh and died on the cross for the sins of you and me, so that we could share in His everlasting life? Isn't that great?

      All you have to do is repent, be baptised, and believe that Jesus was the human sacrifice to end all sacrifices. Then you can be forgiven.

      Will you pray with me? Here we go:

      God, thank you for killing Jesus so that I can go to Heaven, despite my deep unworthiness and my prior failings. Protect me from Satan's minions in all the forms that they take (liberals mostly), so that I may enter through the narrow gate. Amen.
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • Smile1967
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        • Apr 2011
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        #4
        Re: Hi From the Holy .

        Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
        You'd better behave. I have my eye on you Limeys.
        What's a Limey?

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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708

          #5
          Re: Hi From the Holy .

          Originally posted by Smile1967 View Post
          What's a Limey?
          A drunken Irish person. Or should I just say a person from Ireland
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          • Lost Sheep McUinnean
            Linguistics and Translation Consultant
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2009
            • 2193

            #6
            Re: Hi From the Holy .

            Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
            A drunken Irish person. Or should I just say a person from Ireland
            Well spotted Sister Daisy!

            Although I thiought the guy was a Brit rather than a drunken Mick. Hard to tell the difference if you don't smell their breath.

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            • María Gálvez-Villalobos
              Claims not to be a dago slut
              Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
              • Mar 2011
              • 1307

              #7
              Re: Hi From the Holy .

              Originally posted by The Holy View Post
              Just joined and im having a look around and i like what i see
              Well hello Mr Hole,

              Welcome on our foerum!
              Say us more about youselve!
              Your favurite verse of Bible?
              Your church you go at?
              Family?
              Childrens?
              Free time?

              etc etc?!?

              Yours in Jesucristo: Mari Juana.
              Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
              My favorite verse from the Bible is:
              - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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              • Holy()ne
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                • Apr 2011
                • 2

                #8
                Re: Hi From the Holy .

                hi i'm new as well

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