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  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 15251

    #16
    Re: Hello all. Lost lamd looking for good time

    Originally posted by Felicity View Post
    All he has to do is to pray for time to go faster!
    Amen, Sister Felicity!



    (Mark 9:23) "Jesus said unto him, If thou canst believe, all things are possible to him that believeth."

    (
    2 Peter 3:8) "But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day."

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth

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    • ex-gayGlen
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      • Apr 2011
      • 34

      #17
      Re: Hello all. Lost lamd looking for good time

      Even if time were to move faster, then 3 minutes would be over faster as well. The 3 minutes will always be over faster than the 5 minutes, no matter how fast time moves.

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      • Zechariah Smyth
        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 15251

        #18
        Re: Hello all. Lost lamd looking for good time

        Originally posted by ex-gayGlen View Post
        Even if time were to move faster, then 3 minutes would be over faster as well. The 3 minutes will always be over faster than the 5 minutes, no matter how fast time moves.
        You doubt the Word of God?

        Since you are both doubting that God can do anything and showing your filthy bellybutton in your avatar, these verses seem fitting:

        (Proverbs 3:5-8) "Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths. Be not wise in thine own eyes: fear the LORD, and depart from evil. It shall be health to thy navel, and marrow to thy bones."

        Yours in Christ,

        Z. Smyth
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        • ex-gayGlen
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          • Apr 2011
          • 34

          #19
          Re: Hello all. Lost lamd looking for good time

          I assure you my bellybutton is very clean. I make a point of thoroughly washing it in the shower every day. Also, I display it in my avatar because I keep myself well shaven all over my body and maintain a rigorous workout routine, however I believe I can always improve myself, and I welcome other users to critique me so that I may continually better myself.

          Do you really think God cares enough to intervene in the flow of time, just so OP can overcome the time post limit to respond to you. Perhaps a more realistic approach would be praying for God to remove the posting time limit restriction for him, or even a moderator, if they consider his post so meaningful that it would require such immediate response.

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          • Zechariah Smyth
            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 15251

            #20
            Re: Hello all. Lost lamd looking for good time

            Originally posted by ex-gayGlen View Post
            I assure you my bellybutton is very clean. I make a point of thoroughly washing it in the shower every day. Also, I display it in my avatar because I keep myself well shaven all over my body and maintain a rigorous workout routine, however I believe I can always improve myself, and I welcome other users to critique me so that I may continually better myself.

            Do you really think God cares enough to intervene in the flow of time, just so OP can overcome the time post limit to respond to you. Perhaps a more realistic approach would be praying for God to remove the posting time limit restriction for him, or even a moderator, if they consider his post so meaningful that it would require such immediate response.
            Sounds to me like you're a self-abusing peacock.

            I pray that I'm wrong.



            YiC,

            Z. Smyth
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            • Pure_Angel
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              • Apr 2011
              • 294

              #21
              Re: Hello all. Lost lamd looking for good time

              Originally posted by ex-gayGlen View Post
              Do you really think God cares enough to intervene in the flow of time, just so OP can overcome the time post limit to respond to you.
              If God would love him, then he would.
              Yet again, Proverbs Mark 9:23. If one belive in God (aka is a True Christian) he will answear all your prayers.

              YIC
              Elisabeth
              Proverbs 14:1

              Every wise woman buildeth her house:
              but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.

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              • ex-gayGlen
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                • Apr 2011
                • 34

                #22
                Re: Hello all. Lost lamd looking for good time

                Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                Sounds to me like you're a self-abusing peacock.

                I pray that I'm wrong.



                YiC,

                Z. Smyth
                You are indeed. Self abuse and hurting the body that God has given us would be a great sin. However I keep myself shaven for cleanliness and smoothness, and I work out to stay healthy and improve my body, to show appreciation for this gift from God.

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                • Zechariah Smyth
                  Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 15251

                  #23
                  Re: Hello all. Lost lamd looking for good time

                  Originally posted by ex-gayGlen View Post
                  You are indeed. Self abuse and hurting the body that God has given us would be a great sin. However I keep myself shaven for cleanliness and smoothness, and I work out to stay healthy and improve my body, to show appreciation for this gift from God.

                  I've read the Bible many times, and I don't recall a single verse that advocates "manscaping."



                  Perhaps the "ex" in your nom de plume might be a tad premature.

                  Yours in Christ,

                  Z. Smyth
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                  • ex-gayGlen
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                    • Apr 2011
                    • 34

                    #24
                    Re: Hello all. Lost lamd looking for good time

                    Whoa now, shaving the entire body (sans head) is not only better for aesthetic purposes, but also for cleanliness as well. I am obsessive compulsive, and I can't tell you how much better it has been for me to keep clean both in the shower and after defecating. Cleaning up the anus after a bowel movement is a very important part of being holy. Feces are a manifestation of evil, both symbolically and actually. Cleanliness and hygiene are important principles, and keeping your body clean shaven helps with both of these.

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                    • Brother Helge
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 1074

                      #25
                      Re: Hello all. Lost lamd looking for good time

                      Originally posted by ex-gayGlen View Post
                      Whoa now, shaving the entire body (sans head) is not only better for aesthetic purposes, but also for cleanliness as well.
                      Please provide scripture on that!
                      "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
                      John 8:32

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                      • ex-gayGlen
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                        • Apr 2011
                        • 34

                        #26
                        Re: Hello all. Lost lamd looking for good time

                        Um, you don't need scripture to prove that it's cleaner. When you wipe yourself after a bowel movement, especially a particularly messy one, it's a lot less hassle, especially for a person with OCD such as myself, to clean myself up.

                        And anyways, what is it to either of you if I prefer to keep shaven? It helps me stay cleaner, and as far as I know there is nothing in scripture condemning it. It so happens I have very good reasons for it, and even if I didn't it's not an act of evil or something which God condemns, so I just don't understand why you guys are getting upset about it.

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
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                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #27
                          Re: Hello all. Lost lamd looking for good time

                          Originally posted by ex-gayGlen View Post
                          Even if time were to move faster, then 3 minutes would be over faster as well. The 3 minutes will always be over faster than the 5 minutes, no matter how fast time moves.
                          How exactly would the 5 minutes become 8?

                          Please explain.

                          And stop discussing your manscaping obsession. This is a Christian church's discussion forum, not a gay pickup joint.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • ex-gayGlen
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                            • Apr 2011
                            • 34

                            #28
                            Re: Hello all. Lost lamd looking for good time

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            How exactly would the 5 minutes become 8?

                            Please explain.

                            And stop discussing your manscaping obsession. This is a Christian church's discussion forum, not a gay pickup joint.
                            I was answering questions regarding my hygiene and grooming rituals. I find it odd that you associate something as simple as bodily shaving for hygiene with homosexuality.

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996

                              #29
                              Re: Hello all. Lost lamd looking for good time

                              Originally posted by ex-gayGlen View Post
                              I was answering questions regarding my hygiene and grooming rituals. I find it odd that you associate something as simple as bodily shaving for hygiene with homosexuality.
                              Please explain how 5 minutes would become 8.

                              Thank you.
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • ex-gayGlen
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                                • Apr 2011
                                • 34

                                #30
                                Re: Hello all. Lost lamd looking for good time

                                Maybe his life doesn't revolve around this forum and he just checked back at around 7 minutes or so. I don't know; I can't speak for another poster. I was just pointing out the shortcomings of the expectation of having him reply within 3 minutes, when the forum doesn't even allow him to reply until 5 minutes from his previous post.

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