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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #31
    Re: I am deaf...

    Originally posted by deafgirl View Post
    God will never put more on my plate than I can chew??? Where was God on 911...???
    Where do you think He was? He was in New York punishing atheists, queers, joos, and fake Christians.
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251

      #32
      Re: I am deaf...

      Originally posted by deafgirl View Post
      God will never put more on my plate than I can chew??? Where was God on 911...???

      What does that have to do with you being a whiny deaf girl with no prospects? Keep your eye on the ball (unless you've masturbated yourself to blindness, too).



      YiC,

      Z. Smyth
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      • deafgirl
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Apr 2011
        • 16

        #33
        Re: I am deaf...

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        Um . . . apparently you survived, dear. I'd say He was holding your hand.
        I was on Fulton street when it happened...

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        • Born Again Bob
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          • Sep 2006
          • 2318

          #34
          Originally posted by deafgirl View Post
          I was on Fulton street when it happened...
          Dear Friend,

          We'll put you on the suspects list!

          Yours in Him,
          Bab
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          • ex-gayGlen
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            • Apr 2011
            • 34

            #35
            Re: I am deaf...

            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
            How dare you imply that a True Christian Pastor™ is sarcastic or insensitive.

            How can you be so hurtful? Pastors have feelings too, you know.



            YiC,

            Z. Smyth
            Regular posters have feelings as well. The remarks I quoted could be considered hurtful too.
            Originally posted by deafgirl View Post
            I am damaged. Only God and Christ can help me. Who else would want me???
            Self-pity is not the way to go. I've been down that road and it only leads to depression and indulging our own delusions. The best we can do is accept our difficulties and disabilities, and live our lives to the fullest of our ability in order to please God. I suggest attending services regularly, and get involved in the community of your parish. We all have something to give, and by helping others we can grow closer to God. Also, maybe you will find someone to marry, maybe you won't. You will always be accepted by God though, and a life of celibacy and devotion to Christ is an excellent alternative to marriage. Plus you will more than likely at least find people to talk with and be friends with by attending service and helping out in the community.

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            • deafgirl
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Apr 2011
              • 16

              #36
              Re: I am deaf...

              Originally posted by ex-gayGlen View Post
              Regular posters have feelings as well. The remarks I quoted could be considered hurtful too.

              Self-pity is not the way to go. I've been down that road and it only leads to depression and indulging our own delusions. The best we can do is accept our difficulties and disabilities, and live our lives to the fullest of our ability in order to please God. I suggest attending services regularly, and get involved in the community of your parish. We all have something to give, and by helping others we can grow closer to God. Also, maybe you will find someone to marry, maybe you won't. You will always be accepted by God though, and a life of celibacy and devotion to Christ is an excellent alternative to marriage. Plus you will more than likely at least find people to talk with and be friends with by attending service and helping out in the community.
              And you can eat <vile profanity removed>, but then again...you are gay!!!

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              • Zechariah Smyth
                Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 15251

                #37
                Re: I am deaf...

                Originally posted by deafgirl View Post
                *** futile and profane whorish entreaty deleted ***
                Please watch your mouth, young lady.

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                • deafgirl
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Apr 2011
                  • 16

                  #38
                  Re: I am deaf...

                  Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                  Please watch your mouth, young lady.

                  Nobody wants a deaf wife. I just want to die...GOODBYE...

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                  • Jo Freddie
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                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 6339

                    #39
                    Re: I am deaf...

                    Originally posted by ex-gayGlen View Post
                    maybe you will find someone to marry, maybe you won't.
                    At this point I would normally post a YouTube clip, but in this case that would be insensitive, so here is the relevant lyric

                    Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,maybe
                    you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky
                    chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t
                    congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your
                    choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s. Enjoy your body,
                    use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it, or what other people
                    think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever
                    own..
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                    • ex-gayGlen
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                      • Apr 2011
                      • 34

                      #40
                      Re: I am deaf...

                      fellatio is a form of sexual gratification given to us by the Devil. Several people in here have offered helpful advice, including myself, and you keep returning to the "nobody wants me" line, or insults.

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                      • BelieverInGod
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                        • Feb 2010
                        • 9269

                        #41
                        Re: I am deaf...

                        Originally posted by deafgirl View Post
                        Nobody wants a deaf wife. I just want to die...GOODBYE...
                        Well perhaps if you were a deaf-mute, it might increase your chances.

                        That being said, if you're not wallowing in self-pity, why are you on a Christian board whining to strangers about your condition?
                        Drama queen

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                        • deafgirl
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Apr 2011
                          • 16

                          #42
                          Re: I am deaf...

                          Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                          Well perhaps if you were a deaf-mute, it might increase your chances.

                          That being said, if you're not wallowing in self-pity, why are you on a Christian board whining to strangers about your condition?
                          Well, i guess not. You're a homemaker
                          Last edited by Born Again Bob; 04-16-2011, 04:39 AM. Reason: Spelling

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                          • BelieverInGod
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                            • Feb 2010
                            • 9269

                            #43
                            Re: I am deaf...

                            Ever think that it's your mouth that makes you unattractive to men?

                            Oh and here you go
                            The Holy Bible: English Version for the Deaf by B. Baker. (Paperback 9780801043031)


                            It's an "easy to read version" so it's not going to get you into heaven, but have fun.
                            Drama queen

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                            • Jedediah
                              True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                              Fisher of Men
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 6824

                              #44
                              Re: I am deaf...

                              Do you praise Jesus with that filthy mouth, young lady? It is hardly a wonder that the LORD has removed His blessings from you.
                              II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                              And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                              In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                              Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



                              The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15708

                                #45
                                Re: I am deaf...

                                Originally posted by deafgirl View Post
                                Well, i guess not. You're a homemaker
                                Please watch the name calling dear. You are already deaf. You don't want to make you a mute on here too do ya?
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