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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
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    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #46
    Re: I am deaf...

    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
    Ever think that it's your mouth that makes you unattractive to men?

    Oh and here you go
    The Holy Bible: English Version for the Deaf by B. Baker. (Paperback 9780801043031)


    It's an "easy to read version" so it's not going to get you into heaven, but have fun.

    Sister, do you think perhaps she would be more apt to read it if it were in brail?
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    • deafgirl
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Apr 2011
      • 16

      #47
      Re: I am deaf...

      Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
      Ever think that it's your mouth that makes you unattractive to men?

      Oh and here you go
      The Holy Bible: English Version for the Deaf by B. Baker. (Paperback 9780801043031)


      It's an "easy to read version" so it's not going to get you into heaven, but have fun.
      You have to edit my posts??? H.OMO!!!!

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      • BelieverInGod
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        Forum Member
        • Feb 2010
        • 9269

        #48
        Re: I am deaf...

        Well I see your aeternal damnation is now assured. Bye
        Drama queen

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
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          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #49
          Re: I am deaf...

          Originally posted by deafgirl View Post
          You have to edit my posts??? H.OMO!!!!
          Apparently your vulgarity was edited. We do not tolerate vile language here. This is a Christian church's discussion forum, not Retard-and-Cripple-Whore Chat!
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Jo Freddie
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            Hateful God mocking pirate
            • Apr 2009
            • 6339

            #50
            Re: I am deaf...

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rhododendron View Post
            Apparently your vulgarity was edited. We do not tolerate vile language here. This is a Christian church's discussion forum, not Retard-and-Cripple-Whore Chat!
            People may not agree with my posts, but at least I try to keep it civil don't I Moulmainense?
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            • BelieverInGod
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              • Feb 2010
              • 9269

              #51
              Re: I am deaf...

              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
              People may not agree with my posts, but at least I try to keep it civil don't I Moulmainense?
              It's part of why you're still here.
              Drama queen

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              • OccamsRazor
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                • Apr 2011
                • 11

                #52
                Re: I am deaf...

                Originally posted by deafgirl View Post
                Nobody wants a deaf wife. I just want to die...GOODBYE...
                Better had she been mute. I know of no man who wants a wife that speaks.

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #53
                  Re: I am deaf...

                  Originally posted by Joan of Fark View Post
                  People may not agree with my posts, but at least I try to keep it civil don't I Moulmainense?
                  That's pretty much why you're tolerated, Boulliabase.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • landoverlover
                    Also loves Jesus and America
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2010
                    • 828

                    #54
                    Re: I am deaf...

                    John 14:13 "And whatsoever ye shall ask in my name, that will I do, that the Father may be glorified in the Son."

                    If your prayer for hearing hasn't been answered, there's a flaw in you somewhere.

                    Can you hear me now?

                    ps, Helen Keller never whined so much.
                    Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                    2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



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