[AngelOfTheRose]

Re: Hello!

It’s a miracle! Sing hosannas and offer up praise to the Lord as we celebrate the glories of his might, Brothers and Sisters. For all you God mockers and atheists take note and witness first hand the miracle of Gods marvellous and wondrous powers of redemption. AngelofGod comes to this church a gender bending, cross dressing, abominable, transvestite, hell bound freak of nature, but accepted God into his heart and is instantly cured of his sexual perversions. Now he confidently assures us of his normal, manly, heterosexual desires and wish to impregnate good True Christian women with his seed.

God truly is wonderful.

Indeed he is, my friend! Indeed, he is! Admittedly, I have had *cough* a few thoughts of perversions in my younger teenage years and even they persisted for a while, but ever since accepting Jesus into my life, I have had a strong-will in defense against such sinful thoughts and their effect is no more.

Now, if only to find such a good True Christian(tm) woman, who will of course give birth to many sons...