Hello!

[AngelOfTheRose]

Hello, my friends and fellow Christians!

I have been lurking for some time now, afraid to speak up and get out, but I now have the confidence to finally open up and join your ranks.

I should, perhaps, start with a little bit about myself: I am an eighteen year-old college student, looking to find his way in the world and also to find the Path to God(tm) through our Lord, Jesus Christ.

I was once a filthy Lutheran, but my eyes have been opened to the fact that they are not the True Christians(tm) and are not the Path to Holiness as I once thought. They are a false religion and I won't stand for being a member of what really worships Satan!

Please, feel free to ask any questions and I will be happy to answer them!

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

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Hello, young lady, and welcome to God's favorite forum. Do you have your husband's permission to be here?

[John Creeser]

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I should, perhaps, start with a little bit about myself: I am an eighteen year-old college student, looking to find his way in the world and also to find the Path to God™ through our Lord, Jesus Christ.

A woman's place is not in college - unless you never learned how to cook or clean. Are you taking home economics?

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome young lady.

How many sons have you put on the table for Jesus?

Why are you so pale? You are not one of those deformed albinos, are you?

Why are your eyes so wide? You sitting on a fence post?

What made you turn to True Salvation(c)? Tell us your story of depravity.

[AngelOfTheRose]

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I think you might be misunderstanding me. Is it the avatar? Should I change it?

I am very much a male, but at this time I do not have a suitable picture of my likeness. I have not a camera of good quality, and so I thought to make do with a different avatar until I was able to get one.

[Doug4christ]

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Hello, my friends and fellow Christians!



I should, perhaps, start with a little bit about myself: I am an eighteen year-old college student, looking to find his way in the world and also to find the Path to God™ through our Lord, Jesus Christ.

College is not for women. Do you cook well?

[AngelOfTheRose]

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One of my favorite verses in the bible: Psalm 4:8 - I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety.

Why? Because only the Lord truly makes you safe and once you have accepted both Him and Jesus Christ into your life, you are truly safe.

[ExGay Alex]

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One of my favorite verses in the bible: Psalm 4:8 - I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety.

Why? Because only the Lord truly makes you safe and once you have accepted both Him and Jesus Christ into your life, you are truly safe.

So long as you're not otherwise a sinner, such as a queer.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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One of my favorite verses in the bible: Psalm 4:8 - I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety.

Why? Because only the Lord truly makes you safe and once you have accepted both Him and Jesus Christ into your life, you are truly safe.

Please don't misconstrue that verse as thinking that God will blanket you with protectiveness if you "accept" Him: it's a little more involved than that.

God will provide you the MEANS to protect yourself.

(Ephesians 6:11) "Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil."

I'd suggest a nice .45 like the M1911A1 from Springfield Armory.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Barry]

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Welcome Angeloftherose, I am delighted to hear you have cast off the shackles of the filthy lutherian heracy and wish to gain salvation through seeking out the true teachings of our blessed Jesus Christ, here at Landover. But I have a slight concern. You present yourself, using a very feminine avatar, while seeking to assure us that you are indeed a man. Are you some kind of degenerative, cross dressing, transvestite, freak? Because if you are, it is written quite clearly, without any equivication God does not tolerate such types. Deuteronomy 22:5.

[AngelOfTheRose]

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Welcome Angeloftherose, I am delighted to hear you have cast off the shackles of the filthy lutherian heracy and wish to gain salvation through seeking out the true teachings of our blessed Jesus Christ, here at Landover. But I have a slight concern. You present yourself, using a very feminine avatar, while seeking to assure us that you are indeed a man. Are you some kind of degenerative, cross dressing, transvestite, freak? Because if you are, it is written quite clearly, without any equivication God does not tolerate such types. Deuteronomy 22:5.

No, I assure you, that I am not a cross-dressing freak. Let me explain: As of this moment, I do not have a suitable picture of my person that is of good quality, and so I thought to make do with another. The image, when I found it, did not appear as feminine when it was large compared to when it is forced to be as small as an avatar is meant to be.

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

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No, I assure you, that I am not a cross-dressing freak. Let me explain: As of this moment, I do not have a suitable picture of my person that is of good quality, and so I thought to make do with another. The image, when I found it, did not appear as feminine when it was large compared to when it is forced to be as small as an avatar is meant to be.

Your new avatar looks much better. So... are you married? If so, how many sons do you have? Which church do you attend? Could you tell us a bit more about your relationship with Jesus?

[AngelOfTheRose]

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Your new avatar looks much better. So... are you married? If so, how many sons do you have? Which church do you attend? Could you tell us a bit more about your relationship with Jesus?

No, I am sadly not married yet, but I will be one day. I will one day meet that True Christian(tm) woman who I'm sure will give me many sons to have and to teach the Word of God.

As of this moment, I do not attend a church. I live in a truly ungodly area that only harbors filthy Mennonites - which are a sect of Christianity very much related to the Amish - and Lutherans.

My relationship with Jesus has been a difficult one across all of my life. I was a Lutheran for a majority of my lifetime, but my heart was not truly for it. Maybe it was because it sensed the lies, fallacies, and falsities. I must've misinterpreted it, though, as for a very brief time period I became an Athiest. However, that only spurred more emotions of hatred and lies and falsities. I turned back to Christianity not long after and accepted Jesus into my life once more, this time heartfelt and I have been loving the Word of God ever since.

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

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No, I am sadly not married yet, but I will be one day. I will one day meet that True Christian™ woman who I'm sure will give me many sons to have and to teach the Word of God.

Well, you could always convert some women to Christ. That's part of our mission here on this earth.

2 Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.

As of this moment, I do not attend a church. I live in a truly ungodly area that only harbors filthy Mennonites - which are a sect of Christianity very much related to the Amish - and Lutherans.

I am truly sorry to hear that. Is there really no Baptist church in your area?

[Barry]

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It’s a miracle! Sing hosannas and offer up praise to the Lord as we celebrate the glories of his might, Brothers and Sisters. For all you God mockers and atheists take note and witness first hand the miracle of Gods marvellous and wondrous powers of redemption. AngelofGod comes to this church a gender bending, cross dressing, abominable, transvestite, hell bound freak of nature, but accepted God into his heart and is instantly cured of his sexual perversions. Now he confidently assures us of his normal, manly, heterosexual desires and wish to impregnate good True Christian women with his seed.

God truly is wonderful.