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  • Mrs. Thumpthebible
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2011
    • 13

    #1

    At Last!

    I knew I would find a place to revel in God's words! To live and think through the bible exactly as described is the only way! I trust only God's devine word!

    "Show me the way I should go, for to you I lift up my soul"
    (Psalm 143:8)
  • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
    Pastor of Praise and Worship
    A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2009
    • 3890

    #2
    Re: At Last!

    Hello there, Ms. Are you a divorcee?
    Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


    Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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    • Jack O'fagan
      With faith as immovable as the Earth
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 4836

      #3
      Re: At Last!

      Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
      Hello there, Ms. Are you a divorcee?
      Not necessary, she might be a lesbian.

      Jack
      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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      I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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      • Mrs. Thumpthebible
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Apr 2011
        • 13

        #4
        Re: At Last!

        Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
        Hello there, Ms. Are you a divorcee?
        I am a widow.

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        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2006
          • 12414

          #5
          Re: At Last!

          Originally posted by Ms.Thumpthebible View Post
          I am a widow.
          Did you kill your husband? Is that why you use the feminazi "Ms." instead of the proper "Mrs."?
          Posted via Prayer

          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

          Blogging for CHRIST!
          Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
          All a-Twitter for Salvation!
          Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
          On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
          My Ladies of Landover profile!

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          • Zechariah Smyth
            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 15251

            #6
            Re: At Last!

            Originally posted by Ms.Thumpthebible View Post
            I knew I would find a place to revel in God's words! To live and think through the bible exactly as described is the only way! I trust only God's devine word!

            "Show me the way I should go, for to you I lift up my soul"
            (Psalm 143:8)
            What abomination are you quoting from? We use the KJV Bible here, "Ms."



            Yours in Christ,

            Z. Smyth
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            • Mrs. Thumpthebible
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              • Apr 2011
              • 13

              #7
              Re: At Last!

              Originally posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View Post
              Did you kill your husband? Is that why you use the feminazi "Ms." instead of the proper "Mrs."?
              We never consummated our marriage before his untimely death. I remain a maiden while mourning the loss of a great man.



              “Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path.”
              (Psalms 119:105 KJV)

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              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2006
                • 12414

                #8
                Re: At Last!

                Originally posted by Ms.Thumpthebible View Post
                We never consummated our marriage before his untimely death. I remain a maiden while mourning the loss of a great man.



                “Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path.”
                (Psalms 119:105 KJV)
                If you were married, you should be referred to as "Mrs." and if you were never married, you should be referred to as "Miss". "Ms." is a made up feminazi execration of an honorific and no decent woman should ever use it. If you'd like, I can fix that in your user name.
                Posted via Prayer

                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                Blogging for CHRIST!
                Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #9
                  Re: At Last!

                  Was the wedding cake poisoned?
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Mrs. Thumpthebible
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Apr 2011
                    • 13

                    #10
                    Re: At Last!

                    Originally posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View Post
                    If you were married, you should be referred to as "Mrs." and if you were never married, you should be referred to as "Miss". "Ms." is a made up feminazi execration of an honorific and no decent woman should ever use it. If you'd like, I can fix that in your user name.
                    Please do! I am ashamed of this error

                    I will pray that God see me as the humbled woman I am.

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                    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 12414

                      #11
                      Re: At Last!

                      Okay, it's fixed. Now let's put this shameful incident behind us.
                      Posted via Prayer

                      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                      Blogging for CHRIST!
                      Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                      All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                      Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                      On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                      My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #12
                        Re: At Last!

                        While you're at it, The Bible could use capital letters, too.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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