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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050

    #76
    Re: Flaggot here.

    Zechariah, your firmness is truly breathtaking! I pray that I, too, will one day become such a firm Christian man!
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    • wait_what
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Mar 2011
      • 592

      #77
      Re: Flaggot here.

      Originally posted by Flaggit View Post
      Both Portway the the Prof both seem to have a genuine heart to help. I'm all ears to their advice. In a very short time, they seem to have helped me. I really want to go through the Prof's program. Would I have to move to Freehold? I do have a sister in Iowa.

      Professor Bessemer has a great program. I suggest you submit your application to him as soon as you can. I would recommend removing yourself from California any way possible. Be it Freehold, IA or anywhere in Idaho except for these four cites which do exist in Idaho:

      Athol (say it with a lisp, you will understand.)
      Gay - No need to remind you of your horrid past . .
      Gayway Corner - . . . nor your sales office from said past.
      Slickpoo - For reasons obvious pertaining to your past.

      Other than that, it is a great Republican, American, and Christian state. We have Sidearm laws here so open carry without a permit is legal. As a matter of fact, no joke one of my friends has a stocked gun rack in his Cadillac Coupe. It is a sight to see brother.
      The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
      Give her a shovel.
      Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
      19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10050

        #78
        Re: Flaggot here.

        Flaggot, your responses here to the Christian love which has been extended to you have been very rebellious. I think you have a problem with rebellion. The sooner you submit yourself to the Lord, the better.

        And based on everything you've told us, you're certainly no stranger to submission!
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        • Zechariah Smyth
          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251

          #79
          Re: Flaggot here.

          Originally posted by Flaggit View Post
          Some call it making demands. I call it common respect... boy.
          I had high hopes for you, Flaggit. Not any more.

          Knowing your place is important in all aspects of life, and not just here. Your inability to humble yourself and a tendency to let your anger cloud your judgment are a combination that will not serve you well.

          Unfortunately, you discard the message because you dislike the messenger.

          Sad, really.

          (Proverbs 1:5) "A wise man will hear, and will increase learning; and a man of understanding shall attain unto wise counsels."

          Z.
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          • Capt. Aaron Portway
            One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
            Salvation from Above
            God's Favorite Pilot™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2008
            • 6309

            #80
            Re: Flaggot here.

            Flaggot, I'm a bit disappointed, but not surprised, that you continue to lash out at those that you ought to respect. We are ALL trying to help you! But you're still steeped in sin and anger. As Brother Smyth just pointed out, it is a bit sad really.

            See, as True Christians™, we are almost as infallible as Jesus. I know that's hard for a sinner like you to understand, but here's a few verses from the KJVB 1611 that say that once you become saved like we have, you're practically a perfect being.


            Blessed are the undefiled in the way, who walk in the law of the LORD.
            Blessed are they that keep his testimonies, and that seek him with the whole heart.
            They also do no iniquity: they walk in his ways.

            Psalm 119:1-3


            Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
            Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.

            1st John 3:6-7


            But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.
            1st John 1:7


            Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is.
            1st John 3:2



            See that? We True Christians™ are the beloved of God and simply cannot sin. If you feel that a True Christian™ has wronged you, the actual fault is in YOU, your sin-filled soul just can't see the light that is our wonderful True Christian™ love.

            But don't worry Flaggot, we're here for you. We're used to having our unselfish Christian love spurned by unsaved trash like you. But we've got the patience to accept your anger and hate, because we're strong in the Lord! Glory!
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            Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



            God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



            Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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            • RogerLockless
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Apr 2011
              • 33

              #81
              Re: Flaggot here.

              Your name is extremely suspect, as when spoken it is "Dick's in faggot". That coupled with that extreme vulgarity will make it tough for the people here to trust you. True it was asked of you, but still
              Hope you are fruitful in your search for the truth

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              • Flaggit
                Pro Pot pervert.
                Warning very boring and whiny!
                Unsaved Trash
                • Apr 2011
                • 83

                #82
                Re: Flaggot here.

                Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                Flaggot, I'm a bit disappointed, but not surprised, that you continue to lash out at those that you ought to respect. We are ALL trying to help you! But you're still steeped in sin and anger. As Brother Smyth just pointed out, it is a bit sad really.

                See, as True Christians™, we are almost as infallible as Jesus. I know that's hard for a sinner like you to understand, but here's a few verses from the KJVB 1611 that say that once you become saved like we have, you're practically a perfect being.


                Blessed are the undefiled in the way, who walk in the law of the LORD.
                Blessed are they that keep his testimonies, and that seek him with the whole heart.
                They also do no iniquity: they walk in his ways.

                Psalm 119:1-3


                Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
                Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.

                1st John 3:6-7


                But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.
                1st John 1:7


                Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is.
                1st John 3:2



                See that? We True Christians™ are the beloved of God and simply cannot sin. If you feel that a True Christian™ has wronged you, the actual fault is in YOU, your sin-filled soul just can't see the light that is our wonderful True Christian™ love.

                But don't worry Flaggot, we're here for you. We're used to having our unselfish Christian love spurned by unsaved trash like you. But we've got the patience to accept your anger and hate, because we're strong in the Lord! Glory!
                I understand Capt. I really do. I had an issue with Bro.Smyth because he reminds me of someone from my past. Every time I read his name or see his avvy, I get angry.


                Originally posted by RogerLockless View Post
                Your name is extremely suspect, as when spoken it is "Dick's in faggot". That coupled with that extreme vulgarity will make it tough for the people here to trust you. True it was asked of you, but still
                Hope you are fruitful in your search for the truth
                Hey, Roger, you name reminds me of a homo I once knew.

                Choke on it, Roger. Choke on it.
                Lycia, Marry me!!!

                <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

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                • RogerLockless
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Apr 2011
                  • 33

                  #83
                  Re: Flaggot here.

                  Originally posted by Flaggit View Post

                  Hey, Roger, you name reminds me of a homo I once knew.

                  Choke on it, Roger. Choke on it.
                  I take it you knew him in the biblical sense.

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                  • J.Gygax
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Apr 2011
                    • 26

                    #84
                    Re: Flaggot here.

                    i wish you well Flaggot

                    respect captain he is a humble man

                    evening

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                    • Flaggit
                      Pro Pot pervert.
                      Warning very boring and whiny!
                      Unsaved Trash
                      • Apr 2011
                      • 83

                      #85
                      Re: Flaggot here.

                      Originally posted by RogerLockless View Post
                      I take it you knew him in the biblical sense.
                      I have experienced much, unlike you who will never know the loving touch of a woman or man. Go beat off to a Sears bra catalog, Roger Dickless.

                      Originally posted by J.Gygax View Post
                      i wish you well Flaggot

                      respect captain he is a humble man

                      evening
                      Thank you, sir. I do. He has helped me with great advice. I'm trying hard everyday to live they way God wants me to. I need to go though the Prof's program.
                      Lycia, Marry me!!!

                      <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

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                      • J.Gygax
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Apr 2011
                        • 26

                        #86
                        Re: Flaggot here.

                        succeed with professor

                        and one day me and you will dine


                        evening

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                        • Professor Bessemer
                          Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                          Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                          Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2009
                          • 2952

                          #87
                          Re: Flaggot here.

                          Dixon, I see you are still struggling with your homosexual demons. But fret not, for there is a place for any and all manner of disgusting pervert here at Landover. The Lord has tasked us with curing you Dixon, but it will not be easy.

                          The Ex-Gay© program at Landover Baptist University is based on cutting edge Scienthiestic techniques as well as tried and true physical aversion therapies developed by the CIA and certain early Christian inquisitors. We believe in the Sterile & Stern (or SS) approach to curing queers of the disease with which they have chosen to infect themselves.

                          Tell me Dixon, what is you financial situation? The therapies we offer here at LBU are not inexpensive. However, if you are unable to afford the cost, we do have a program where debtors may work off what they owe. The church has implemented a program that we call the Special Laborers And Values Education System for those that find themselves owing Landover money with no other means with which to pay it off.
                          Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                          Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                          Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                          • Drunken_christian
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Apr 2011
                            • 24

                            #88
                            Re: Flaggot here.

                            Flaggot, If you need someone to talk to or perhaps hold you while you talk about your homosexual past. You know where to find me. You're always welcome here friend.
                            Revelation 19:20
                            "And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone."

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                            • wait_what
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 592

                              #89
                              Re: Flaggot here.

                              Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
                              Dixon, I see you are still struggling with your homosexual demons. But fret not, for there is a place for any and all manner of disgusting pervert here at Landover. The Lord has tasked us with curing you Dixon, but it will not be easy.

                              The Ex-Gay© program at Landover Baptist University is based on cutting edge Scienthiestic techniques as well as tried and true physical aversion therapies developed by the CIA and certain early Christian inquisitors. We believe in the Sterile & Stern (or SS) approach to curing queers of the disease with which they have chosen to infect themselves.

                              Tell me Dixon, what is you financial situation? The therapies we offer here at LBU are not inexpensive. However, if you are unable to afford the cost, we do have a program where debtors may work off what they owe. The church has implemented a program that we call the Special Laborers And Values Education System for those that find themselves owing Landover money with no other means with which to pay it off.
                              Special
                              Laborers
                              And
                              Values
                              Education
                              System

                              This is one of the most divine systems in place for those who are of humble means. At most it will take you 7 years to pay off the debt, and you will be saved! What more could you ask for?
                              The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
                              Give her a shovel.
                              Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
                              19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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                              • Flaggit
                                Pro Pot pervert.
                                Warning very boring and whiny!
                                Unsaved Trash
                                • Apr 2011
                                • 83

                                #90
                                Re: Flaggot here.

                                Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
                                Dixon, I see you are still struggling with your homosexual demons. But fret not, for there is a place for any and all manner of disgusting pervert here at Landover. The Lord has tasked us with curing you Dixon, but it will not be easy.

                                The Ex-Gay© program at Landover Baptist University is based on cutting edge Scienthiestic techniques as well as tried and true physical aversion therapies developed by the CIA and certain early Christian inquisitors. We believe in the Sterile & Stern (or SS) approach to curing queers of the disease with which they have chosen to infect themselves.

                                Tell me Dixon, what is you financial situation? The therapies we offer here at LBU are not inexpensive. However, if you are unable to afford the cost, we do have a program where debtors may work off what they owe. The church has implemented a program that we call the Special Laborers And Values Education System for those that find themselves owing Landover money with no other means with which to pay it off.
                                I'm not wealthy but I have some money saved. You do not offer an online program? Would I have to move to Freehold?


                                Originally posted by Drunken_christian View Post
                                Flaggot, If you need someone to talk to or perhaps hold you while you talk about your homosexual past. You know where to find me. You're always welcome here friend.
                                No, no... That just seems homo. No offense but the last thing I need is to hold or to be held by another man.
                                Lycia, Marry me!!!

                                <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

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