[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Salutations! Also, one question.

Hello, I'm Dezire!

I have one question for the brothers & sisters of the oh-so amazing Landover Baptist Church Forum:

What do I do?

Both my parents are men, & yes they are homosexuals, I never knew my mom, & I've been told I'm adopted. How do I rid of these bad spirits in this house?

WRONG!



Unless you are the unlikely (and unholy) combination of man-seed and man-poop, you are not the product of sexual congress between two homos.

Sure, there may be two sodomites you live with who pay the rent, but they are NOT your parents.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Salutations! Also, one question.

You're all piffleed up.

God does not care if you're homosexual, straight, bisexual, bicurious. He will accept anyone, as long as their willing to have him in their heart.

Now if you'd please infract me for speaking the truth.

THAT IS NOT WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS Leviticus 18:22 Leviticus 20:13 Deuteronomy 23:17

You seem to have forgotten your original post:

Hello, I'm Dezire!

I have one question for the brothers & sisters of the oh-so amazing Landover Baptist Church Forum:

What do I do?

Both my parents are men, & yes they are homosexuals, I never knew my mom, & I've been told I'm adopted. How do I rid of these bad spirits in this house?

Just think for a moment. Why would two perverts adopt a boy and name him “Dezire”

I already know the answer, as I am sure many Landoverians do. No doubt you have been "settled" at night from early childhood with roofies and gin, and that must have warped your mind. Or something has. The Pastors will be able to advise further, and I think you should contact them.

[wait_what]

Re: Salutations! Also, one question.

Even you admitted that there are bad spirits as a result of those two sodomizing pedophiles

[Dezire]

Re: Salutations! Also, one question.

I love how I just trolled you faggots hard. You're all gay. ALL OF YOU.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Salutations! Also, one question.

I love how I just trolled you faggots hard. You're all gay. ALL OF YOU.

You're a troll? wow, how could we have ever told?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Salutations! Also, one question.

I love how I just trolled you faggots hard. You're all gay. ALL OF YOU.

What you have done is taken advantage of our Christ-like compassion and spit right into the open eye of the Baby Jesus. I hope you enjoy Hell, because that's where you will be for all eternity.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Salutations! Also, one question.

I love how I just trolled you faggots hard. You're all gay. ALL OF YOU.

Hey, relax, you're among people that care here, friend.

You can tell us: just where did the priest touch you?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Salutations! Also, one question.

I love how I just trolled you faggots hard. You're all gay. ALL OF YOU.

Wow, who saw THAT coming, huh?



And why are you using "faggots" and "gay" as pejoratives? I thought you liberal atheist retards were a bunch of fairy-lovers.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Salutations! Also, one question.

I love how I just trolled you faggots hard. You're all gay. ALL OF YOU.

Ah, the truth comes out!

You DO hate homosexuals!

I must admit, you had me fooled for a moment. And yes, there are a lot of homosexuals around this forum; they call themselves "atheists", but that just means they deny God exists so they can have sex with other men.

But we have to clarify something. A True Christian(tm) does not hate homosexuals, no matter how much God does. To the contrary, we love them. That's why we tell them the Truth about what God tells us in the Bible, whether they like it or not. We want them to make an INFORMED decision, and possibly choose Salvation.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Salutations! Also, one question.

Hey, relax, you're among people that care here, friend.

You can tell us: just where did the priest touch you?

he's not living with 2 priests is he

[wait_what]

Re: Salutations! Also, one question.

Ah, the truth comes out!

You DO hate homosexuals!

I must admit, you had me fooled for a moment. And yes, there are a lot of homosexuals around this forum; they call themselves "atheists", but that just means they deny God exists so they can have sex with other men.

But we have to clarify something. A True Christian™ does not hate homosexuals, no matter how much God does. To the contrary, we love them. That's why we tell them the Truth about what God tells us in the Bible, whether they like it or not. We want them to make an INFORMED decision, and possibly choose Salvation.

I would just like to add that as part of this love, sometimes we need to nudge a boy lover in the right direction. Due to their sick twisted views of any interaction this cannot be viewed as a come on, so sometimes a sodomite needs to be punched to his salvation.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Salutations! Also, one question.

I would just like to add that as part of this love, sometimes we need to nudge a boy lover in the right direction. Due to their sick twisted views of any interaction this cannot be viewed as a come on, so sometimes a sodomite needs to be punched to his salvation.

Of course! Every American has the right to defend themselves from unwanted advances.

[wait_what]

Re: Salutations! Also, one question.

I love how I just trolled you faggots hard. You're all gay. ALL OF YOU.

You think it hasn't been seen before? The funny part is how hard you played trying to make it seem like you weren't a troll.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Salutations! Also, one question.

how hard you played trying to make it seem like you weren't a troll.

but he didn't seem like he wasn't a troll.
Perhaps it's not his fault. Can a catamite be delivered of his load? I often read The Pilgrim's Progress, and can almost imagine poor sad numb burdened insomniac nervous distracted listless worthless dissipated suicidal little wotzisname mired there in the Slough of Despond



I think that some of the gentlemen might be able to witness to this wretch, but if beyond hope there is probably no point even trying, I suppose.

Psalm 69:14 (unless it's already too late OT Leviticus 24:16 .. NT Mark 3:29 )