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[Lambda]

Hello, I recently found these forums while searching through my Christian search engine. I'm not perfect, but with your help I hope to become a TrueChristian(tm). I would love to answer any and all questions you have for me.

Yours in Christ, through Christ, with Christ, for Christ
Lambda

[Jedediah]

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Welcome, friend. How did you come to walk with Christ? Are there any verses of Scripture that you find to be particularly meaningful in trying times?

My heart rejoices that the LORD has brought you here! Praise Him!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Intro

Hello, I recently found these forums while searching through my Christian search engine. I'm not perfect, but with your help I hope to become a TrueChristian™. I would love to answer any and all questions you have for me.

Yours in Christ, through Christ, with Christ, for Christ
Lambda

Welcome Lambda!

Which Christian search engine are you using? I'm always eager to try out new stuff!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Lambda]

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I came to know our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ while attending a particularly vile, hedonistic and downright Satanic Catholic college. They tried to brainwash me into praying to false gods. Jesus spoke to me and told me to rebel against these agents of Satan. I did so, quite vocally, and was summarily removed from the school. Now I work for the local Protestant Mega-Church as a janitor. I know and walk with the Lord on a daily basis as I clean His house and tend to His things.

I like to reread Mark 14:51-52 when I need to refill my Lord-o-meter (a little term I made up to gauge how well I'm living in Him, with Him and for Him).
"And there followed him a certain young man, having a linen cloth cast about [his] naked [body]; and the young men laid hold on him: And he left the linen cloth, and fled from them naked."

This passage shows us that when we abandon everything, even our clothing, we can escape the traps the liberals and Satan have set for us. Only through Him can we find eternal life.

Thank you for your speedy response and deep, thought provoking questions. Praise Him!

Yours for Christ, with Christ, around Christ, about Christ
Lambda

[Lambda]

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Welcome Lambda!

Which Christian search engine are you using? I'm always eager to try out new stuff!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

I mostly stick to christsites.com. They have been very good about keeping everything bad about the internet (by which I mean the machinations of Liberals, Jews, Atheists and the like) away from me and my family. I hope this information brings you closer to our Lord and Savior!

Yours by Christ, per Christ, for Christ, among Christ
Lambda

[wait_what]

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What church do you go to?

What is your favorite gun?

[Lambda]

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What church do you go to?

What is your favorite gun?

I attend Cottage Hill Baptist Church here in my home town and I work at Dauphin Way Baptist Church, also here in my home town.

My favorite gun is whatever gun is in the hands of our soldiers shooting terrorists overseas for our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. My favorite gun is the one that does the most work for the Lord and kills the most terrorists.

Yours with Christ, through Christ, about Christ, in Christ
Lambda

[wait_what]

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I attend Cottage Hill Baptist Church here in my home town and I work at Dauphin Way Baptist Church, also here in my home town.

My favorite gun is whatever gun is in the hands of our soldiers shooting terrorists overseas for our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. My favorite gun is the one that does the most work for the Lord and kills the most terrorists.

Yours with Christ, through Christ, about Christ, in Christ
Lambda

You might make it here. I am skeptical still. Heck I am trying to earn my salvation. But so far I have hope for you.

Where is your hometown?
How long have you been married?
How many Christian Soldiers have you planted in your wife's womb?
What is your favorite form of discipline?

[Lambda]

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You might make it here. I am skeptical still. Heck I am trying to earn my salvation. But so far I have hope for you.

Where is your hometown?
How long have you been married?
How many Christian Soldiers have you planted in your wife's womb?
What is your favorite form of discipline?

I am a Southern Gentleman, being born and raised in the heathen-infested city of Mobile, Alabama. Being only 20, have been married for four years.

Three of my sons are in an early Army enlistment program, as soon as they can muster the strength to level God's rifle at the terrorists they will be sent overseas to fight for our Lord and Savior.

My daughter is being taught at all times to be obedient, quiet and obedient. She is also being taught to cook and how to handle the birthing pains she is sure to endure. Though she is only 11 months old, my wife and I will make her understand her place.

I like to teach my kids they've done wrong by striking them with a switch. They are still too young to cut the switch themselves, so I have to help them. Every time they stray off of the path I give them a taste of what those blood-sucking Jews did to our Lord and Savior with a few hard whacks with the switch.

Yours in Christ, through Christ, about Christ, with Christ
Lambda

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Thanks for the info, friend!

Yours in Christ, through Christ, with Christ, for Christ

Yours for Christ, with Christ, around Christ, about Christ

Yours by Christ, per Christ, for Christ, among Christ

Yours with Christ, through Christ, about Christ, in Christ

Yours in Christ, through Christ, about Christ, with Christ

Running out of prepositions?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Lambda]

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Thanks for the info, friend!













Running out of prepositions?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Aboard Christ, About Christ, Above Christ, Across Christ, After Christ, (not) Against Christ, Along Christ, Among Christ, Around Christ, At Christ. Those are just the As. Some of them don't read/sound well enough to put in a post that is meant to exemplify the perfection of our Lord and Savior. I am still trying to iron out how I will sign off on my posts for Jesus.

In Jesus' Name,
Lambda

P.S. Does that quote, somewhat from John 14:13-14 work better?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Aboard Christ, About Christ, Above Christ, Across Christ, After Christ, (not) Against Christ, Along Christ, Among Christ, Around Christ, At Christ. Those are just the As. Some of them don't read/sound well enough to put in a post that is meant to exemplify the perfection of our Lord and Savior. I am still trying to iron out how I will sign off on my posts for Jesus.

In Jesus' Name,
Lambda

P.S. Does that quote, somewhat from John 14:13-14 work better?

Is that supposed to be some sort of sick joke?



Lambda...what exactly made you choose that name?

Z. Smyth

[Lambda]

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Is that supposed to be some sort of sick joke?



Lambda...what exactly made you choose that name?

Z. Smyth

I was merely showing you that I know of many, many more prepositions that I could have used while at the same time demonstrating that they don't sound/read so well.

The lambda has three points, as did the cross those blood-sucking Jews nailed our Lord and Savior to. It also has the word 'lamb' in it which means it represents Jesus Christ, the Lamb of God, which you can read in John 1:29. I also figured no one had taken it yet, I don't think Jesus would like my username to have a bunch of numbers in it.

I only work for Jesus, everything I do is for Him, make no mistake friend.

Yours in Christ,
Lambda

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

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I was merely showing you that I know of many, many more prepositions that I could have used while at the same time demonstrating that they don't sound/read so well.

The lambda has three points, as did the cross those blood-sucking Jews nailed our Lord and Savior to. It also has the word 'lamb' in it which means it represents Jesus Christ, the Lamb of God, which you can read in John 1:29. I also figured no one had taken it yet, I don't think Jesus would like my username to have a bunch of numbers in it.

I only work for Jesus, everything I do is for Him, make no mistake friend.

Yours in Christ,
Lambda

Amen. You do seem like the good sort. Welcome, friend.

[Lambda]

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Amen. You do seem like the good sort. Welcome, friend.

Thank you and thank the Lord for such a warm welcome. I was expecting some agent of Satan to mock me for my beliefs which are being trampled on every day by the Liberal elite, the Zionist media and the brown-skinned Muslim menace.

I hope I can carve out a niche here and help spread the praises of our Lord and Savior to the other members of this forum who are not as completely given up to Jesus as I. That is, if this community will have me.

Yours with Christ,
Lambda